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/mma/ News:
>Jimmy Smith set for cageside analyst duties at UFC 221 in Perth
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>Paul Daley says he's been granted Bellator release, but promotion says it's not true
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>5x IBJJF world champion Luanna Alzuguir signed with Invicta
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>Arjan Bhullar cleared to wear turban at UFC on FOX 29
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>Cris Cyborg now says she'll fight Amanda Nunes in UFC champ vs. champ fight in July
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Reminder that Nog would beat Stipe

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This is the thread

Name my band.

The Cardlets is already taken.

Calendar: The UFC just posted a job for website graphics guy yesterday.

Also, start taking the picks for this weekend's fights.

*gets heemed by an elderly JCVD*

the dollar...
the power...

Reminder that FaceApp is funny

cazzies literally think Sleepe invented counter punching in 2018

You want it to be funny so badly

30 Seconds To Gas

That's not a slip and that's a pathetic hook

Post a link

HW has regressed massively since the mid 00s and Fedor is the GOAT for washing this guy twice in his prime

Nog was awesome

It gets more (You)s than your "OC"

last Nog

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Remember, Pacquiao got bombs, Canelo got bombs, Shane Mosley had bombs. And all those guys are going in the Hall of Fame. But one thing about me, I’ve got a granite chin. But remember this – the same way you give it, you have to be able to take it. Remember this.

I average like 20 (you)s/thread my guy. 5/post when I'm not even trying

That's a content editing job. I don't have a degree in English lit

Daily reminder that Stipe is part of TMT.
TMT: Destroying hypejobs and making MMA great again.

Why didn't Stipe TKO or submit Niggannou?

Cause he was too gassed out

I'm starting to think he went 5 rounds as a big fuck you to Dana

You know, like I said before, at the end of the day, it's a process, and I dedicated myself to the sport of boxing. I dedicated myself to my craft. To the sport of boxing. 19 years a world champion. You know, I'm truly blessed. My team, they did a tremendous job, you know, Al Haymon, I gotta thank Al Haymon, my uncle Roger, my father, they did a tremendous job. I gotta thank God.

Like I said before, the Money Team is a movement, and Mayweather Promotions are the past, present and future of boxing. When you talk boxing, you talking Floyd Mayweather. Ronda Rousey's name carries no weight. She doesn't sell PPV. Come back to me when you make $250 Million in the sport of boxing in one night. Like I said before, it's a process, and the Money Team is going on to better things.

Hard work and dedication, I'm truly blessed, thank you.

I knew you would have an excuse. Literally your chance to earn money working for the UFC and you won't even APPLY.

he was the freaking shit!

(repost with fixed webm)

fixed because I can't make webms

Or because he has a decent fight iq and didn't want to get caught by some random uppercut in the fifth round by trying to ko an exhausted mugumbo when he can just keep controlling him and throwing volume strikes

Tomorrow, it comes down to the fighters. The fans can’t fight for you, it comes down to the two competitors. Fighting wins fights.

Ferguson is by far the most entertaining person in the UFC. I don't know why he gets so much hate, he's most likely undiagnosed autistic and just downright crazy. What a fucking weirdo.

which fighter had the worst past 3 years?

Reem bless lads, what’s next for my boy?

Name 5 atheist fighters.

Tony,no!

the toilet

Death in the ring via Magoombo rematch

Your boy had 1 job.

Find the flaw.

Jimi Manuwa is my low-key boy

youtube.com/watch?v=ANRz6MhI-4A

moofumbo hit hard, stipe get hit, moolumbo win fight

>word's best

found

can california's own jimi manuwa get a title shot?

my grandma can throw hooks with more power than that

It's sad how quickly you flip flop between fighters

DANA EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IN VEGAS ABOUT CONOR

youtu.be/yC9XifZk7v8
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Literally what did he mean by this, Reem has been my boy for years

UFC 221 Embedded:

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i have 2 jobs

Hey just so everyone knows this is just this fucking faggots faggot ass podcast with less than 30 fucking viewers because he's such a fucking nobody trying to ride the coattails of people far more talented than he will ever be no matter how much hard work and dedication he puts toward his unattainable dream in life.

Eat me out you fucking faggot.

Are they with the UFC? Then who the fuck cares.

>30 viewers
how can they afford to hire shills to post on reddit and Sup Forums?

Tell me again why people think shills don't post here.

Until he got heem'd, now that Ngannou lost you can switch

Get lost, h8rs ive been watching MMA VIVISECTION for almost 3 years in a row not counting me rewatching videos from 2013

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Woah wtf Schaub announces he signs with Bellator?!?!?

youtu.be/yC9XifZk7v8

How does that show that he flip flopped

only cazzies dont watch
>The MMA Vivisection
>Heavy Hands
>Kid Nate's Bunker
>If I Did It
>If The Shoes Fit
>Eugene Robinson's Show Stomper

prime schaub would heem ngannou

We saw the blueprint to beat Ngannou. Schaub in his prime finessed against better strikers and has some of the slickest ground game of any big man in MMA

No Show Money? 6th Round? 13th Round?

>30 viewers

vivisection is completely lagging for me

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literally 30 people will watch the actual card

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what kind of diet do I need to achieve this look

I missed MMA Depressed-Us too
I'm slacking

I agree my man

Schaub beat crocop, crocop beat miocic in training and miocic beat ngannou. It is obvious to any non casual that Brendan Schaub in his prime would gadoosh ngannou with ease

kek
bongs are the best anglos

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Is this a caz thread or at the least caz friendly?

This is the MMA VIVISECTION game thread

what a bitch
the worst is getting one in the butcheeck
>inb4 roider

>the worst is getting one in the butcheeck
Those are really tame though

AnonymousConor Ruebusch, worst fight analysis of all time, as usual
Mr. Hydelol
Mr. Hydeactually that title goes to wyman
Mr. Hydei vote to ban wyman from heavy hands
Mr. Hydeget zane on there

lol

>the worst is getting one in the butcheeck
not really, the person giving it to you is probably just bad at it

Connor Ruebusch notices that Randa Markos landed 4 takedowns against Alexa Grasso (Karen Montes) and lost but got taken down by Carla Esparza (beat Cynthia Calvillo) and won

Thoughts?

Beat me too it

New Aussie & Fancy Breakdown!!!

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Would you let Zane Simon corner you during a fight?

ugly cunt

Wow, T-City looks so much different without a man bun

bruh i got a doctor sticking a needle into my ballsack
butcheek was worse phisically, it made my buttocks clench hard , kinda surprised me
nutsack was mentally, it didnt hurt as much but i was shaking for about 20 minutes afterwards
might be, nurses sometimes dont give a fook

sorry watching MMA VIVISECTION no one gives a shit about wmma dont respond

*unzips*

Would you let Connor Ruebusch be your boxing coach?

also getting that plastic needle thingy with a cap, hurts the most when they put it near the wrist

Name my band

Would you let Pat Wyman and Luke Thomas be your head coaches?

How long till the spam spergy?

I would definitely let Eugene, Alexi and Nate be my mandrama coaches

Would you let Alexei Auld be your manager?

pretty impressive how quickly they've become a staple in the mma analyst game

You can literally feel him revving up. The tension in the air is as thick as the fat pad that encases his micropenis.

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New A&F
She's so perfect.