Twin Peaks

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>audrey went from pure 10/10 waifu to roastie slut
>now she's used up goods and past her expiration date coop will beta up and settle down with her

>mfw it will just be more strange bullshit and end on another bizarre cliffhanger

I sure look forward to that.

I hope that now, knowing that he's back for 1 season only and won't get get cancelled, Lynch will go full Lynch mode and show the sissy audience his final form and how real his fucking shit is.
Talking about real shit like blood squiriting chicken being eaten or something like that.
I want this season to be like the TP movie.

if we expect that going in, its technically not a disappointment

>Graham wasn't asked to come back
Fuck Lynch

I think the scenes set in Twin Peaks will be season 1-like and the ones that aren't will be like FWWM

does this take p-lace in 2017?

>coffee, pie, and donut craving intensifies

I hope they go back to the woods to figure out another case. I loved that scene so much. ultimate comfy

The Secret History of Twin Peaks book was written in-universe in August 2016, so definitely after then at least

BIIIIIIIRDS

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birds are very important

>implying that he won't hook up with this hot slut instead

BIRD UP
>DIN DIN DIN
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I CAN'T HEAR YA COOP I'M LISTENIN TO INANIMATE SENSATION

WE JUST DONT KNOW

[MELANCHOLY THEME INTENSIFIES]

If I've sucked dick a few times can I still be considered straight??

r u a grill?

no

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FAGGOT DETECTED

JUST

It's pretty rough right now. Nadine is super strong and being a cheerleader. Hope it gets better

Nobody carries the Dogboy!

It'll take a while.

FUCK

you say that likes its a bad thing

So can we get a collage of the actors dead/not appearing in the new season?

>YFW FAILED OWL INSPECTION AND CANT SEE THE LATEST CAPESHIT

imo James looks badass. He doesn't look like a softcock emotional boy anymore.

MY SHIT UP

t. James

He lost 40 feet of intestine to Accutane. It changes a man.

She was never the greatest but now she's a different species

Just read up on it, he got royally fucked by the pharma industry, goddamn

>tfw it will then get resolved in another movie

It's going to be KINO

>SAWMILL

Audrey was never pure dude, I don't know what you're thinking about.

I can't wait.

>It was a dream.
We live inside a dream.

Recast him.

>25 years later
>Leo is still in the cabin

>it's a 3 second shot of a rotten carcass in the woods with spiders crawling out of its head

>recast him
Heresy.

She was a virgin until she fucked Chad on the plane.

I kind of hope they don't release any actual trailers containing material from season 3, it'll make that night it airs even more exciting. I already have no idea what to expect

This Drake looking nigga ruined the whole season 2 for me

coop as a mobster when?

Laughed harder than I should have

One of the best non-Lynch directed scenes for sure. Dat zoom in on the raven's eye. Lesli Linka Glatter confirmed for kinohouse auterism.

I tried watching the movie but quit halfway because I just thought it was plain bad, just really badly acted and executed.
But its been a while since I tried watching it, should I give it another shot?

No, you're clearly a pleb and won't like it

Try watching it shitfaced. Being a huge fan of the show, I only accepted or borderline liked it before that. But when I saw it really drunk I loved it.

Badly acted? Badly executed? What the fuck? What movie are you talking about again?
Eh. I think it's a masterpiece, so I don't know what to tell you. Your best bet is finding the cure for plebeitis, I guess.

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CONTENT AWARED MAKES IT LOOK THE FRESH PRINCE TITLES

It's one of the best films ever made

For what purpose?

What makes these two one of the most likeable characters of all time?

How did David Lynch made us like Cooper instantly?

you guys are shit, you're probably ten years or more younger than the cast and look way uglier. Every one on Twin Peaks is middle age. The tv show was over half my life time ago.

Why are these threads always so cancerous? Why couldn't normies leave Twin Peaks the fuck alone?

It was THE normie show in the 90s, this isn't exactly a surprise

I loved how Cooper was not some cynic realist that every protagonist these days seems to be, see True Detective for extreme examples. The world is shit, but I'm honestly kind of fed up with looking at needlessly defeated people all day.

>It was THE normie show in the 90s
Which is why it was cancelled after two seasons?

It just works. It takes 30 minutes or so for him to appear in the pilot but when he finally does he's already on his dictaphone rambling about trees.

not really the 90s as a whole, only 1990 and 1991. And then Lynch pissed of the fans with the movie, and the whole shit ended

Stop white knighting her, she's not going to come out of the computer and fuck you

lemme smash user

Repeating this over and over won't make it true, retard

have you guys seen this?
pure twinkino
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I already know it's not real, fuck off

True, but he's only repeating because it's true.

the pilot was watched by 30 million americans. you're retarded if you believe twin peaks wasn't normie.

What is this?

>mfw I finally watched Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me years after watching the tv show

Who was the one-handed man supposed to represent already? What happened to Chet Desmond?

>What happened to Chet Desmond?
He took the ring and paid the price

BURNS SUIT

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How did they get away with using a racist flag?

BASED DICK TREMAYNE

BEST HUSBANDO CONFIRMED

a mentally ill person used it

>What happened to Chet Desmond?
>He took the ring and paid the price

Yes, but what does that mean?
Theresa Banks took the ring. Laura Palmer took the ring.
Is Desmond in the red room? The black lodge?

yeah Bob killed him and Desmond is now dwelling in the red room or has moved even beyond that

xD lebin!

Daily reminder that Pete got fucking blown to gorey chunks.
also RIP Jack Nance

it's likely that the ring helps "wed" the spirit world to the real world, without the need of going to BL.

Desmond finds the ring and goes there. Then the man with one arm gets the ring. then it's in the lodge until Annie smuggles it out in the finale, where it's found by the nurse

Why are you so angry. He was just pointing out how retarded it is to be surprised by people in their 50s not looking like they're in their 20s. Relax dum dum

No his body was still in one piece, he was found shielding Audrey from the blast.

It's not racist, its traitorous

... the civil war was waged over slaves, among other things. it's p. racist.

if it isn't racist, then how come it has been removed from history

Will based Albert be back

yes, he even got to film all his scenes before his actor died

wait what the fuck, i didn't know he died

It's like a fucking curse with this new season, like five actors have died already

That was before liberals felt the need to autistically screech over a piece of cloth

>a flag is a piece of cloth
>a Nazi symbol is just a bunch of lines, guys! stop getting so TRIGGERED

Dick aged well.