I am a licensed psychiatrist

I am a licensed psychiatrist.
I'm also autistic, clearly.
AMA

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youre a fag

Seems to me like you're projecting, friend.

are you a fag?

why are you so gay????

It all started when I took MDMA, that shit'll change you.

whos the most fucked up person you've met?

whats the maximum amount of dicks youve fit into your mouth?

Im disconnected from reality but i know what is what i just feel like im not there as much as 90% of people and i take on certain ways of speaking from other people instead of just going by all my natural impulses. Wtf is wrong with me

Have you ever made anyone cut their own face off like hannibal lehctur?

During my residency, I got to meet a psychiatrist who ran his own practice and invited me to a professional outing at a maximum security prison. During my time there, I met one of the most interesting and fucked up people. He was probably one of the most intelligent people I've ever met, his specialty was people. He could give you an accurate psychological breakdown of you within minutes of meeting you. Then he would describe, in detail, how he could make you hurt. Knowing that there are people like him out in the world scared the shit outa me and I still think about it to this day.

Only one so far, but I'm trying dammit!

Ooooo a genuine reply, give me some more details to work with

no, that's not recommended, unfortunately

Ever been in any life threatening events?

how do we know you're legit? prove you're actually a doctor

Not really, people with (minor) mental illness will generally try to hide it as much as possible to fit in, I've been practicing for 2 years now and never have I felt in danger. However, I have seen many scared and tepid individuals, worried that they're the only ones going through problems.

i am sad. help

Ah, a skeptic!

You've come out of the woodwork at last. I'm obviously not sharing any private information on an anonymous message board, however, ask away and test me!

I have social anxiety and i used to have alot of conduct disorder but i hold back those impulses now

Details, what makes you sad? Is your life shit? why? M F?

Anxiety can be generally traced back to childhood. Everyone has anxiety to an extent, however the severity differs depending on how you were raised. Tell me about your parents, are they still together? If not, when did they split and why?

youre just going to google everything anyway. why do i enjoy pcituring myself as a cuck? ive never done it but i get pleasure from it

Okay i'll try to give you an actual reply. I've started to become irritated with the internet. Have disconnected before but nothing helps. It never gets bad enough for me to actually do anything about it besodes just leaving it. It feels like I don't care for my life. I never do anything reckless or stupid but I have lost enjoyment of my day to day. I knoe this is hoe it usually gets after a while but a person got hit by a bus near my town. I cried knowing it wasn't me and how much I wanted that

What do you think is wrong log posters? Especially the original Andy sixx poster who has been doing it for 3 years now

They split after my anxiety but they are friends now and he is a room mate in me and my mothers house. I also can be aggressive at some ones kind gesture and its awkward

M, 24. Live alone, work 55hr weeks as a manager in a hospitality job. Single, alcoholic.
Just started going to gym but still sad. Want a refund

What am i supposed to feel after taking 300mg of tramadol?

Should i drink alcohol with it to feel the effects better?

Well I'm going to assume you're a guy in his 20's. This isn't really a psychological problem/illness technically, but if you want me to explain these feelings for you then here goes: you're watching another man, who's dong is bigger than yours, go to town on a chick. You're envisioning someone you care about in this situation as the female and you're deriving intense sexual pleasure from this, this shows that you believe you lack true confidence as an individual and see your true self as inferior to a physical manifestation of masculinity. You're afraid of this masculinity so you offer up something you care about as sacrifice. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say your relationship with your father isn't very strong or that he's not very masculine himself.

Wdym by internet? Phone? or laptop? Furthermore, how old are you, what is your passion, and are you physically fit?

I think you're acting out in aggression because you're scared. Anger is a secondary emotion and becomes volatile when bottled up. Your parents don't see you as an individual and more than likely, you don't see them as anything more than parents. Therefore, this causes a disconnect between you and reality as you feel that life is lonely and no one really understands. What are your hobbys? How often do you get out of the house? Do you have any friends?

When you drink, you drink to have fun. When an alcoholic drinks, they drink to feel normal. You are describing a disconnect between you and who you want to be so you're drinking to forget that barrier. The fact that you just started going to the gym shows me you're attempting to improve, do you have any close friends?

sometimes i feel like im on autopilot. it's really annoying and i don't know how to fix it. wat do

what do you think about this hyena?, would you fuck her?, is she pretty?

Depends if you're hurting. If you're looking for a dope way to get high, then mix it with Adderall or amphetamine. Amphetamine will increase the amount of dopamine in the brain while the opiate will prevent it from going away. However, you'd be mixing an upper and downer so take extra caution in terms of dose. Always go easier on the downer. And don't mix that with alcohol.

pic related, is hyena

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You've lost your passion and drive as an individual. The process of individualization is very important and a neglected part of today's materialistic world. We are so focused on pointless materials and clout that we forget to give ourselves attention. If you're generally trying to switch yourself off autopilot then you're going to have to have a serious discussion with yourself. Literally, talk to yourself! Out loud, too (in privacy, of course). Don't treat it awkwardly either, acknowledge that there's a part of you that you can't control, your unconscious, and reconcile with the fact that you need to work together if you're to succeed. If you feel like you've fallen into a rhythm though, then answer this: how old are you? What do you do? How physically fit are you?

Not really into cartoons, I tried but I can't. Hentai manga is more my thing.

>Out the house
Barely

>hobbies
Sit on Sup Forums, plan on doing things for a rush but im broke right now

>friends
They were fucked in the head in different ways and un reasonable so i cut them off

How do I stop falling in love with porn stars?

I have very few friends and i’m always wanting so see them/do things with them but whenever i see them i start getting anxiety attacks? why?

Here's a simple thing that my patients actually enjoy: every morning, go for a walk. Doesn't matter how long (preferably at least around the block). Just make it a habit to go on a walk every single day. If you have an event the night before that forces you to cancel the walk then either cancel the event or shorten the walk but make sure to go on that walk consistently every morning. Now, this also means getting your sleeping schedule set. Ideally, you'd go to sleep as soon as the sun goes down but that's not possible with short hours so here's your desired bedtime: 10PM, no later than 11 PM, an your wake time should be no later than 8AM. If you have trouble falling into this rhythm then take melatonin supplements for the first few nights to help, but then stop taking them because they somewhat suppress dreams. Dreaming is super important, for someone with your anxiety it will not only act as an escape but a direct link to your unconscious.

Porn stars coaxed you with your cave men instinct and pretty much steal money from you and dont really care about you

You probably just need some variety, may I recommend something new? Try FEMALE pornstars (;

You're obviously conscious of the fact that you have few friends so you're scared that you're going to either screw something up or say something that causes your remaining friends to leave. You value their company therefore the threat of them leaving triggers an anxiety attack. However, your unconscious calculates faster and more accurately than you ever can so perhaps it sees something in these friends that would make you feel as though you're at risk of losing them?

I really appreciate your advice dr. user, ill give this a shot it seems to make sense

Btw I'm just teasing, if this is a genuine issue you'd like me to discuss then say so, otherwise apply topical ointment to the roast.

I appreciate you taking this seriously, if you walk away from this with anything then leave with this: you must become an individual. Everything else will fall. There are plenty of great resources on how to do this, but the one doing all the effort will be you (also the one receiving the benefits).

Got it

Yeah that sounds about right, but do you know some sort of solution for it? maybe just a step in the right direction?

Nicee one...Elon.

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Need some details first, how old? Physically fit? What's your IQ (guesstimate if you don't know)?

I can neither confirm nor deny.

why did you become autistic?

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It was a hard decision to make, most people don't remember why or how they became autistic but I remember VERY well, as soon as I typed

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19
A bit chubby but not too overweight
I have literally no idea i’ve never really been bothered by it but i’ve done fairly well at school

Well to negate the feelings of anxiety you get from your friends, you simply have to: make more friends. Easier said than done though, going into this expecting to make friends is a recipe for disaster. The key is to become someone that people want to be friends with, someone they feel drawn towards. The easiest (and hardest) way to do that is to be confident. You've gotta be confident in everything you do. Also easier said, but at least we have a measurable objective. So how can we increase confidence?
Short term: fake it. Fake it till you make it isn't just a saying, it's a legitimate method. The drawback here is if you get called out then you're fucked and if you can't suppress your fear long enough, therefore I'd recommend

Long term: to be confident in yourself, you have to have something to be confident towards. Doesn't matter what it is, it can be a hobby, a sport, activity, or game. Find something you have natural ability in (more on this later) and put genuine time and effort into improving. You'll notice that as you get better, you become more confident.

I being white a skincolor or is it on the inside?

To determine what activity best suits your natural ability, you have to honestly converse with yourself. Generally, the things you enjoy doing are the things you're naturally good at. Start with broad topics: are you good at math? Do you enjoy doing it? What topics at school bring you pleasure when you go to class? If nothing school related then what? Do you enjoy reading? What type of books?
Observe yourself very carefully over the next week or so and write down your tendencies, habits, and preferences. Then categorize them and construct a plan of attack from there.

when are you going to kill yourself? we're all waiting

Depends, if by white you're referring to genuine ethnicity then yes, that would be 'white.' However, if you're referring to culture then that's learned, you can adapt to cultures and people, especially when you're younger. Which is where we can find the expression: wigger. Notice that despite acting black, the etymology still refuses to call the white man a full blown nigger, instead opting for the lesser insult. Perhaps this is simply to allow for the distinction between the two? Or maybe there's a little white on the inside too ;)

I’ll have a go with this, thanks user

Honestly don't know, hopefully soon if all goes well though. The plan is pretty cool though:
1.) Acquire LSD
2.) Go backpacking with limited supply
3.) Ingest LSD and run from the supplies
4.) Profit???

What would you think about somebody who believed they were an aspie or high-functioning autist in their mid-teens, until they started researching PD’s in their early 20’s and began to consider the possibility that they might have schizoid PD instead? ...and what would you say if that person then began to wonder, now in their mid-20’s, if it’s actually something closer to factor 2 psychopathy?

I’m not looking for any kind of confirmation. I don’t think I would feel special or superior if I was psychopathic to any degree. I’m just wondering if this is a logical or common progression to go through, primarily for a layman, and what you would be most concerned about/focused on. Diogenes syndrome is another one that sounded awfully familiar to me, for what it’s worth.

My parents are both tweaked in one way or another. I suspect my mother of having something like BPD or NPD, although I definitely wouldn’t call her an extreme case. My father is(and was, long before he met her) very quiet and calculated like myself. Almost devoid of personality. He also has a pretty wicked temper and was an alcoholic for decades. Neither of them abused me physically and even if they abused me emotionally, it would have been fairly minor, low level stuff that I can barely resent them for, even now.

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honestly would recommend you go traditional and just shoot yourself

LSD provides incredible energy and resistance to pain as well as stimulates your fight or flight response and amplifys the desire to survive

In your description of ailments, your word choice is interesting as it's indicative of someone who views themselves superior to others. I don't think you have psychopathy at all, I think you have the run-of-the-mill narcissism. The attention you lacked from your parents has manifested itself as a desire for attention. I think you're above average in intelligence but your feeling of grandeur has convinced you that you're a lot smarter than is fact. Before attempting to diagnose yourself with a mental illness, reflect with unbiased eyes on your childhood and see how you react to mistreatment from your parents.

Unfortunately, I can't.

See I'm a bit of a purist, I believe that suicide, while requiring immense will to pull off, is actually quite dumb. Nature brought me into this world and by God, nature's gonna take me out. The point of the LSD is to allow me to come to grips with what would essentially be my new life. I want the ultimate freedom, I'm willing to pay the ultimate price.

have you ever done LSD before?

Many, many times. That's what converted me from atheism into what I am now. I do believe that your life has the meaning that YOU assign to it. We have free will for a reason, however you'd be shocked by how many people don't actually use it.

i agree although it didnt lead me away from atheism

i just see some practical problems with your idea, in that unless you actively cause your own death during the trip (i genuinely don't believe you or anyone else is capable of this intentionally, i too have done LSD many times) you're going to be good and sober before hunger or thirst or environmental conditions kill you.

it takes roughly 3 days to die of thirst and depending on your metabolism and weight up to 4 weeks to die of hunger. even in very cold temperatures, it will at least take you all night to die and unless you hammer over 2mg of LSD you're not going to peak or even be tripping that hard for long enough to die during the experience

just saying

Why do I come off as feeling superior? And if you’re an actual professional, shouldn’t you have understood my words well enough to know that I didn’t diagnose myself? Or are you assuming I don’t understand my own words? I most definitely didn’t say with any certainty that I have a disorder.

This is a pretty bad larp

>that shit'll change you.
Only if you're weak minded

The point isn't to die, although it is. I will be dead the moment I leave my life behind, as I am not planning on returning. The point of this is that as soon as the acid wears off, I'm in complete control over what happens next. If my choice lead me irrevocably towards demise, then so be it. I'll have known that it was from my freedom to choose and my sole decisions that led me there. However, if I do survive then I'll keep that up as long as I live. Think 'Into the Wild,' but with more autism.

an unchanging mind can never learn the right when it is wrong

well, if that helps you

ive seen men who demand stranger things of life to heal them

Ok. Prove it.
How much of Freud's stuff was bullshit?

> I don’t think I would feel special or superior if I was psychopathic to any degree.

The thought hadn't even crossed my mind till you mentioned it, from here I was paying attention to wording.

>My father is(and was, long before he met her) very quiet and calculated like myself.

You included yourself because you think that being calculating is a positive, I'm sure you also think manipulative counts as a compliment.

I'm assuming your father insulted your intelligence fairly often, so your narcissism skews towards this.

>I most definitely didn’t say with any certainty that I have a disorder.

No, you didn't. However, you were leading towards it. You didn't care for what I had to say, you just wanted me to confirm that you're this smart, calculating individual, incapable of empathy and oh so mysterious. And then you get defensive about your imagined self-diagnosis at the slightest hint of challenge.

Correct, experience and humility are the best teachers.

Life is a cruel mistress and each are fighting their own battle, trust in one's self and his instincts have been neglected.

A lot of the stuff Freud was talking about has gone so mainstream that all that's left to dissect are his mistakes. He was correct about the nature of psyche being comprised of the id, ego, superego. His free association technique of deciphering meaning in dreams, while effective at discovering complexes, was not necessarily correct. A person in a hypnotized state can do this too, therefore the nature of dreams wasn't a metaphor for every sexual desire as he hypothesized. The one who took Freud's pioneering work and improved on it was Carl Jung, who was a colleague and student of Freud before eventually branching away and creating the foundation for Jungian psychology.

LOL an actual psychiatrist would never read into my words and make such assumptions. They certainly wouldn’t make those assumptions known to me. You should pick an easier LARP, OP. If you’re a psychiatrist, I’ve had much better ones.

This is Sup Forums bro, I'm not bound by regulations or decency, you're not my patient and most importantly you're not paying me. Psychiatrists will gladly play to your ego (as long as you're paying for sessions, of course), we recognize your type a mile away. You were never here for genuine advice, you wanted your ego stroked.

>I’m not getting payed so I might as well not do my job at all and use this as an excuse to talk down to people asking for my help

Yea ok lol good luck with your own issues man

That doesn’t excuse you from making blind assumptions based on such little information. That’s just you being bad at your “job”.

Will a psychiatrist diagnose me with personality disorders?

I'm going to do a test in a few days to find out if I have Aspergers.

I'm always really interested in the detail of things, keep talking it over with my mom, hate to socialize, get distracted easily by lights etc.
What are your thoughts on this?

I think I had a pretty good amount to go on, he gave me a great peak into the his unconscious, I simply reflected it back and he got spooked by what he saw.

Only if you have fun ones ;)

I can't offer any advice beyond being honest with your doctor. I can't stress this enough, depending on your age you should be administered this evaluation with just you and the doctor so no one else should be there, give honest responses. He'll collect data from your parents or others close to you later.

You seem pretty smart, whats your IQ? And no bullshit.

That's a completely loaded question, any response but the one I give is immediately gonna cause backlash. I prefer not to answer.

Lol your saying that its so high that we wont believe you? What a douche

Correct, it's not insanely high. I'll tell you it's
150>

What do I do about rogue glow niggers and nurses?

Lmao this one's new to me, do explain what it even means

He's saying you're a dirt nigger, how do you plea?

Not guilty. Please. Anything but that.
Also, now is the time in the thread that I suggest we share nudes. Anyone got some good ones?

Yeah
just got some

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