You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an AMERICAN.

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Nobody in my family has made it past 1st grade AND I live next to muslims

So your from Dearborn Mi?

you're a philippino

NOT an AMERICAN....whey i

i have sex with villagers

I have free healthcare.
I can vote for more than 2 corrupt parties.

but i am american? huh?

look at her pupils shes off her nut she must be tripping

I haven't seen a nigger today

>be me
>be at high school
>not get shot

dont have diabetes

Tacos

I eat fruit and vegetables

Anybody wanna play with my foreskin? you don't have to be afraid that you'll hurt me. I got healthcare.

I have free healthcare. But the hospitals never have beds.

i dont get shot at university

I dont have a car.

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Pizza isn't consider as a vegetable.
AND I don't need to show big cars & guns in order to proove myself.... I don't even understand what.

1 m = 100 cm

instant cum

Kurwa

Scarnon cunts

I know that America is made of three continents not just one big country called America

Pork pies, mustard and cider are my jammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Trudeau is my prime minister

I like trump

Fuck uhhhh Arsenal F.C. amirite guys haha

Mount everest is about 8km high

Member of 5 second fb group detected

Natural blond

>university
Yup definitely not American

i live on the A5

1cm=10mm

cant a nigger just fuck her in those mongolian nostrils?

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I went to see the Joker movie alone..

i dont eat borger everyday

I have travelled abroad dozens of times and have had a valid passport for the last thirty years.

I think all goddamn day about Donald Trump and the American government, and I hate guns and freedom.

Wait, that just makes me a Democrat. Never mind.

I will trust science over wishful thinking, religious dogma or power hungry demagogues.

I've never seen a black person until I was 13.

I can speak more than one language

Soo...nice one Elon!

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I am piss poor, have not health insurance and redneck faggots always vote against their interests.

What was the question?

foreskin preserved

Eh?

I speak more than one language.

But I am American. And my country rules the world. Cope more.

A mi país no lo gobiernan un puñado de judios

>I have free health care
>I can vote for more corrupt parties yay

I love immigrants from Africa

Despite having a gun I've never shot up a school

I am perpetually jealous of America and my own failures as a human

I'm fit

I have never clapped in my life

not a faggot

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na kogo głosujesz

This is the leader of my country

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I wasn't shot in school

Straya cunt, yeah nah mate fucken stubbies and VB. Gimme yo' fucken lighta ayy. Centrelink.

shut the fuck up nigger

I know where Tibet is on the Globus/map
I needed to learn to speak/write or read Latin,Spanish,English,German and Dutch

I'm british and I havent seen a white baby in months, I'm pretty sure I havent seen one this year if I'm honest.

I know how to pronounce her name correctly.

I have to change gear in my car with my left hand

Coloradoan?

i dont have a gun

Well, yeah, we all beat off when we drive.

I can name more than 5 foreign countries.

Flanders had that problem during the Renaissance.

I love centralised authority, and truly believe politicians can protect me from criminals

I don't know the rules for baseball, milli centi kilo mega giga tera
yellow card red card gabriel batistuta diego maradona zinedine zidane luis figo

I don't wear dress socks and Crocs

No chino or niggers in my country

My toiletpaper has the american flag printed on it

America is a golden land of opportunity.
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Free healthcare

I don't have a child murdering arsenal in a bunker.

Show Bob and vagene

- I don't pay to be treated by a doctor
- Nobody I know owns a firearm
- I'm not embarrassed to disclose my nationality when traveling

Went to the hospital today. Was seen so quickly I was out before my appointment time. Didn't cost me a penny.

2+2/2 =2

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Huge taxes

Im not fat.

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Kanelbullar

Blimey g'vour

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT a SHILL.

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free

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eh sorry but I don’t like to be confused with our southern neighbors, sorry bout that

3

My penis is 18 centimeters long.

actually if you use PEMDAS like an actual civilized member of the human race and not some poorly evolved asswipe you would know it’s three
x = 2+2/2
= 2+1
x = 3

I live in the middle of nowhere in Wales outside of Cardiff. I'm great at geography and I don't have an idiot president and a bunch of fatties around me

Lacrosse is Canada's national sport.

What Problem ?

fuck you all

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greta is a godess, we should eat bugs go vegan and canibalise children

I’ll take “things that never happened for $500 please Alex”.

I live in a country with public healthcare, its never like this. Not in anyone’s wildest imagination is this reality.

I have waited for hours just to see an overworked doctor who fobbed me off in 5 minutes (free).

My girlfriend was refused service at two public hospitals because she “wasn’t dying” despite having a letter from her doctor as to why she needed to be seen at an ER.

When she did finally get to a hospital that would see her, she waited 6 hours before being seen.

hermann göring ruined the wehrmacht