So I have friend that uses toilet paper to wipe his penis. Does anyone else do this or is he a weird cunt?

So I have friend that uses toilet paper to wipe his penis. Does anyone else do this or is he a weird cunt?

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Forgot to add after a piss.

My wife keeps me locked in a chastity cage so sometimes I have to wipe up because it can be messy to pee.

I dont wipe it per se but I do basically milk my cock into a piece of tp after I piss, may be spergy as fuck but Id rather fight some dude in the bathroom for making fun of me than have those infuriating last drops dribble in my fucking pants

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After a piss, no.
After masterbating, yes.

It was wiener poop, the grossest poop of all.

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pretty normal, i do it sometimes
milking your cock does nothing user, if you truly want to drain your cock from piss, heres what you do, you push into your taint, and as you're applying force, move the pressure towards your balls, the pipe that has the piss is slightly curved downwards and applying pressure straightens it and lets the trapped piss to escape

Fucking lost

i always do it, just to get more of the remaining piss out of it
(tastes/smells better for gf)

All you’re peeners must smell disgusting if you arent drying up your piss

depends on how big his dick is. A long dick holds some piss in the shaft. besides that, hygene is hygene. If I was gay, I would rather have a clean penis rather than a piss covered mess. Dated a girl once who would piss just before sex. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Her cunt smelled like the mens locker room from back in high school. Never said anything to her, because I was getting laid on a regular basis, but going down on her was not fun. So to the women, Do not piss before sex, its nasty as fuck.

I do that. It prevents this shit from happening.

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Do you smell dicks often?

piss during sex?

i do that to wipe the last drop off that would normally go on my undies. God i hate that.
So, one sheet to wipe the tip saves the day!

The girl? no, before sex. She was like clockwork. Things leaning tward sex, she stops, gets up and hits the bathroom. Takes a piss and comes back. Every single god dam time. She wiped, but it never helped.

>white people
>finding hygienic practices weird

>racist people
>finding a way to make it about race

I wipe after a piss yeah, I don't want the extra drips hanging around in my underwear.

i do it, sometimes you get the unexpected dribble

Not gonna lie, I do that shit. Catch is, I got phimosis. Foreskin tip so tight I can't retract it properly, so I usually make sure to give it a quick go over because I get piss all over it otherwise. Waiting on a specialist appointment, will either get cream to help stretch it or get circumcised

Some guys drip after they pee. I have a terrible problem with getting the last drops out. Using a piece of toilet tissue as a wick makes sense in certain situations.

refer to this user
its a lifehack.

>white people
>finding hygienic practices weird
And yet the majority of guys who insist washing their ass would make them "gay" because they're touching it are fucking shitskins.

i do it after no1 because if i dont as i put my dick back in underwear and such it will leak a drop or two of piss so I sort of milk the remaining piss onto a piece of tp.

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Okay so legit question...what are the alternatives? The dick leaks at least a few drops after you are done peeing. So its either going on some toilet paper or getting piss stains in your underwear

Being that i go naked all the time I use tp to catch that few drops because i dont want them ending up dripping on my legs or floor

>. Foreskin tip so tight I can't retract it properly,
POST DICK.

I have phimosis but it is very mild and can retract it all the way, it only has an effect when fully erect I think its why my cum oozes instead of shooting

But muslins do wash their arse. Especially before prayer

Erm. The only people I knew to ever question why I had a ass washing jug were whiteys

I was examined at a hospital, where a doctor shoved a camera up my bladder. A bunch of nurses and interns were watching. Kind of unpleasant ordeal. Inconclusive.
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I shake, milk and shake at a urinal and if im at home or in a stall I'll use TP in addition.

I have a hard time even milking my penis dry. Some times several drops will squirt out several minutes afterwards. So I take a piece of toilet paper and let my foreskin roll over it so it's stuck. Once in a while even this isn't enough.
My ex gf found out. She wasn't happy.

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