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/balt/ edition

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Good taste thread

We sit there not knowing what to do. “Well go on then.” Michael says. We look at each and he carries me to his room. “I’m sorry.” He says. “Don’t be.” I say. “Well, do you still want to do.” He says, but I cut him off. “Just shut up and fuck me.” I say to him. He unbuckles his belt and crawls over to me. I lay back down as he removes my top and bra kissing my torso. He kisses my neck, returning to my lips. He unbuttons my jeans and sucks on my clit. I moan loudly as he gets me close. He stops right before orgasm. “Fuck me already.” I moan. He slides into me setting a pace. He goes faster and deeper sending me over the edge. He soon follows, filling the condom up with cum. We collapse next to each other. “Your amazing Aria.” He breathes. “You are too, Calum.” I smile.

Want to hear a good joke?

i welcome our baltic friends

Love God and his son Jesus lads

just got back from football training

shit thread
*poos on the OP girl*
*poos on the thread*
*poos on you*
*walks out*

>never browse Sup Forums except for /brit/
smart decision

not from you darling

we live in a federation of states

starving for drugs

How original.

>*poos on you*

jesus and god are the same person

REFORM THE LINE, REFORM THE LINE

SOUND THE CHARGE

TAKE THEM HEAD ON

DEEEEEEEEEEAAAATTHHHHHH!!!

eh, you occasionally get some good conversation, as long as it's about a lesser known film. If you avoid the capeshit posts you're golden.

if you arent an etho-nationalist in 2017 then you are a cuck

tomorrow's forecast? toil and despair

Go out and buy beer, coffee and cigs then.

*groups everyone up in a circle*
cmon
All the lads
All the lads
All the lads

shall be eating food tonight for what i call "dinner"

only drank 3.5 litres of water baka

What was Theoden's tax policy?

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This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture?

OOOH
AAAH

easily one of the best scenes ever

*has a seizure*

Personally love God and his son Jesus. Also love Mary, Joseph and all of Jesus' disciples. Do NOT love Judas or Lucifer the Devil though.

The 'fit' as they say

Fun fact: The movie Threads wasn't actually about a nuclear war, it was a depiction of Sheffield after the Thatcher government. Thatcher was replaced by a nuclear bomb at the last minute due to broadcasting neutrality regulations.

The change was fortuitous in hindsight, as the damage depicted in the film is on a much smaller scale than that actually caused by government policy, meaning modern viewers don't have their suspension of disbelief broken.

WOAH HE'S HAVIN' A FIT!

UP THE RA

fuck god

looking at the ex's instagram

fucking hate her ditzy captions honestly wish i could beat her

mitcher a shit desu

Where can I see pics of slags in halloween dress? Is there some kind of hashtag I can search on IG or twitter?

hahahah state of these battyboys

could end their little tantrum with a single slap

i actually like that looser trousers that dont sag are coming back into fashion
not that that is a good fit

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way!

just go to a party you vile little virgin

Good lad

Beat her at captions? You sad little boy.

missed the nuclear weapon part and just watched the aftermath.

thought it was just a film about the north like kes

then why don't you

try googling Halloween slags

Need you out of business

Halloween slags is basically child porn let's be honest, you's all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Big time sensuality
Oh, baby

because these days they have about as much authority as a piece of dog shit stuck to my shoe

Your sister is the only girl who will ever truly love you, remember that.

WOOOAHHH HE'S HAVING A FIT *continues dancing*

youtube.com/watch?v=DX5F_iv_aE4

> the total profits from the slave trade and of West Indian plantations amounted to less than 5% of the British economy

>the thirteen colonies were 30% the size of Britain's at the time of independence.


bonus:
>Standards of living in the thirteen colonies were generally high—higher, in fact, than in England itself. The free white population had the highest standard of living in the world

strawpoll.me/14268855

brainsinkinginonitself.png

>full of muslims

does this trio of words forming a partial sentence ever conjure up a remotely positive/optimistic image in any context?

>kes
great film btw

Ner ner bud you're a paedo let's be honest

Yeah just search for halloween

then why didn't you when they did have more authority

yeh but someone obviously goes around collecting them

how do they do it? what's the most efficient means?

willy's gone hard

One night stand anyone?

Search for Christmas

HOWLING

i'm not a fucking paedo why dont u say that to my face and not online and see what happens you child

don't want to know lad

Favourite films are Kez and The Elephant Man.

thats pretty funny

ALL of this has been made up and a lot more by the international aid we give to third world shitholes and by the welfare we pay the millions of unemployed blacks and pakis leeching off our welfare system

>we're not gonna stop until you give us northern ireland
>northern island is still part of the UK
>they stopped

>vile little virgin

>can't see dog shit on the ground
>"I'm well hard"
Jog on

never heard of that one

brits and their hysterical obsession with paedos

methinks the lady doth protest too much

because I'm not a fucking old man and wasn't born yet when they threw their toys out the pram

Why are yanks so delusional? Do they actually think anyone gave a shit in the 1750s about some bible thumpers on a wind-swept nowhere

conservative women crave CENTRIST cock

they fucking NEED it, completely addicted, your penor, nor your free market economic policies can ever truly satisfy her

shes texting you shes sleepy now, in reality her core is awakened, tony is with her and she's about to get well and truly CENTRED

'

valid reason

have done and literally not seeing any slags

thanks, lads. xx

>i'm not a fucking paedo why dont u say that to my face and not online and see what happens you child

youtu.be/B-iXkAUICiw?t=426
wew

Blue planet is pure art

We did fuck up though. Imagine if we had been nice to them. They would all be slaves and we'd be rich.

I'm 6'5, don't have time to look at what's going on with the runts down at ground level

sod off you odious little virgin

Why are you still a virgin?

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bum my arse!

pure fart? why'd you say that bruv *swings at you*

wonder where her leg went

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In my arse!

My stats
6ft8
12 inches
230lbs lean
Earn 500k per annum

up my arse

I dont have a sister
only a pair of dribbling autist brothers