How to freak out the cashier? No condoms, lube, or glue

How to freak out the cashier? No condoms, lube, or glue.

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Rubbe gloves, duct tape and a skimask

pull out a handgu- shit those have lube in them im out of ideas

A single cucumber, and an issue of People

>cashier
self check out is right there, user

slit your own throat in front of them
that's going to freak them out

Ducktape, rope, a hunting knife, and a shovel.

A pineapple, diapers, and a pair of pliers

2x4, saw, take items to cashier at pharmacy to pick up prescription for Rectiv

That's fucking lame. Are you even trying Sup Forumsro?

Bottle of vodka, needle nose pliers, rope, hand saw, gauze pads, and diapers.

I had a cashier freak out when I purchased these: Tarp, bungee cords, quicklime, and a shovel.
I killed a rat nest under my house. I wanted to get rid of the rot smell. Cashier thought I was a murderer or something. Cops had a chat with me before I pulled out of the parking lot.

Pink/Teal hair dye, 15-20 bottles of soylent or a soy heave product, and adult diapers.

Baseball bat, magnum XL condoms, and a jar of Vaseline.

Bottle of Jergans lotion and the newest issue of Field & Stream

lube.

Rape her ,then say "wut now m8"

Mom's gonna freak!

Its for my elbows you dumb nigger

Donut, donut holes and stapler

vodka and an enema kit