Why don't you speak Spanish, user?
Why don't you speak Spanish, user?
Kevin Price
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Logan Ross
... I do
Landon King
Because I’m not a wetback, senõr. Now, chinga tú madré¡
John Mitchell
cause they dropped the ball in 1588.
James Russell
cause i couldn't give a flying fuck in spanish class
Chase Baker
You may now kiss the groom.
Congratulations, may I now present Mr. & Mr. user!
Jackson Richardson
Really?
Owen Martinez
puedo hablar un pocito でも日本語のほうがいいと思う
Luis Gomez
I hope you are learning proper Castilian Spanish and not the Sudaca bastardization
Luis Butler
Peruvian girl
Lincoln Davis
that's where you start learning from a latina, she cute too
Owen Torres
More of her
Dylan Wood
Fuck you user yo hablo un poco español. Yo estoy practicando todo el tiempo. Yo hablo más español que tu Madre y tu padre feos.
Josiah Baker
bc my family were kicked out of Mexico by Poncho Villa for being white
I can speak Spanish, an I understand it
I just choose not to speak it
Jordan Brooks
Iam Peruvian, and now iam proud.
Gabriel Taylor
I'm sure you are
Samuel Ramirez
Post moar
Colton Parker
Sure
Josiah Cruz
>bc my family were kicked out of Mexico by Poncho Villa for being white
Is that what they told you? Pinches tusos cobardes se rajaron de su país.
Justin Gonzalez
I am learning
Caleb Anderson
Odalay
Jonathan Mitchell
nudes?
Colton Scott
Camden Martin
go fuck yourself too
my grandpa was born 2 days after his parents fled mexico
they were born in mexico
3 of their parents were born in mexico
none of my grandpa's ancestor's were born in what i now the US
my great-grandparents on that side owned a ranch and several hundred horses
PV told them that the horses belonged to him, and that american's weren't welcome in mexico
they said that if anything they were swedish and scottish
PV dgaf
told them any one with white skin were either americans or spaniards
Anthony Howard
Tu no hablas una palabra de español (Tommy Lee Jones; Men In Black)
Matthew Walker
Spanish is my second language. I'm currently learning Dutch
Alexander Cruz
Because beaners and I live in a border state.
Asher Ramirez
>I live in a border state
How can you not speak it?
Carson Lopez
Because i already speak Greek which sounds exactly like Spanish to English speakers, i am tired of people assuming i am from Spain or Latin America
Nathan Ross
Yeah, and my great-grandfather was the Czar of All the Russias. We wuz kangs!
Jack Cook
Here you go
Hudson Anderson
why would anyone make up owning a couple hundred horses in mexico at the turn of the century?
Adam Watson
People are retarded
Christian Harris
why would my g-gpa have a mexican birth certificate and bring a certificate of naturalization instead of an american birth certificate the one time he took me to mexico?
Dominic Russell
The story about Pancho Villa is what sounds implausible, dumbfuck, not the stupid certificate. Believe whatever fairy tale your family told, you, though.
Lincoln Clark
Because fuck you, OP
Anthony Russell
Paraguay, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico and Mexico best girls.
Logan Torres
For the same reason that thousands of families of Elizabeth Warren's generation believed they descended from Indians: romantic family mythology.
The wealth of rancheros is not measured in the number of horses they own and no ranchero would have use of more than a few dozen.
The folks in Chihuahua and Sonora went north to flee poverty and violence, not because they're europeos. European blood is very thoroughly mixed into the people in those states, been that way for ages.
Robert Martin
Yo puedo.
Eli Jenkins
>uruguay
Jeremiah Torres
cuz people who dont speak English are not worth my time
Nathaniel Reyes
Ethan Anderson
Ayden Flores
my family were from colonia juarez
founded by mormons immigrating directly from europe
being mormon they kept meticulous historical records
my family has deeds, bills of sale, letters from PV, and numerous other original documents showing their presence at the time and interaction with PV
and being mormon they would have gone with the "we were kicked out of missouri for being mormon" we wuz kangs shit instead of we were kicke out of mexico for being white if they were making shit up
Colton Mitchell
I want to put a smile on Paraguay's face and start a family.
Y ya hablo español, mamon.
Lincoln Stewart
Colonial Juarez is a video game, you lying sack of shit. It’s made by Cubie Soft.
Caleb Cruz
en.wikipedia.org
you are a complete retard
Carson Price
It was a time of war. Millions of people moved within and outside of the country without them having to be personally visited by Pancho Villa, literally 10% of the population died within 10 years. Imagine how self-absorbed you have to be in order to believe this bs, lol
>I moved out of Syria because Assad knocked on my door, lol
Yikes
Xavier Morgan
Jackson Bell
That shit anyone can edit, you lying fuckstain. It’s a VIDEO GAME!
William Rivera
Vaya, no seas gacho, gringuito.
Jace Torres
Shut up nigger.
Samuel King
>we were kicke out of mexico for being white if they were making shit up
Look up the Guerra Cristera.
The Mormons weren't kicked out because they were white. They were kicked out because they were unamalgamated holier-than-thou Jesus freaks that flaunted their gringoness to people who had only recently (1848) had their land stolen from them by unamalgamated holier-than-thou gringos.
Nathan Adams
ORALE! Waz happening!
Alexander Robinson
you do realize at the time horses were the military equivalent of tanks
and they literally made themselves, all you needed to get more were two and grass
raising horses in northern mexico at the start of the 20th century made you a major military resource
and again, my family has a fuck ton of supporting documents
if only there were references
maybe they could be notated in line
then at the bottom of the page have links to all the references
but yeah, wiki is a complete waste of time that proves fuck all and not a single video game in the history of games was based on actual historical events or set in real places
Thomas Jones
then why weren't the brown mormons kicked out?
that is completely true for:
>new york
>indiana
>ohio
>missouri
>illinois
but the mormons weren't kicked out of mexico
only the white ones were
Angel Gutierrez
Like I said. Believe whatever dumbfuck fairytale your family told you. Horses in Mexico were unheard of, yes.
Brandon Price
Because I speak Norwegian and I'm to lazy to start another.
Cooper Ward
The Menonites and Malakans were left in peace.
Face it, it's not because you're white, it's because you're obnoxious fucking gringos.
Julian Butler
>fairytale
what fairytales have supporting documents from the time of the fairytale?
and I didn't say there were no horses in mexico
I said that having a lot of horses made you a military resource
most people that had horses only had 1 or 2
very few people raised them
to outfit a cavalry unit you need ~5 horses per 3 soldiers for when horses are injured or killed
outfitting a company would require the horses from everyone who didn't raise horses for a living in the entire state of chihuahua
it is the difference between owning a car for personal use and owning a chain of car dealership
Aaron Miller
Is every white man a "gringo" in Latin America? I respect the fact that you brownies hate the yanks for their insufferable nature too.
Eli Garcia
finally
fuck mexico
every mexican is a dirty rug growing piece of shit that deserves to be burnt alive
the rest of latin america, you're cool
Aiden Jenkins
hows the black meta scene doing so far
>its almost yr 2020
>still listening to bm
Elijah Ward
No hablo inglés, perdón
Jayden Sanders
Because my parents were beaten by their teachers anytime they spoke spanish ragedless of who it was to.
That and I also bought into the "this is america! English is what we speak!" Meme when I was young enough to learn language more easily.
Still understand and speak more spanish than the average american
Nolan Nelson
tl;dr
Brandon Rivera
Gringo = yank
Obama = Gringo
Trump = Gringo
Andrew Yang = Gringo
etc.
Samuel Cox
Agreed. Most of the ones here are reaching their thirties, consider themselves "educated", and treat everyone poorly. Good thing a civil war is coming thanks to their poor people having voting rights
Joseph Butler
Morte de DAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaabbbbbboOooooooooOo
Nathan Morgan
>I'm a Mexican but I don't know what a gringo is.
Chase Nelson
Meanwhile north of the border hispanic families which supported the United states that who were made promises by the government git shat on afterwards because the agreements weren't in English
Eli Young
not true
Hunter Lewis
Based.
Nathaniel Morris
Aiden Wright
>Mormons
Now we know why they got the boot
Owen Hernandez
North from Mexico
Carey McWilliams
Levi Nguyen
Things that never happened lmao. This shit is always a good sign that you've never been to that country being that nearly a quarter of the population is predominantly white.
Camden Gray
Because ingles es the universal laguague and that makes it genial para comunicarse with people from around the globe
Leo Scott
Motherfucker, George Lopez is considered a gringo in Mexico.
Andrew Anderson
>then why weren't the brown mormons kicked out?
Maybe because the brown Mormons were actually tolerable while white Mormons were not?
Duking hell, I bet if you went back in time you'd have those brown Mormons getting along with everyone while the white Mormons segregated themselves off to the side like a bunch of incels
Parker Torres
To be fair, he is a gringo
Carter Moore
Nobody knows who he is. He would be called the special snowflake type of gringo "Pocho" just because he is diaspora.
Jace Harris
Also "gabacho"
My favorite is just "pink-ass" though
Henry Hernandez
Bitch, Pancho Villa was a northerner. If anything he was a brown minority in a heavily white region. No one is buying the shit you're saying.
Jose Torres
Universal language used to be French during the Porfiriato.
Before that, Latin.
Soon it will be Mandarin Chinese.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Yeah he's not known at all in Mexico, but other than being called "pocho" instead of Mexican he would be considered just another gringo. Same with Selena Gomez, Mario Lopez and all the others.
Charles Jenkins
Justin Sanders
True as fuck
The hispanic settlers were promised that they could keep their spanish land grants should they support and aid the USA. A great many did in hopes of the freedom they heard all about.
Spanish land grants aren't in English though, so guess what happened in most cases.
Juan Campbell
I want to learn at some point so I can go to Mexico and fuck their women. They may be poor, but their women can be sexy.
Jacob Reyes
When Chips shut down, Erik Estrada couldn't get any more work in Hollywood. So he went to Mexico City and worked for the soaps there. As the stock gringo. His Spanish was painful.
Aiden Peterson
He thinks mexicans booted whites from Northern mexico even though the signature music from the northern part of Mexico (norteño) is polka as fuck clearly indicating a shit load of German influence by the Germans who weren't kicked out.
Also why mexican beer or more German than American beer
Kek
Daniel Bell
who?
Luke James
In point of fact, Mexico preserved the very last of the Viennese malts -- Dos Equis (ambar) -- when Vienna switched over to the Pilsener style.
Joseph Jackson
Interesting
Ambar is fucking good macro beer for the price.
Modelo negra is also one of my regulars.
Noah Turner
Because this is the US of A and not Latin America. Learn English ya cunts.
Gavin Kelly
I can only imagine how fucking hard it must be for a Spanish learner to adjust to Argentinian's fucking mess of an accent and slang...
"No, porque se me quedó la chata en la loma del orto y nos quedamos en bolas!"
Aiden Fisher
Yo soy el gringo, mi espanol es muy grande. Tu madre tiene un trasero flaca y los pies como una rata, pero la amo
David Sullivan
No, faggot, this is the internet.
9/10 for effort
Adam Mitchell
Porque no hablas engles, user?
Camden Morgan