"My first boner stories" aka "How Disney made me discover my fetishes"

"My first boner stories" aka "How Disney made me discover my fetishes"

First one:
>be me
>11 years old brat
>2002
>go to the cinema with grandma
>Lilo & Stitch
>didn't want to go but fine
>lights went off
>gay trailers and shit
>movie stars
>gay action intro
>okay.jpg
>Girls with the barefeet at the credits opening
>suddendly pee-pee gets hard
>it gets so hard it starts to hurt
>ohshit.swf
>never experienced something like that so don't know that the fuck to do
>Scenes with barefoot hot sister appear
>OhGod.wav
>raging boner until the movie ends
>thank god it goes down when we stand up for going home
>realize later that was my first boner, and that I really liked barefoot female feet
>What the hell, Disney

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The scene with the sister I'm talking about:

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this.

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Have sex incel

Second story:
>be me
>same year
>be at home watching old movies grandma rented
>watching "The Little Mermaid" because why not
>mfw "that scene" happens
>NotAgain.gif
>pee-pee gets rock hard again
>little thing is fucking throbbing and it fucking hurts
>wild idea appeared
>grandma is not with me, she is probably doing some the chores or stuff
>go to the bathroom right next to my room
>star pulling and shaking my pee-pee like crazy
>don't really know what the fuck I'm doing but feels good so I don't care
>fucking finish
>feelsgoodman.jpg again
>hear grandma going upstairs
>oh shit
>cleaning the mess
>Gottagofast.swf
>went back to the movie like nothing happened
>realised later that was my first fap
What the hell, Disney

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Nigger i didnt shoot ropes till i was 13

>11 year old
>shooting loads

fuck off with your fake story, nigger

Last story:
>be me
>one year later
>watching Atlantis the lost empire
>bored as fuck
>Scene when Kida literally destroys one guy's balls
>dick gets rock hard
>Can't understand why that turned me on but fine
>Put the scene on slow motion and loop and fap like crazy (already had a DVD player)
What the hell Disney!

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one of my earliest memories is when I got a boner and I told my Mom that "my pee pee is hard" and her and my Dad started laughing their asses off.

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I mean he didnt say it was ropes or loads, all he experienced was ejaculation (possible at that age)

I swear to fucking God, nigger. That was my first load and it was a fucking lot I fucking swear

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You came to the wrong thread, motherfucker

And just like that OP instantly makes me redact my statement, never cease to disappoint

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I know what happened, man. Think whatever you want.

This is what Internet was made for

I started fapping at 6.
Can't ejaculate until puberty. Before that the orgasm is entirely different. Not one big explosion, rather more like a series of waves that keep going as long as you keep pulling.

first time my peepee got so hard it started hurting, i just squeezed it and suddenly orgasmed.. so for the next year and a half, that was my way of masturbation. Squeeze the tip. It was fucking awesome.

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That's exactly what I was talking about.

>I started fapping at 6
A true Sup Forumstard here, fellas.