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Sweet thread

lol let's just get this outta da whey

First for Bruins

Actually Carolina has amazing defense
Cam ward and Scott darling is just garbage

Does 6-1 count as close?

what is the logo to the right of the toilet seat
literally dont recognize it

jesus christ this oilers game is only a few mins deep and it already hard to watch
>goal against on first shot
>dumb penalty

THE ABSOLUTE STATE IF HOCKEY GETTING BTFO BY A BUNCH OF YINZERS

imagine being a cantpuck fan

>Canes lose best player to self inflicted concussion
>5 points out of playoffs
>W-were gonna make it! P-pens are trash!

...

>it's a "pens start to look good again and it triggers /hoc/ about the past two years" episode

Love this one

Faulk is a joke
coming from a Canes fan

"Hurrr my team never won cup, this make me true fan Durrr."

Why do penguins fans feel the need to gloat about how good their team is even when there's a chance they might miss the ploffs?

Is it insecurity?

>Letting "fucking Derek Ryan" score on you

Bout ready to kill myself

jealousy is not a good colour on your america

imagine being a hockey fan in carolina
no seriously, imagine it, its the only way a hockey fan in carolina could exist

Didnt realize any team clinched a playoff spot

Keep this in mind for when they get BTFO in the playoffs and get the oilers treatment.

who are you quoting

had the same issue
opened 4 tabs and was good to go

>No one has clicnhed a spot
>but penguins have clinched a WC spot
what's your logic here?

t. Increasingly nervous caps fan

wow you guys sure have gone full sperg in the last hour

>Blackhawks number one with 17 nationally televised games
>Pens/Flyers tied for second with 16
>Capitals/Red Wings/Bruins tied for third with 15
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Hello

>Hurricanes defence is good REEEEE
>lets Frogtreal score 4 goals
Howlin!

ask a hurricanes season ticket holder anything

Shit team shit fans.

Im saying every team has a chance to miss the playoffs you moron

what's it like living with cerebral palsy?

I would've mentioned all of Carolina's weirdly-specific defensive problems, but that would've been too wordy. Their defense is normally really good, stick-checking and blocking shots especially, but they are horrible about shit like sending four guys to the corner at once, or clearing through the middle instead of up the boards and just giving away goals.

Wardo would be a good backup. Darling has to go, though.

Sonny Milano has a torn oblique god damnit

is there a single gamethread going?

Minnesota, Nashville, San Jose, take your pick

So I was right?

>btfo'd

By who? The caps? Lol
Philly? LOL

>Boston
>Toronto
>bj's

Only threat is lightning

every year hockey media says "this is the year the hurricanes defense develops"
every year they bust and miss the playoffs

Seriously tho this game is a good time

Including the penguins

How many splinters are in your ass from the bandwagon?

So what youre saying is nobody can talk about their own team?

Screencapping this. I'm going to enjoy the spring months so much.

Literally only the media does this. Every true Canes fan has lost the meaning of hope by now.

imagine pretending to be a fan of a fanless team on the internet
what a weird existence

Boston will own you. Eat your hot dogs and shut the fuck up.

If you play Boston Marchand is going to end Cindy's career

Boston gonna lose to >laffs

(You)
It's intermission so keep them coming.

It's not really talking about your team if all you're doing is going
>Nah we'll win again 3peat
and posting a smug edit every time.

>implying 5 out of the 6 starting defenders aren't at or under the age of 25
there's still a lot of development in the defense and we have Jake Bean who's killing it currenetly

-7. also what the fuck are you talking about

>cant handle simple bantz
This isnt reddit lad

Yeah cause god knows your ass has been seething for two years, gotta have something to look forward to ahahahah

Being honest, the penguins will not 3peat just because of the competition they have to get through and how bad their defense is

Man you must be living in a place with lead laced water if you think that qualifies for bantz.

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>REEEEE THREEPEAT ISNT BANTZ!
Oh lord, is it summer already?

If you were one of those anons, sure. I was just interested so I looked it up.

You've got to feel sorry for the oilers fans who were born that way, no sympathy for people who actually choose the oilers though

>giving up 4 goals to frogtreal
they are garbage.

Don’t think they could beat boston or tampa bay

not envious of anything bud

Hows it any different than last year?

fuck I can't stand looking at McDavid, he's such a disgusting dude

i dont think i could handle a pens 3peat tbqh

I know they won't it's just funny how triggered this place gets when the pens even remotely look good

Phil "fucking" Kessel

Who?

you didn't read a word I said did you?
they're all pretty young
They worst defensemen is Faulk who's been on the ice for the majority of the Canadiens goals

needs to shave for sure

we got a stud burger on >our team and you cant accept that he will carry us to a cup

I might literally kill myself

theyve been "developing" for literal years now, and they are still fucking terrible
kill yourself cantskate

Tbh the first run the pens looked dominant, like flat out the best team in the league

Second run fleury played out of his mind as his team was outshot in nearly every single game by a pretty big margin

This third run won't even get past the second round

didn't you say the same thing about the Sedins?

I think you're confusing bantz and bait

>thinking studs get you anywhere in the NHL

you want autists on /yourteam/

I've been trying to b8 shork and nucks fan for awhile but they never respond like flames or kings fan do. Is it because nucks and shorks have no hope left?

It's called baintz nefag

It was fun while it lasted boys

why would any call the sedins stud burgers?
they are swedish nimrod

I'm ready for round 2

>Finnish goaltending

dont worry lad, we got one of those as well

>Tbh the first run the pens looked dominant, like flat out the best team in the league
First run the team looked worse than they did this year to start the season

>Second run fleury played out of his mind as his team was outshot in nearly every single game by a pretty big margin

2nd run Fleury played worse than Murray did in the regular season

Regular season literally doesnt matter. LGBTing have looked beatable lately, and Boston isnt any better than last years Predators. Its not smart to bet against an enraged Crosby.

why do you want the attention so bad tho

you mean round 3?
you're probably too young to remember

Zibinejad is kinda short for a Swede eh?

WITH FINNS YOU WIN

>Slavin, and Pesce's 3rd season and 2nd as the best pair on the Canes(probably underrated)
>Hannifins 3rd year not as impressive but better offensively
>Fleury's first year
Faulk is the only player that has degressed which I already mentioned

because i expect it from some albortion, not american

Should have known better than to get my hopes up

Winnipeg jets 2017-2018 superb owl champions and there is nothing you fags can fucking do about it

Thank God, fucking snes

I enjoy angry (You)'s too damn much. I think I have a problem or something.

finnish goaltending is good imo