Hey Sup Forums let's take a break from porn now...

Hey Sup Forums let's take a break from porn now. I start training as a pizza delivery guy tonight any tips for a beginner like myself?

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yeah, fuck off and go to hell. faggot

Don't knock over the statue!

it will beat the shit out of your car but you'll make good money

Hook up the people that tip and punish those who dont.

Lol I won't
Yeah I heard maintenance is a always
Hook up with what? Free drinks?

actually good advice. Also you can take sex as a tip

>training
it's a job for literal retards. what possible training could you need?

1-take completed pizza and put in your vehicle
2-Drive your vehicle to address on slip
3-Give person at address pizza and collect money
4-Get back in car, and return to store

There, you're trained. Faggot

Exactly my thought. How fucking hard is it to deliver a box and and charge three fiddy for some pizzas? Don’t get me wrong, sounds like your first job, great for you. But still, training?

Be cordial and smile . If they are grateful and order say two or three ranch or marinara cups hook em up with like no more than five . Shit like that . Once they catch on , you might get an extra couple of bucks . I used to work at one driver and manager .

If you have a credit slip they need to sign, never say "sign this". Instead say "fill this out". It doednt work every time but you'll average more people putting a tip on the reciept instead of just signing it quickly without looking at it

It's not worth it. Find a better job.

Stingy mofos , I would drive like i got paid to e.g. nurgurburgring ... slam on my brakes , pizza somehow falls forward .

Probably for their POS, Clock in/Clock out systems, what to do in downtime...that type of typical store functionality.
Dont be so dense.

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Carry a gun

Delivering pizza to Sup Forums can get you v&

Shake up their drinks b4 you get out at the address

This . I always packed heat . Some drivers got robbed . Not us though .

Find house, ring door bell, state price owed, hand over pizza, receive tip turn around and drive to next house and repeat.

How much fucking training does it take. Wheww lad

Me too. Fuck niggers.

Don't be surprised if people answer the door naked.

When you get to the customer tell them first thing that you did nothing to their pizza. Trust is born, tips will flow

Working for local place or a chain?

If your manager's are cool it can be a fun gig . But I've came across some bums ,assholes and weirdos ... drivers and mgmt alike . Weekend evenings are where the funds are at , you can make 100 a night if your lucky , but its not often . Ehh like 40 a shift should be expected .

>let's take a break from porn now

naw

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I wouldn't do that . Just show it to them , right toppings etc.

Don't you ever open my pizza box outside unless I ask. I'll check it.

I would definitely do that . It's normally just like neck tho

Do not, I repeat DO NOT deliver to the McCallister's in Chicago

leave it on the door step and get the hell out of here

> tell them first thing that you did nothing to their pizza

Perpetrator

Sell drugs on your pizza routes.

>Be me college student
Like what?

Somewhere you don't have to use your vehicle to make a major corporation and franchisee money off of your vehicle....

Well you already blew it. Its collect money than hand over pizza.

What if nipples went all the way through your body?

Such as?

typical fuckin millennial. brianless and has to have everything pointed out to him

Almost all jobs don't require you to use your personal vehicle except to drive there and back home. Fucking pick one.

This

You retards will call me stupid for not thinking of a job like that, meanwhile neither of you can give me a single example. Kill yourselves

Wal mart greeter you helpless little turd. Work at fucking McDonald's for all I care. Be a night sticker at the grocery store. Stupid fucking kid.

>All minimum wage jobs
Fucking moron. Delivering pizzas is far more profitable and less shit than all of those

well, finding addresses in neighborhoods you don't know can be harder than it looks. but you can't really train for that, i guess. it just comes with experience.

everything else a trained monkey could do

It's not profitable when you factor in your vehicle maintenance and gasoline. Dumn fuck.

good advice

i hope you get shot

Night stockers make more than min wage too. Idiot.

but when that happens always assume you're gonna be video-recorded—and act accordingly

you're a fucking moron

I seriously hope you get killed for what little money you have on you. Fucking zilch.

Carry a fuck load of parm and pepper packets with you at all times. Customers never request it until you're on their god damn door steps.

Get real good at balancing a lot of shit in one, and never hand that fucking food over until you've got money, or a signature. They can inspect their food while you're making change. Never happened to me, but a lot of drivers I knew handed food over before they got cash, next thing they knew, they're staring at a locked door.

Also, if it's optional, don't put the topper on your car. That shit always made me feel like a robbery target.

there are pizza delivery jobs where neither the car nor the gasoline is provided by the company?

Advice: flee to another country, try again.

very original

Why would I want to be a waiter tho? Fuck people.

If you're delivering to a unfamiliar house in an unfamiliar neighborhood, I have found that it's helpful to use Google street view of the house and the street before you actually head out. You'll find out that a good amount of houses do not have their house number in a visible place if at all.

Get out while you can, it's not worth it

do that if you can, but those are the easy ones anyway

there are tons of addresses where, say 102 and 110 are right next to each other, but 104 thru 108 are down a very long and very dark driveway, and at the end there is a cluster of houses and garages and whatever other buildings with no rhyme or reason. google won't help you there

Jizz all over every pizza going to women

Don't forget the sausage. Apparently, housewives prefer it when it's big and juicy.

Time is money, use your GPS on your phone as soon as you need it. Driving around in the dark sucks, and even in the daylight, some people don't have good porch numbers. Be nice, say thanks even if they don't tip. You won't know until you get back to the car anyway, you normally just make sure its enough to cover the food and leave. "You need change?" is a polite way of asking can I keep the rest, and get the fuck gone. I really wouldn't fuck with the food and ruin it, because they could call you back another day and you'll forget. Or, sometimes a kid will order, and he's a dick, then the dad will call and he's cool. Then you just fucked with an order that tipped you $5, and he'll just stop being a regular. If you use your car to deliver and you actually like the job, get a beater for work. Don't use a nice car. Some people will tip you with drugs or booze, thats up to you. You can say "I can't, but a little bud for later would be cool," most guys will agree to that. And, you're always gonna get snobs who slam the door in your face, or girls who have a giggle-fit, just let it go. You are not the revenge fairy for all service industry people, and some people will legit fuck your day if they know how to get at you, keep ordering then refuse the food for quality reasons, not even expecting to keep it. Also, some people get friendly and will ask for favors, like picking up a case of beer or cigarettes. They're ordering delivery because they're either too lazy or too fucked up to leave the house. If you're old enough, do it. Those people will be grateful. And make sure your manager knows enough to take the phone off the hook for a few minutes on a busy night, thats the sign of a good manager.

Niggers don't tip well.

Don't expect tips, be nice, be presentable (if you can hehehe), and drive safely. Good luck.

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give em the big sausage pizza

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If you're gonna jerk off on any of it, leave a good 10 mins for it to soak in and become unnoticable

Will you be delivering cheese pizza ?

Sure, what's your address?

optimism brings in tips.
even if you're soaked though and feel like hanging yourself: smile when they open that door

Thanks for the pizza, OP! Break is now over...

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Ha !
Sorry, you should have quoted prices first...

All I have for the likes of you is a $0.50 bullet. :^|

>Imagine not being horny

kek

Cut a hole in the box insert penis.

Ever consider that I was just being a smartass ? Jeez.

I don't joke about shit like that, and you shouldn't either.

Look around, you're on /b, dude.
If you can't handle a joke like that, perhaps you should be elsewhere. I'd suggest reddit, but even that might be too much for your delicate sensibilities.

Don't tell me what to do fat boy.

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I'll joke about whatever the fuck I want to joke about. It's never too soon, and nothing is sacred.

I just did. And I'm not fat, not that it matters in this matter.

Beat me to it.

Stop delivering pizza and find a better job
You're welcome bro

Oh Tory Lane...

Did pizza drivers decide their own routes? Last week I was outside and saw a guy delivery a pizza at the house across the street. 10 minutes later he came back and delivered a pizza 3 houses down.

Maybe plan your route before you leave the restaurant??

There are few better jobs, he is feeding people, this man is doing gods work.

Watch out for ninja turtles. They love pizza and seem friendly, but our poor tippers.

If the call comes in after the driver left, he goes wherever the order came from. Its just coincidence. You don't sit on a pizza for 20 minutes while they make another, it'll get stale.

Definitely check the address before leaving. If you have multiple always take the routes with no lights or one lane roads.

hnggggg!

If the call came after the driver left how would he have had the second pizza in the car? To get to the pizza place and back would have taken more time than it took for him to get back to deliver the second pizza.

Doesn't always work out the way you want. I delivered chinese food for 5 years, from age 16-21. It was one of the best starter gigs ever. It was before gps and smart phones, So we would have to memorize the route by looking at a big map of the surrounding area they had in the back kitchen. Orders require time to make, and i'm not gonna wait an extra 20 minutes for an order that is near where i'm going. I'd rather leave it for the next driver, so that the people i'm delivering to don't get pissed that there food took so long to get there.

You don't read too good, do ya?
The poster said someone delivered across the street, and ten minutes later, he returned. He didn't pull it out of his ass, he obviously returned to the shop. Maybe to the poster, it seemed like ten minutes, but was actually twenty. You think he stood there with a stopwatch and timed ((nothing)) because he didn't know the pizza guy would be back.

Avoid niggers at all costs, I mean it

Anybody have a peanut ?