Is she our girl?

>"Pain is an important indicator that damage can occur if you don’t make the necessary adjustments, including stopping. If there is pain, perhaps try replacing a penis with a well lubed and gloved finger.

>"The glove will help your finger glide more easily, and might be more pleasurable for the person on the receiving end. Also, this allows a woman to do anal play on a male partner."

mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/gwyneth-paltrow-offers-advice-anal-10093742

Fucking Chris Martin, what a lucky bastard.

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she is an hedonist, aka a retard

>brad pitt dropped this for angelina

absolute retard

>Fucking Chris Martin, what a lucky bastard
Did she fug him with a strap on?

he dropped her for Aniston.

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She's getting more and more desperate for attention.

>he dropped her for Aniston.
an even bigger retard

90s Goop was God tier

Actually he dropped Gwyneth because she cheated.

was it Schwimmer?

>gwyneth paltrow will never milk your prostate

why live

Inch long forearm hair...mutant DNA trying to express itself.

Who cares all white people are the same

I came

>Ashkenazi
>NAZI

jewish nazis?

They turned the blonde ones into zombie supersoldiers

> "If anal turns you on, you are definitely not alone."
ooh baby

...

reall makes you think

People are finally realizing how based Goop is. You should watch her Howard Stern interview, she's actually pretty chill.

What a freak. I knew I liked her. Her cameo in that 2nd Austin Powers movie...holy shit.

>29 kikedollars for that amount
Das jus not rite mane
Where'dst've she bought them? Some upscale deli grocer?

>seven limes
>SEVEN

youtube.com/watch?v=xvnXHGfryKs
THE reason why Sup Forums likes her

That'd cost $12 at anywhere besides Trader Joe's.

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