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Making /brit/ be about British edition

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first for islam

Picture 100 years in the future. Mankind will most likely be interplanetary. Our great grandchildren will scoff at the idea of there being imaginary borders some people can't cross...or being born somewhere and having to stay there.

Races are social constructs

aaa :(

britain is rubbish

>friend's gf adds me on fb
>immediately messages to ask how the rest of my night was

hhhmmm :s

Hair colour is a social construct

dad's watching stranger things
is he a nonce

proooouddd to be an aMERICAN ohhh at least i knowww im freeeeeeeee

any rare orcs?

can we do a /brit/ xmas meetup

>I'm glad I sat on my arse hours a day playing video games and posting on an anonymous image board as my friends and family had amazing lives

everyone is everything except some people do less of some things and more of other things

thailad is a paedophile; he is sexually attracted to children

any psytrance man in

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>100 years

You are Australian.

I have a separate sexuality than my penis

I am straight but my penis is gay so I only fuck men but I can only be emotionally attacked to women

eating dads chilli he made

any patti smith man in ?

Got a swollen lip from how hard this slag I smashed last night bit it

She kept fucking biting it and trying to rip it off when I was shagging her it was more than off putting

Anyone else here enjoy their job? It's like getting paid to hang out with my mates.

chili only has one l i'm afraid

>nipples
j man won't like this

women have no souls

never had friends haha x dont need to worry aba tha

fuck off

i had sex with my girlfriend who i love very much :)

same

>Mum: x3 missed calls
>Text from Mum: was one bloody chili not enough for you, you had to take dad's? sick of you
>Text from dad: take piss

Going to make some mushroom on toast

i am regular @ 414 in brixton as well but listening to radioparadise atm xoxo

how spooked are if you think ingesting certain molecules is "immoral"

inb4 he just murders her

>Scientists to conduct 'microscopic study' on brain of Las Vegas mass shooter

Why

Like these weird self-aware lanky girl gremlin faces desu

It's the judges, the lawyers, the social workers. Compost tier.

strange boy

poor men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be king, but a king ain't satisfied till he rules over everything

x3 arooooooooooooooooooo!!! *paws up*

When I was camping in Lake Tekapo, NZ and bunch of Aussie tourists showed up rip roaring drunk, started harassing these two german girls beside us. Screaming that they'd never "had german cunts before". They ended up getting kicked out but only after one of their massive beach fires got out of hand and burned down a "No Fires Permitted" sign.

This is pretty much in keeping with any encounter I've ever had with Australian tourists.

don't rate my life choices lads

wish i would have followed what i'm interested in instead of falling for the ol' "do x because it leads to a REAL job" meme

had a girl biting my lip last night too
she didn't do it that hard though so it was quite enjoyable

the falklands look like a cold wet treeless place why do people live ther

No one has "souls" they simply do not exist

how come when girls have autism it's seen as cute and quirky but when guys have it they're seen as weird and creepy?

Anyone got the Gaz picture about pisstaking?

this is a future mother

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Speak for yourself.

i wish i didnt get a disease

Watch John Wick 1 & 2. Then watch Constantine. Constantine feels like a sequel in a series where our protagonist, John, develops the ability to fight Hell itself. The continuity is made possible because everyone refers to the character as “John” and treats him with a reserved respect.Trivia (self.movies)
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This a very cool continuity exercise, one that I accidentally stumbled upon in a search to watch movies with detached heroes doing the “right” thing out of obligation. Our protagonist, John, develops a hate for the society that created his life in John Wick 1 & 2. Then, in Constantine, John carries out with his final efforts of defiance in order to see his beloved in the afterlife. All of the other characters referring to him as “John” goes a very long way in creating this fun continuity, but it’s Keanu’s cold and calculated demeanor that makes Constantine feel like a sequel in a series about our protagonist. In addition, John develops a quasi-romance with a new woman, though it never actually goes anywhere. In the John Wick series, that would have been ridiculous. But as a contiguous story about our pal John, it actually fits the narrative. I encourage anyone who enjoys either of those films to approach them as a series, it will create some genuinely entertaining continuity.

>Evie's dad Shane McMahon

if you loved torpedoes, would you gladly call yourself a torpedophile?

yeah? try telling that to your mums soul while I'm fucking it

love trumps hate

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iceland has an active volcano why would you wanna live there?

What's strange about that?

it's kind of a metaphorical phrase for our conciseness

Literally what is the point of your country?

I remember when he kissed his own dad on the arse

housemate used my ketchup again reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>lads we found these islands, they're cold, wet and miserable
>reminds me of home, lets start a sheep farm

family courts are notoriously shit and favour the women most of the time

beta men will be deluging her inbox, begging for the chance to raise chad spawn

Can I film it?

Christfags actually believe in the idea that humans have "souls"

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Why did you get one then?

Not a pixel

no muslims

So the Argies can't

I want to fuck all of Emma Watson's holes.

anime

to beat England in the Euros

>Not a pixel
stopped reading right there

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weird family desu. his mum is in donald trump's cabinet

tick tock

pranging out right now bruv that zoot's done my swede in

good bum

>treated like a queen

obviously physical "souls" that separate from us when we die do not exist

Well what were you interested in

delete this immediately

creasing

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I'm a dafty!

the ass on her

iceland is no different

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did a scratch of the balls there. the musk smells amazing ngl

never fails to elicit a chuckle from me

Anyone wanna listen to some classic rock?

actual unironic nonce

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anyone find Egyptian stuff mad

like how has it survived all these years. mental

We could all learn something and strive to be more like samwise gamgee

Heart of gold

Why did she do this