Help me anons, I am half way through college and still not obtained qt art hoe hipster gf with blue hair. What do?
Help me anons, I am half way through college and still not obtained qt art hoe hipster gf with blue hair. What do?
Asher Hall
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Ryder Collins
disregard bitches, get knowledge
Matthew Brooks
Leave your dorm once in a while? Shave your neck? Talk to people? Stop acting like you're entitled to anyone?
Chase Jackson
find one without 7 evil exes
Aaron Murphy
Watch more indie films for advice, all the generic ass manic pixie bitches are in those, maybe that shit can help you out
Leo Robinson
>Watch more indie films for advice, all the generic ass manic pixie bitches are in those, maybe that shit can help you out
Or in contrast to this; remind yourself that real life ISN'T a fucking movie and your life most likely won't play out like one.
Samuel Butler
I don't think I have ever seen an attractive girl IRL with blue hair. They tend to be ugos and dykes.
Dominic Parker
1.) Go to the art dept.
2.) Find a professor.
3.) Inquire about being a life drawing model
4.) ...
5.) PROFIT!
It works.
Lincoln Scott
this ain't reddit, retard. we don't give a shit about you
William Sanders
you actually believe this troll! your a fucking idiot
Carson Robinson
fpbp
Ryder Adams
not going on Sup Forums would be a good start.
Camden Ortiz
>not kidnapping one in 2019
Connor Perez
>acting entitled to someone
What does that mean?
I never had a girlfriend in my 5 years of uni, and people on Sup Forums would always say “stop acting entitled!” and at the same time they’d say “go out and be confident and assertive”. I always interpreted that as “stop acting like you deserve a girlfriend and go out and act as if you’re a person deserving of a girlfriend”.
It just sounds like double think, but I’m not certain.
Kayden Lee
God I have such a hard on for Ramona flowers, both drawn and live action (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
Carter Johnson
you have shit taste in women
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Jace Rogers
rape her in the eyes of alah she is now your property
Jordan White
You can't find one of them, you have to make one.
Colton Moore
Your problem is the fact that you want a problematic blue-haired sjw woman.
Go for a nice black girl instead. You'll be much happier in the end.
William Wilson
Sorry, but if it didn't happen freshman year, it's not gonna happen. The girls you're in school with, they know you now, know who you are and what you're like and there might even be a social stigma from the other girls for hooking up with you. Freshman year college girls go nuts, dorms are an all you can eat pussy buffet. But only if you're outgoing, friendly, flirty, and yes, good looking.
My advice is to start making friends with freshman guys, try to score some invites to house parties where you're likely to find some freshman girls drinking too much, then be flirty there, flirty not creepy, chat with every girl, don't fixate in on one, or everyone will think you're a creep... And if you get bored, bounce early saying you're going to go hit up a bar or something. Even if you go home alone you'll have improved your rep enough to take a bigger swing next party.
Finally, I went to art school. Those manic pixie girls are gorgeous, but they're still girls, they don't fuck incel nerds or Scott pilgrims, they still want to fuck good looking guys who aren't a creep.
Gabriel Morales
>Your problem is the fact that you want a problematic blue-haired sjw woman.
Did you know that there are also non-problematic blue-haired women that are not sjw at all? You can also find them as pink-haired and other variants too.
>Go for a nice black girl instead. You'll be much happier in the end.
You must be one of those globalist types then, huh? Must be a slow day at the JIDF office.
Jose Kelly
Had blue hair for about two years. Just convince a girl you like that she would look super cute and dye it.
Noah Gray
You sound soo defensive..
Denying you of your shit taste in women must have riled your jimmies to the max.
Stay angry, fren.
Josiah Lee
shalom, hershel!
Ayden Allen
have you tried beating the shit out of half a dozen hipster emo faggots from hot topic?
Daniel Parker
>acting entitled to someone
What does that mean?
I never had a girlfriend in my 5 years of uni, and people on Sup Forums would always say “stop acting entitled!” and at the same time they’d say “go out and be confident and assertive”. I always interpreted that as “stop acting like you deserve a girlfriend and go out and act as if you’re a person deserving of a girlfriend”.
It just sounds like double think, but I’m not certain.
Connor Clark
drink my pee OP!
Bentley Price
>still not obtained qt art hoe hipster gf
LET
YOUR
UNCLE
T~BONE
SHOW
YOU
HOW
IT'S
DONE
>print this file +
>cut on the dotted line +
>wrap it around your ugly mug +
>sport it all around town while you rock out with your cock out!
\wm/
Jaxson Cook
Luis Phillips
Landon Butler
>freshman are an all you can eat bla bla bla
This is a myth high school seniors believe. It’s no easier to hook up in college than it is anywhere else in your adult life. Most freshmen girls will study or hang out with only other girls 99/100 nights of the year.
>talk to guys to get to house parties
9/10 times you do this, it will result in a sausage fest. It’s 1000% more effective to just talk to a girl after class and ask if she’d like to play chess with you or something.
Leo Rodriguez
Benjamin Sullivan
Kayden Green
Mason Brooks
>acting entitled to someone
What does that mean?
I never had a girlfriend in my 5 years of uni, and people on Sup Forums would always say “stop acting entitled!” and at the same time they’d say “go out and be confident and assertive”. I always interpreted that as “stop acting like you deserve a girlfriend and go out and act as if you’re a person deserving of a girlfriend”.
It just sounds like double think, but I’m not certain.
Gabriel Walker
Jordan King
Nathaniel Scott
Nicholas Long
Who is T-Bone? Is he a billionaire or something?
Asher Wood
nah Uncle is dirt poor....
Justin Sullivan
Hunter Gray
Wyatt Bailey
Jordan Wright
Evan Bailey
Adam Lee
Luis Long
Start with any girl. Start there and work your way toward your goal. It’s ultimately going to be a huge let down but take a chance
Ayden Phillips
Gabriel Cruz
Robert Powell
Luis Carter
Jordan Jones
Alexander Garcia
Jackson Clark
Zachary Butler
Nolan King
Easton Cruz
Noah Garcia
Angel Davis
Dylan Young
i can help you out, if you can settle for purple hair
Jose Thomas
Carter Price
Caleb Torres
Thomas Sanders
Just become her, duh.
Oliver Kelly
Christian Turner
Jordan Morris
Caleb Green
Matthew Hughes
Jaxon Morris
Landon Miller
Lincoln Harris
Dylan Lopez
Dylan Smith
Julian Robinson
Owen Bennett
Ryder Lewis
Andrew Reed
Landon Howard
Jackson Watson
James Stewart
Socialize, make a few friends who are girls. Even if they're ugly. Don't try and fuck them. Become friends with girls who've got hot friends.
Also, look half decent (literally just dress somewhat 2015+ or develop a look that works) and then jokingly flirt with girls. Push the line, don't make autistic "lol lets fuck" jokes. But flirt somewhat. Some girls like to just flirt and that'll train you in flirting.
Then find a girl who's hot but you don't really want to get with. Flirt with her in a way where you think "I don't care if she's uncomfortable, I'm doing what I think is fun." they'll likely play along.
Learn to give them dopamine and embody the principle of "people will get addicted to a product that is good only 80% of the time" so be good to them only 80 to 60 percent of the time. Make them work for it. Get them hooked on those seemingly random dopamine hits.
Gabriel Murphy
John Rogers
Jonathan Watson
t. femoid
Luis Reed
Kevin Reed
how the fuck did this fuck photographer ever get so popular or connected enough for girls to slobber on his dick just to have their pictures taken by him?
Kevin Ortiz
Logan Perez
Elijah Moore
>acting entitled to someone
What does that mean?
I never had a girlfriend in my 5 years of uni, and people on Sup Forums would always say “stop acting entitled!” and at the same time they’d say “go out and be confident and assertive”. I always interpreted that as “stop acting like you deserve a girlfriend and go out and act as if you’re a person deserving of a girlfriend”.
It just sounds like double think, but I’m not certain.
Aaron Nelson
4 da quickrundown check these dubs \m/
Hunter Sullivan
Jordan Morris
Benjamin Jackson
This. Irl blue hairs are typically obese landwhales with poor hygiene, horrible body odor and horrendous acne.
Jonathan Carter
Jose Foster
Joshua Morales
Thomas Sullivan
Dylan Perry
Aaron Clark
Ayden Morgan