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New Fights: Angela Lee vs Mei Yamaguchi - May 18 Rin Nakai vs Young-Ji Kim - DEEP 82 IMPACT Danny Roberts vs Oliver Enkamp - UFC UFN 127 Danny Henry vs Hakeem Dawodu - UFC UFN 127 Maryna Moroz vs Angela Hill - UFC on FOX 28 Austin Arnett vs Cory Sandhagen - UFC on FOX 27
Calendar: The UFC just posted a job for website graphics guy yesterday.
Also, start taking the picks for this weekend's fights.
Jose White
*gets heemed by an elderly JCVD*
Adrian Evans
the dollar... the power...
Oliver Thompson
Reminder that FaceApp is funny
Lucas Roberts
cazzies literally think Sleepe invented counter punching in 2018
Levi Brown
You want it to be funny so badly
Chase Fisher
30 Seconds To Gas
Charles Price
That's not a slip and that's a pathetic hook
Anthony Jones
Post a link
Caleb Scott
HW has regressed massively since the mid 00s and Fedor is the GOAT for washing this guy twice in his prime
Dylan Perry
Nog was awesome
Isaac Rivera
It gets more (You)s than your "OC"
David Perez
last Nog
Grayson Harris
...
Blake Moore
Remember, Pacquiao got bombs, Canelo got bombs, Shane Mosley had bombs. And all those guys are going in the Hall of Fame. But one thing about me, I’ve got a granite chin. But remember this – the same way you give it, you have to be able to take it. Remember this.
John Cox
I average like 20 (you)s/thread my guy. 5/post when I'm not even trying
Owen Ross
That's a content editing job. I don't have a degree in English lit
Ethan Smith
Daily reminder that Stipe is part of TMT. TMT: Destroying hypejobs and making MMA great again.
Nolan Murphy
Why didn't Stipe TKO or submit Niggannou?
Nicholas Watson
Cause he was too gassed out
Bentley Rogers
I'm starting to think he went 5 rounds as a big fuck you to Dana
Thomas Evans
You know, like I said before, at the end of the day, it's a process, and I dedicated myself to the sport of boxing. I dedicated myself to my craft. To the sport of boxing. 19 years a world champion. You know, I'm truly blessed. My team, they did a tremendous job, you know, Al Haymon, I gotta thank Al Haymon, my uncle Roger, my father, they did a tremendous job. I gotta thank God.
Like I said before, the Money Team is a movement, and Mayweather Promotions are the past, present and future of boxing. When you talk boxing, you talking Floyd Mayweather. Ronda Rousey's name carries no weight. She doesn't sell PPV. Come back to me when you make $250 Million in the sport of boxing in one night. Like I said before, it's a process, and the Money Team is going on to better things.
Hard work and dedication, I'm truly blessed, thank you.
Camden Ross
I knew you would have an excuse. Literally your chance to earn money working for the UFC and you won't even APPLY.
John Hill
he was the freaking shit!
(repost with fixed webm)
Ryder Hughes
fixed because I can't make webms
Daniel Garcia
Or because he has a decent fight iq and didn't want to get caught by some random uppercut in the fifth round by trying to ko an exhausted mugumbo when he can just keep controlling him and throwing volume strikes
Isaac Russell
Tomorrow, it comes down to the fighters. The fans can’t fight for you, it comes down to the two competitors. Fighting wins fights.
Evan Rodriguez
Ferguson is by far the most entertaining person in the UFC. I don't know why he gets so much hate, he's most likely undiagnosed autistic and just downright crazy. What a fucking weirdo.
Hey just so everyone knows this is just this fucking faggots faggot ass podcast with less than 30 fucking viewers because he's such a fucking nobody trying to ride the coattails of people far more talented than he will ever be no matter how much hard work and dedication he puts toward his unattainable dream in life.
Eat me out you fucking faggot.
Joseph Cruz
Are they with the UFC? Then who the fuck cares.
Jaxon Robinson
>30 viewers how can they afford to hire shills to post on reddit and Sup Forums?
Josiah Foster
Tell me again why people think shills don't post here.
Brandon Lee
Until he got heem'd, now that Ngannou lost you can switch
Chase Thompson
Get lost, h8rs ive been watching MMA VIVISECTION for almost 3 years in a row not counting me rewatching videos from 2013
Nathaniel Foster
...
Tyler Moore
Woah wtf Schaub announces he signs with Bellator?!?!?
only cazzies dont watch >The MMA Vivisection >Heavy Hands >Kid Nate's Bunker >If I Did It >If The Shoes Fit >Eugene Robinson's Show Stomper
Brody Wright
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Brody Bailey
We saw the blueprint to beat Ngannou. Schaub in his prime finessed against better strikers and has some of the slickest ground game of any big man in MMA
Schaub beat crocop, crocop beat miocic in training and miocic beat ngannou. It is obvious to any non casual that Brendan Schaub in his prime would gadoosh ngannou with ease
Is this a caz thread or at the least caz friendly?
Andrew Miller
This is the MMA VIVISECTION game thread
Joshua Thomas
what a bitch the worst is getting one in the butcheeck >inb4 roider
Jordan Collins
>the worst is getting one in the butcheeck Those are really tame though
John Green
AnonymousConor Ruebusch, worst fight analysis of all time, as usual Mr. Hydelol Mr. Hydeactually that title goes to wyman Mr. Hydei vote to ban wyman from heavy hands Mr. Hydeget zane on there
lol
Jaxon Bell
>the worst is getting one in the butcheeck not really, the person giving it to you is probably just bad at it
Julian Rivera
Connor Ruebusch notices that Randa Markos landed 4 takedowns against Alexa Grasso (Karen Montes) and lost but got taken down by Carla Esparza (beat Cynthia Calvillo) and won
Would you let Zane Simon corner you during a fight?
Justin Williams
ugly cunt
Eli Price
Wow, T-City looks so much different without a man bun
Mason Wilson
bruh i got a doctor sticking a needle into my ballsack butcheek was worse phisically, it made my buttocks clench hard , kinda surprised me nutsack was mentally, it didnt hurt as much but i was shaking for about 20 minutes afterwards might be, nurses sometimes dont give a fook
Joshua Adams
sorry watching MMA VIVISECTION no one gives a shit about wmma dont respond
Evan Edwards
*unzips*
Blake Russell
Would you let Connor Ruebusch be your boxing coach?
Jayden Flores
also getting that plastic needle thingy with a cap, hurts the most when they put it near the wrist
Brayden Jones
Name my band
Justin Ward
Would you let Pat Wyman and Luke Thomas be your head coaches?
Kayden Bennett
How long till the spam spergy?
Mason Gutierrez
I would definitely let Eugene, Alexi and Nate be my mandrama coaches
Jackson Barnes
Would you let Alexei Auld be your manager?
Luke Anderson
pretty impressive how quickly they've become a staple in the mma analyst game
Zachary Jones
You can literally feel him revving up. The tension in the air is as thick as the fat pad that encases his micropenis.