Tell me your worst sexual experience.
Tell me your worst sexual experience
fat chick pussy smell like shit
First time. Was a massive clusterfuck. I can expand if there's interest, but it doesn't improve with details. Let's just say it wasn't good for either of us and we broke up shortly after.
had a tinder date
drank about a bottle of vodka and smoked a joint with her went to her place fell asleep in the act and got kicked out
As the old joke goes, "Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
When I was an escort I was gang banged by three hung black men. It was rough and they didn’t pay me.
drank about a bottle of vodka
Would have had to be a small bottle, otherwise you'd have been hospitalised.
Yes, I'm saying I don't believe you and you're exaggerating for effect.
It’s actually two and they both happened about a year ago
gf and I break up
move to a new place soon after
not in the mood to date and new
have a dry spell for like almost two years
never been hard for me to do really
finally get motivated to date again
meet some girls
first one, normal chick
try to fuck
kind of drunk can’t get hard really don’t cum finger her to completion
I assume, nerves
meet some 30 something bimbo with retarded fake bolt on tits
assume this will be a good one to get me back in the game
tits look and feel completely retarded
again, pushing rope
the fuck is happening to me?????
I freak out and start researching dick pills, start exercising, change my diet. Think my dick is broken
meet tiny petite chick
not my normal type but we get along
take her home, sucking on her flat little boobies
pull the parties down
boner seems to be working
absolute worst hanging beef curtains ive ever seen
literally feel sorry for this girls hideous snatch
but I’m finally hard so we fuck anyway
Her wired dangling labia gave me back my mojo
You can drink a bottle without being hospitalized. I’ve seen many soldiers do it.
otherwise you'd have been hospitalised.
I’ve seen many soldiers do it
Except the faggot that wrote this fiction isn't a soldier and real life isn't the movies
Let's hear it
tits or gtfo
Then your detector is faulty
Tell is more.
Accept when you're wrong friend. I have literally seen videos of people doing it.
How rough? Did you were triple pentrated, anal... Elaborate a bit.
probably wiped back to front.
Well I’m a dude so.
High school: snow day. Me and my girlfriend (G for short) were hanging out with one of her friends (F) at my house, playing guitar hero and smoking weed. I start getting handsy and she doesn’t mind because she was desperate to impress me and she tells F to lay on the bed with us. I kiss G, F climbs on top of me, starts fiddling with my belt.
THEN MY FUCKING DAD CAME HOME HEY SON THOUGHT ID SWING BY EARLY YOU WANT TO GO TO THE GAME?
Haven’t even come close to a threesome since.
Or that time a girl started crying while sucking my dick but that was only bad for one of us
worst i've seen
petite and beef curtains = my dream girl
mikey likes it..
tranny user. don't enjoy my male genitals sexually at all. for context.
met a guy on tinder, thought it was cool i was a tranny. asked some strange but reasonable questions.
after the date i go back to his. house is a mess but i ignore it because my bedroom was a mess.
start sucking his dick, doesn't get hard for about 3 minutes im barely sucking his floppy dick.
get on his bed on all fours bent over when he's finally hard, rubs my asshole and licks it.
tells me not to look back
look back anyway because im not about to be a tranny murder victim
looks like he's putting on a condom and he has deformed nipples, maybe that's why
feel something on my ass that's very light
he tries sucking my dick and i tell him no
starts sniffing my ass
making weird noises without doing anything to my ass
look back and he's snorting coke or something from my ass
It was just rough because I had only ever taken small dick. That night I took three men over 8 inches for 2 hours. They rotated on my ass and mouth. Cumming whenever and wherever they wanted.
So actually you are a hugh faggot.
I'm not a soldier and I can drink 1 Liter of Vodka on one Day.
You can drink a fifth and still not die.
Source: Former alcoholic
One bottle of 80 proof vodka is enough to hospitalize
Have you ever drank before?
Yeah, user is a retarded troll.
You sound mad
Based dad. If he's not allowed to have a threesome in his house he sure as hell isn't going to let your ass have one.
Haven’t even come close to a threesome since. Or that time a girl started crying while sucking my dick but that was only bad for one of us
me,18, at college, bi-curious, but had never done anything with a guy. friend recently came out to me. this was a big deal -- this was long enough ago that being out was still pretty tough, and we lived on a all-male hallway with a distinct frat house feel to it
go to bed early one night, door opens, and it's my friend, drunk off his ass. he gets into bed with me and starts kissing me
kinda want, mostly don't
he has terrible beer breath, his face is stubbly, and he's a terrible kisser
i just freeze
he eventually grabs my totally soft cock and just starts pulling
keeps kissing me, it's horrible
he eventually gives up, and just leaves. not sure he even remembers
puts me off to guys for years
Shit, you can drink 2 fifths in a day and still live. Depends on your tolerance. Some alchoholics will put away a whole handle just about every other day.
I was 11 and raped by 3 high school guys...
It fucked me up for a while, but also made me hyper sexual, rape kink, and other stuff.
No i just think that the word "escort" is a missmatch.
You are a faggot prostitute.
Literally this the smell just kills the mood.
Lol this weak ass faggot doesn't have a single friend that can kill a fifth of vodka in one sitting. Lmao.
Do you even know what color the sky is?
ok? so far everything seems like fun. are you some weird tranny christian or some shit?
be me, 19 years old at the time
having sex every 2-3 weeks
inviting this one chick over
it was clear that we're gonna have sex
we instantly get into kissing
she is a bad kisser
i put it in and she immediately moans loud af
starts moving fast as shit and moaning more
"she trying to imitate a porn star?"
i don't quite remember if i got hard again and jerked off on her a just to cum or sent her home immediately - anyway i sent her home after this.
then i got a text saying that my dick was small.
ofc it's small when it's soft, bitch
misses chance to get surprise blowjob
no but on tinder he was talking about how he was gonna fill my mouth and fuck the shit out of me yet in person couldn't get it up.
the drugs wasn't discussed either, if he actually fucked me i wouldn't have had a problem but that topped it off, he was pretty much using me to snort his shit off of.
tits or gtfo
Not atm, but maybe later :P
Probably taking a 14 year old girls virginity when I was 17. The experience itself was fun, but I spent the next month in a constant panic attack thinking I was gonna go to jail and be labeled as a sex offender
Let's hear it
OK, but I warned you.
Was about 17; in school but driving. Still a virgin.
Met a girl through a friend and was having a long-distance relationship
Had got her off manually (she was one of these that seem to pass out on orgasm - fucking scary first time)
No real opportunity for anything more
Got invited to visit her at her parents
We both know we're down for this
Poorfag at the time so can't afford hotel and her mother is always home
Decide we'll investigate the local woods
Pack a rug, lube (I'm girthy and she was a virgin) and condoms
We drive out to the local woods
Walk what feels like miles as she's nervous of being spotted
Finally find an isolated clearing
We get down to it, rug is laid, kissing starts, clothes are coming off
Both now naked and she's wet
Condom is applied (I hate condoms), hard-on becomes less that a girder
We attempts to start but she's too tight/not wet enough
Lube is applied but this is all getting a bit clinical
Retry carefully, thankfully hard-on more like it
And finally I slide gently home
I gently start moving
Suddenly she sits bolt upright
She hisses "What was that what was that what was that?"
I'm thrown out and off
She grabs an armful of clothes and covers herself
I'm frantically looking around with a slack condom now on shrunken penis
Nothing. Absolutely nothing disturbs the gentle woodland sounds
"I thought I heard something"
I don't know. Something. Maybe a twig breaking"
We both look at each other, sitting naked on a rug, in a wood, a discarded condom, its wrapper and a tube of lube between us, she clutching her blouse across her boobs.
The wind gets up and blows away the last shreds of any mood
We get dressed and gather up the stuff, walk the miles back to the car, see no-one, and go to the pub for a drink
The only thing that got laid was the rug.
I'm not even sure if that qualifies as losing virginity
Final year of college, near the end of the term. Band was playing, beer garden on campus, having a great time drinking with friends. Ran into a girl who I sorta knew, like friend-of-a-friend type thing. Crossed paths a couple times, she was cute and a freshman. Ended up getting quite drunk and in her dorm room. Her roommate wandered in and they whispered a bit, basically she said 'get the fuck out I'm gonna fuck this guy'. Roommate disappears. We kiss a bit on her bed, both of us totally loaded. I decided it would be a great idea to smoke a joint. Girl is a lightweight, takes a few hits and passes out cold, but not before starting to take off her clothes. So she is now passed out on her bed, half undressed. I decide to GTFO and left. Saw her roommate the next day, girl was super rude to me, basically accused me of date raping her unconscious friend. I was totally freaking out, thinking I was going to get arrested any minute, figured the girl didn't remember what happened at all, etc. Ran into her a few days later after freaking out and thinking my life was over for like 72 hours. She explained she remembered everything, had told her roommate the next day nothing had happened. Asked if we could go out partying sometime again. I grabbed her number, graduated the next week, and never called her back. Too risky.
I have literally seen videos of people doing it
And I've seen videos of them afterwards being loaded into ambulances
Dumb whore tbh.
further conversation disregarded.
If you can deal with the shitty formatting, enjoy:
Downing half liter of vodka
starts sniffing my ass
more stories pls
The fuck? You need a year to read that
i have another one but it's fairly short
having anal fetish
this girl really wants to try it
she riding me with my dick in her ass
she's really into it
going really hard now completely pumping her ass
she gets up
It still disgusts me to that very day
was it the shit that felt good?
i hope not
still love anal tho, just force the girls to do an enema
Indeed. I can read (and that was one of the three citations of the many out there).
But did this user
say he drank a bottle of vodka over two days? No. he said he did it on a date. Before he got to her place.
Safe to say this was an exaggeration. Point made
I got hatefucked by my ex and seven friends at a party. He just told them I was a freaky slut when drunk who was into rape roleplay, he told them he gave me a safe word (a lie) but I was so slutty that never used it. I never cried and begged more in my whole life.
Things happen. Its sad that you let that scar you for so long. Sex is sex, doesnt really matter if its a guy or a girl. Its all in the right mindset and the right attitude. Keeping things light and fun works for me.
what kind? had one guy start pissing on me, one tried to put a ball in my ass, one guy punched my dick as if i have no feeling because of her and some get soft in my ass and pretend they're hard.
because im trans a lot of guys use me to explore themselves sexually because im `not a woman` or something so im use to guys doing weird shit
if not, you obviously did like it.
why not defend yourself otherwise?
there was like 5 times i could have gotten laid, but didnt because of autismo. does it count?
yeah, turns out I had MUCH better experiences with guys later in college. a few with him actually, though the best ones were with other guys
This was the link that tl;dr was invented for
You're not a drinker, you're a beta faggot with no real life experience. Quit your fucking crying.
On of the many citations
And all of these citations still need to factor in time of consumption and rate of consumption. Otherwise, these citations are irrelevant. Anyone of age can handle an entire fifth of vodka if they stretched it out over a day, some people need merely a few hours. Tolerance is key. A fifth of just about anything isn't even that heavy. That's roughly sixteen shots. I don't know where you get this concept of alcohol being so potent. The difference between one and two shots is barely even distinguishable and anything below five shots is hardly a buzz for most adult men. This is coming from a 150lb manlet, mind you.
Thats fucked up. Hope you didnt let it ruin your enjoyment of recreational sex. We aint all low lives
This is what I live for, tell us a tale spregboy.
I did. See
You don't need to whiteknight for the entirety of men. She's not going to give you anything for it and it doesn't make you a better person for announcing you wouldn't repeat the act, yourself. It just means you're an average, normal human being with morals.
Quit your fucking crying
You're the one that's whining about how much a man you are
What holes did they use? Did they use condoms?
still need to factor in time of consumption and rate of consumption
Indeed. Like on a date, before you get to her place.
Spent 2 hours in the bathroom last night trying to clean my ass so my wife could beg me. Ended up masterbating with a 18in double dildo and a wand after she lost interest and jerked off her self. Now my butt is all sore.
Why do you hate woman so much?
+1 Jesus christ. The human body adapts. I drink and dont get room spinning drunk anymore. When your an alcaholic, drunk changes for you. I can drink amounts that would kill a normal person. To be fair, my livers dam neer shot. Proper liver function test is 30-40 ish, my reading is 145. Not in the military, just a regular construction worker and I agree with this guy, Stop whining like a little bitch, just because you have PTSD cause your terrified of one beer, some of us can drink like fish, and do regularrly.
pull this hottie
we walk back to hers
both drunk and horny af
clothes come off
she is wet af. like, wetter than I even thought possible. Like the juices are literally running down her legs
put 1 finger in her and within 10 seconds she squirts a fountain everywhere
it hits me in the eye
she's convulsing on the bed like a demon
stand up and try to find something to wipe my eye with
can't see, and also drunk. stumble straight into a shelf
shelf has dumbells on it
dumbell falls off and hits me square between the eyes
blood pissing down my face
mixed with her squirt juices
my clothes are soaked in squirt and blood
dizzy and concussed, she calls an ambulance
I'm laying on the floor in a pool of blood and squirt when paramedics arrive
spend the night next day in hospital
she comes with me despite embarrassing scenario
Actually ended up screwing her for a few months after this. She was wild in bed. But ultimately too crazy long term.
Yes, and that date could've lasted for hours. We don't know unless he tells us. You're getting off topic, now.
oh, for fuck sake, pull your underware out your ass crack. I wanted to know if she is still taking cock, and was being nice about it. Where did all the knee jerk fags come from?
I don't. I hate people who hail other people on a pedestal.
Again, you aren't going to benefit from it, regardless. Just saying.
Working as a not-exactly-legal prostitute when I was younger. Some clients were surprisingly normal, most... not so much. How can rich old guys be so gross, I still don't get it.
tell us a story?
nice bro sometimes you just need some sick freak whore with beef curtains to break that downward spiral
I once went home with a gross chick when I was in college. I was drunk and met her while walking back to the dorms. She was an obvious skank and not attractive. Anyway we go to her dorm and she gives me a handjob blow job combo in pitch darkness. Im in fantasy land because Im wasted and cant see her at all. Start blowing mega load. Suddenly the door comes open and bright flourescent lights come on. Her roommate came home at the exact time Im unloading on the pig.
Ok... Here I am!
Small dick faggot detected
What is the huge shit stain on your hip?
Code for “regretted it after”
made me hyper sexual
Blames others for her poor choices
Women are truly niggers
its a tattoo of roses
indeed ... this is a veeery nice combo ...
pics required, please <unzips>
Incel? Serious question
Trust me it was rape... I never said I regretted it or blamed other or anything.
Had a threesome with a girl who started it but wasn't able to handle it.
Friend ejaculated on my pullover and laughed loudly in the shower while a was jerking off an her ass because she was to tight to fuck.
That was 6 years ago. Im still scared af that she brings it up as rape.
Lel couldn’t be farther from an incel but I’ve known plenty of women and girls to call it rape after the fact to save their reps. The guys get fucked in the process
Furthermore I don’t by this “women get raped and THEN turn hyper sexual”
In my experience women are hyper sexually but constantly trying to pretend that isn’t the case or make excuses for it thus “I was abused sexually and/or mentally” and that’s why I’m a slut who makes bad decisions
It’s fucking nomads I’ve had so many chicks say this shit right after letting me go bare in a first date “my dad was abusive” “my boyfriend was abusive”
Had a threesome as a youngster and none of us could handle it. It’s not like the movies and 1 of the 3 is always sort of left out in the cold.
Really changed my opinion on group sex activities, I personally prefer one on one over all group experiences I’ve had
if it only was her
Why do you even need to ask?
it was rape but I don’t regret it or blame Anyone
Retarded woman logic. If it was real violent rape you’d have gone to the police and you’d hate the guys that did it.
As it is you were just a slutty kid that some unscrupulous older boys took advantage of
Whoops, how did a young girl find herself win older boys alone and for long enough to be double teamed? Sounds like bad parenting
if you criticize women it means you don’t have sex with them
I did 3 years for beating up a chick. Was fingering her ass and eating her pussy and she shit on my face and nose. I got mad af and just beat the fuck out of her. Funny part was my hands had shit all over and then so did her face. Probably not wise but fuck that shitty bitch .
I know a girl who started a gangbang with about 6 guys. She blew out 5 of them and denied the 6 one. He got a little bit angry and treated her pretty bad. So she went to the police and the guy got into big trouble until she confessed that he didn't rape her.
He lost his job and his family was not proud...
I mean I didn't CHOOSE for it to happened, I am not saying I am entirely blameless, because I was young and dumb, and guys are guys.
Lol imagine having the gall to blow six guys and then be too proud to give it up for number six
A whOle handle every other day is a fifth a day, dookiebrain
What’s it like being a nigger
stick stuff in persons ass
poop comes out
it short sighted animal rage beat a woman bad enough to deserve three years
You are 100% a black negro
Wow, so based and redpilled.
This guy really has it all figured out. He knows what happened just after hearing one sentence about the event.
Have you ever considered that maybe you don't know shit?
gf at the time is filth
wants to do it but on period
bang with tampon still inside
feels very disappointing
pull stanky tampon out and stick it in a tissue by the bed
finish, not great not terrible
next day she tells her friend
friend tells quite literally everyone
being 17 I get embarrassed in the best of situations
everyone knows and hear comments throughout the following months, not good nigger
And look at how quickly the story is walked back
Pussywhipped beta bois in this thread gaze on and learn.
That's why you gotta move up to 4 and even numbers
See people are quite simple and easy to predict my inexperienced young friend
You actually believed that? Lol
I had a “foursome” not really it was just two couples next to each other
Once again I just don’t see the appeal. I decided years back one on one is what’s I like
former alcoholic here, most i ever consumed in a single day was a 60 of spiced rum captain mo... didn't go to the hospital but did my fair share of puking that day
No I didnt walk it back... It actually happened.. I am just saying I didnt choose for it to happen. And it was like rape for real. I begged them to stop but they didnt
Fucked my gf who forgot her tampon.
Yeah i know... but im not a beta-faggot. She was drunk and we fucked while it was pretty dark.
A few days later we fucked again an her pussy smelled like shit. It was abolutely nasty. So i told her that she should check that out.
She found the 4 days old tampon mixed with blood, jizz, an vagina-juice.
a friend and I met two girls in a bar one night..both were pretty ugly and chubby but i was recently single and he was on a dry spell so fuck it..we go back to theirs and carry on drinking, then all of a sudden my mate bails on me..so im sat in the front room with two drunk ugly girls..everytime one of them leaves the room the other one starts giving me the look, ugh..both as bad as each other...i choose the slightly skinnier one
go upstairs, try to fuck..limp dick..even my dick wont let me do this!
end up passing out without fucking her..in the morning i wake up hard (obviously) and decide fuck it...i just put it straight in her as shes asleep..she wakes and starts moaning and turning around...i feel it going soft again..so i gently push her into the pillow and just pound as quick as i can..nut in a few minutes.
i get my shit and just leave while shes in the bathroom
that was 13 years ago and to this day i havent fucked anyone worse than her...if i do...im going celibate
So which is it? Are you blameless or are you not? Why would t you tell anyone about these boys that violently assaulted you?
Not a parent? Not a teacher?
Are you fucking stupid or full of shit because one of them must be the case!
Kids tell on each other for pinching and shoving but I guess the life changing experience of being force into a double team is something you can just bottle up????
I hope you get raped again tbh
Wait the tampon got shoved in her for 4 days and she didn't notice?
Lel good thing she didn’t die
Look up toxic shock syndrom
Well.. I started fingering her asshole and puss at the same time. She came, I took my fingers out and she shit all over the bed as she was still climaxing. She cleaned herself up, got dressed and left crying only to break up via text not much later.
100% this, bitch called jadaline in derby smelled like fucking a rotting corpse
Another day my gf tried to do an enema and pretty much failed i guess. We had anal sex with a lot of vaseline and went to a street parade. She said that she needs to get to the toilet asap.
About 30 meters away she shat in her pants. Drove back to my flat, got a plastic-bag and new trousers for her.
It was fucking nasty
gf is coming home to fuck me
i had watch that movie "crazy about mary"
movie said that if you fap before fucking you last longer
modem was broken so no internet
fap for like 30min bored af cant cum
5min later she shows up
immedietely wants to fuck
i have no sex drive
try to stall
still cant get hard
she doesnt wanna suck me
she doesnt let me go down on her
start to thrust my flacid penis in her
she is making this weird face
its making everything worst
i stop after a few minutes
shes mad af
broke up with me 2 days after
thinks im gay
waaaaaaay Derby girls!!
I actually had mine quite recently, two weeks ago.
Weekend, so time to fuck!
Go to my GF, we've been together for a long time now
Start the foreplay. Gotta fart, but hold it in
Shit expands, she climbs ontop of me and we fuck
After a while of switching positions and fucking, I want to do her doggy
Go hard and loud, but then I feel mr. fart coming
I start cumming, which causes my asshole to spasm and I let out a huge fucking fart
It didn't smell but it was fucking hard and long and it ruined my orgasm
I didn't know I could feel shame for my GF anymore
She laughed at me all night, fucking sucks
I didnt tell because I was scared. I didnt want me or anyone to get in trouble. I wanted to forget about it.
Jes and belive me: We are not beta faggots...
She went to the gynecologist immediately. The doctor said that its pretty common that this happens... I don't know if can belive that.
forgot to add
she tells everyone i have a small dick
frens making fun of me for being gay
no other chick wants to date me after that
She deserves rape tbh
first time i tried it with a girl. she laughed the entire time and i couldn't even get past lips. not to mention the slimeyness and smell was a total turnoff... we ended up being friends and she hooked me up with my first bf right before i started transitioning. .. so it wasn't all bad i guess
So you are fucking stupid
You told on kids for pulling your hair but you were worried about being a nark when older boys held you down and STUCK THEIR PENISES in your mouth and vagina?????
I. Straight. Don’t. believe. This. Nonsense.
And neither should anyone on this thread.
I want to forget about it
So let me ask you, if somebody came up off the street and clocked you and stole your purse would you just hurry home and “try to forget about it?”
If people you knew violently attacked a third party would you not report it to avoid people “getting in trouble”
Of course not. But you claim to be literally double raped and know the identity of your attackers yet you never told anyone despite having the ability and DUTY to get justice.
Nah you didn’t tell anyone, in fact it jus made you MORE SEXUAL??????
That’s like saying I was assaulted therefore it made me more likely to assault others. It’s absurdism and nonsense.
Seriously this is the idiotic thought process of women it’s totally pants-on-head retarded.
You were a whore win shitty parents that left you alone with olde boys, you liked the attention, they took advantage and later you realized how fucked up that situation was and retroactively assigned rape to the event.
Disgusting. You deserve to be stoned
she was ugly but had big tits
the worst type of girl tbh
i should have know better
Amen bro I knowwwww the type
She did the porn moaning. All the time I was working her puss I thought: Shut up!! And then I said it and got a whole bunch of yelling and we stopped.
Makes sense to me. That dick trying to berate you doesnt realize its people like him that make you react like you did
Jungs, ich hab den Arsch offen. Im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes.
yeah, i mean i 100% admit i was young and dumb and flirting... BUT i didnt expect it or want it at the time
Idk why he is so mad about it
Ah shit, falscher Thread. Wollte das eigentlich im Deutschthread posten. Hatte Steissbeinfistel. Ist grosszügig ausgeschnitten worden.
Happened to me. We were both a little drunk and it was dark. She told me later about it. She got it out herself though. She gave me way too many details about how rancid the tampon was
I'd say getting herpes
She’s not going to fuck you gullible idiot.
If some fucking guy raped my ass I’d either a) kill him or b) turn the motherfucker in.
No sympathy for this kind of meek excuse bullshit.
White knight loser
Read between the lines. She was flirty and fucked these guys and later decided she shouldn’t have done so
Classic female blame shifting.
Happened to me too. But it was a small fart...
Girls fart while they are fucked hardly on common basis. Just suck it up. Its not that embarrassing.
i've done it, just puked a bunch and had a room spinning
She gave me way too many details about how rancid the tampon was
I hate it when girls do that. Even when you tell me, that whole period thing is kind of eww to you, they try to convince that nothing about it is eww, but natural. I just start talking about my last shit then, always works.
Bro she was 11 she said, so that means she got fucked by a couple of what? 17 year olds?
Fuck off dude. Im no white knight loser. You are just some cock trying to push somebody around on an anonomous retard board. If she is telling the truth, which is always doubtful, she said she was 11.
Sounds like you fucked some skank. I have indulged In bbw whale hunting and some smell so good it makes you drool
And this is the reason why you are still a virgin
This guy is correct. I think people are confusing liter with pint. Downing a liter in a few hours WILL give you alcohol poisoning unless you’re you’re a hardened alcoholic and about to die soon.
Im a married 40yo that has never had a hard time with girls
You’re lying and you know it.
Relax. I don’t think you know what white knighting is, he was just being a regular person having a conversation.
How much did you pay her?
I'm imagining some girl chatting with you. kind of into you. starts talking about her period, something she's dealt with and gotten over years ago
you make a face and tell her its gross
thinking its funny you're grossed out by something so normal, she keeps chatting, maybe teasing a bit
but, no. you're not having it. in an autistic rage you stand and begin describing your last bowel movement with unexpected aggression
her eyes go wide and she falls silent, but your tirade has only begun
you loom over her screaming about corn and consistency as her previous mirth gives way to terror
the plump teddy bear she was chatting with has gone full retard, flecking bits of spit into her face as she cowers under your screaming description of how big the turd was, how firm, how the smell alone would kill a mortal man
breaking all pretense, she turns and runs full out
satisfied that the female would no longer make you feel icky, you return to your seat and contemplate why women are subhumans that cry over normal conversations
gg, kekbro. you keep those money grubbing pussies away.
organise a party
a girl that i flirt with + her friend end up alone in the living room
I constantly flirt about a 3some
challange them to kiss
plan works perfectly
I start undressing them
girl starts jerking me off
light still on
girls start some eye contact communication
smiling for some reason
I lose confidence
wonder if they are laughing at me
suddenly erection lost
act cool, but panic in my head
I put girls hand off my dick
solo jerk off to get hard
they start dressing themselves
Im continuing to jerk-off and staying soft
they start making fun of me
leave room and say im pathetic
after that didnt even fap for almost 2 months
Fucked my girl in the ass, pulled out, had an alarming amount of shit on my dick.
I’ve come way too fast a few times.
First time I went down on a woman the pussy smelled, and tasted, absolutely terrible.
That is actually quite accurate.
rentboy. hes a rentboy.
Lol you boys are so off you’ll learn some day
This “girl” if not a larp is full of shit. I bet you believe that 1/4 women are “sexually assaulted”. “1/10 Americans are food insecure” and that “women are the laud .75 on the dollar”
Sometimes you learn young sometimes you learn when your wife divorce rapes you and takes your kids.
Kek she fucks other men probably, is get a paternity test
Retard, lots of people can drink a 750. I do it nearly daily
How many sexual adults are actually here?
Who has gone down on a woman during her period and had zero fucking problems with it?
Ill go first. ME. I cant believe how many of you expect to fuck when everything the least bit off, disgusts you. Its sex. theres going to be spit and shit and blood and there will be cramps, and falling off the bed and slipping in the shower and teeth on your nuts and gagging. Grow up for fucks sake people. There is blood coming out of her hoo hoo, im offended. For fucks sake.
I dont have any kids. I love how you young faggots have such fragile masculinity that you think insulting someone's manhood is the ultimate put down. It just makes you look like a bitch
Agreed. It's just smellz.
How did I insult your manhood? With your weak attitude it’s a good assumption your wife is getting it on the side.
40 no kids
What are you doing?
Travel to different city to work for a few days.
Second night, pick up girl from local campus.
Great body, great sex in hotel room.
Find girl that's pretty, but on the chubby side.
Invite her to hotel room.
She is considerably heavier than I expected.
Be nice guy, don't want to hurt her feelings.
Fuck her so she leaves.
Meet short haired coastie on Tinder.
Invite her to my place.
We're having sex in the dark for a while.
It's really, really wet.
She freaks out.
Says she bleeds sometimes because of her birth control.
Turn lights on.
My bed is a fucking crime scene.
I am absolutely covered in blood.
Not that terrible, but those are my two most unpleasant experiences.
fucked dozens of chicks
never eaten pussy on the rag
That’s disgusting and it doesn’t make you a a man
Oh man this changes everything, orange man indeed bad. I'm a Hillfire missile now.
Everyone knows sex is not a sterile thing. But going down on her while on her period? Thats anywhere between pee and scat fetish.
oh shit someone is logically deconstructing my retarded shit
i better call them an incel fast before i start to consider the possibility that i'm to blame for my shitty choices
people dont tell about rape because you have to sit there and look at your parents and know they are judging you. Why did I put myself in that situation. You have to admit that you were stupid, and that you were weak and that your a disapointment. Thats why people stay quiet dickless.
My first time, we were drunk af, got interrupted by someone knocking at the door. Once I dealt with the drunk tard at the door she said she didn't want to continue.
The next day she said I forced myself on her (ironic since I remember being so drunk I couldn't put the pee in the loo, so she grabbed my dick and stabbed herself in the pussy). I lived in fear of a rape accusation for about 2 years until i confronted her, she admitted I didn't force myself on her and I recorded it as a precaution.
She looked like this but slimmer and shorter.
I stand with this user.
Not who you are replying to but that's part of the growing and learning process.
You made me laugh like a retard watching cartoons
I went with a girl who only ever let me stick 2fingers in her pussy. Of course I tried more but she always knew then said only 2 fingers.
I didn’t turn in rapists and let them off to rape somebody else because MY PARENTS WOULD LOOK DOWN ON YOU.
Are you from Pakistan? What parents would look down on a literal child for being raped? Your logic is retarded
Sounds like a prude
I recently paid an ugly fat old asian woman for a happy ending after my massage. She played with my asshole while jerking me while trying to give me a boner. I was still mostly soft when I came way too quick and she started giggling and pointing. I have never felt so grossed out as to have paid her 60 bucks for this horrible experience. The worst part is, I have a good looking wife who wanted sex when I got home. I have women hitting on me all the time, I just wanted a massage. The worst.
What? Are you confusing being raped with just being a general whore?
Obviously your parents will look down on you for being a whore but who would be upset if it was actually rape?
Sounds more like “if I tell my parents that I was a stupid slut and I’m ashamed of myself they will be also”
Yeah they will as they should be, but that isn’t rape
I'm on your side. I wouldnt look down on my daughter for it happening but I would be disappointed she made stupid decisions that led her to that outcome
You are a lunatic if you plan on shit and blood and go down on period time. Just saying
people have the strangest rules. friend of mind in highschool was a total slut. This coming from me. Was ok with taking home any guy who asked. Kinkiest girl Iin our group. Almost nothing was off limits. Anal, Blow jobs, choking, nothing was too kinky or off limits to her except her pussy. Would not do vaganal because....of....her .......church. people have the strangest rules.
thats a man baby
society keeps getting more open about this shit
plenty of girls used to, and probably still, worried about being seen as used, defiled and unworthy of love afterwards
it messes up their head pretty severely
guys report even less than women, because getting raped is a slight against their masculinity.
another stanch supporter of the poophole loophole
That’s retarded I have no respect or sympathy for such.
Having bad sex or sex you regret or didn’t like IS NOT RAPE.
Rape is a violent crime and if you don’t report a violent crime then I don’t care you are a fucking retard. You have a duty to report criminals. Keeping it secret isn’t noble, it isn’t ”understandable” it isn’t something we need to massage.
What they are talking about isn’t fucking rape it’s just sex they didn’t like, it’s bullshit and it’s conflating random sexual encounters with a violent crime.
I was 13 and got to bone the girl down the street who was just shy of 12. The sex was great and nutting in her her was amazing but we got caught and the amount of shit I went threw after the fact basically ruined sex for me until I was in my mid 20s. Fucking bullshit, man.
there is a big differance between a 14 year old and a 40 year old. Different worries, different concerns, different fears. An old fuck like you too limp to fuck might not be able to understand a 14 year old from a small town. of course you cant, good people dont come here. Its only us here
Fuck off 14 year olds are old enough to understand this basic shit
Stop making excuses.
99% of the time it isn’t rape they are hiding just whorish behavior. Real rape can’t be hidden or kept quite it’s a horrible violent act
Is that like when you go back and forth between the pink and the stink?
First time having sex, lost my virginity with my then-girlfriend (both 15 at the time). It was actually her 15th birthday and I was over at her house during the party. Fuck we were stupid.
at girlfriend's birthday party
friends and her family is there, chilling
girlfriend pulls me aside and tells me she's horny, wants to finally fuck
had only done oral until this point
sneak off upstairs to her room
turn lights off and get into bed, under the covers
both naked, put condom on clumsily but have watched enough porn and sex ed to get it right
start fucking her, ohhhh nelly it's good
10 minutes in, her mom walks in with one of her friends, turns ceiling light on
proceeds to show friend all of girlfriend's posters and drawings hung on the walls
we awkwardly lay in bed, me on top of her, naked under the blanket
continues for 2 or 3 minutes
mom and friend leave, we immediately stop and get dressed
her mom glares at me the rest of the party
I'm embarrassed typing this shit out 10 years after the fact. The whole family turned out to be psycho anyway, but good sex.
How the hell did you guess Mormon?!?!
Hit the nail on the head.
Was Later day saints girl
I can assure you it's possible to drink an entire bottle of vodka (or whiskey for that matter) and wake up in your own bed the next morning without a hangover.
be me at 16
be at 15yo girlfriends house while her parents are out of town
been exploring anal, been balls deep for a couple of days now
hear gunshot from inside the house.
I pull out quicker then Trump changes his stance after talking to putin
there's shit all over me
the fuck just happened?
her brother shot himself in the head infront of his girlfriend when she room him she was pregnant
Ended up marrying her when we graduated so I got to play with her new pinksock for a few years before we divorced.
Her brother survived btw
I’ve known plenty of women and girls to call it rape after the fact
50's, have had over 200 women and I don't know of a single one that would say this about me or anyone I know.
What do you think this says about you and the people that you associate with?
Real rape can’t be hidden or kept quite it’s a horrible violent act
How do you know? I mean, like, the cases who kept hidden are hidden, right?
Best story ever. Love how the mom figured it out then played everything off. "Wheres my little girl, lets go find her. Oh shit!. Posters, yeah, look at these posters. Um yeah, time to go." Like a boss, mom, like a boss.
Did the mom ever "Say anything" to you about it later?
he's defining rape to only the worst forms because he's a mongoloid
threatening or blackmailing women? he doesn't care. get them drunk and poke'em? fair game.
they're asleep? as good as consent
they're afraid and say no but don't pull out a gun and shoot you, instead just taking it while terrified? nope, not rape. that's wholesome sex, right?
he's a fucktard trying to push a fucktard view of the world.
Pink sock? I know you made all that up, but what the fuck
ten years ago
be 17 my gf 15
has younger brother 12 years old
we fuck whenever we can
be at her home and everyone is around the house (mom, dad, grandma and brother)
we start making out
I pull down her pants and go down on her
start licking and eating out that sweet teen pussy
all of the sudden the door is ripped open and her brother stares at his naked sister
I am totally surprised and just cannot believe that he came in without permission
"he-hey, do you want pizza for dinner?"
we tell him to go away and I continue making love with her
had the cheesiest pizza on that day anyways
You are a bunch of retards it’s very easy to define and understand when rape is and when rape is not
Modern times is blending regretful and drunk sex with rape and it’s retarded
I never said anyhing. to this day no one knows.
No lie. Gave her a pinksock from the hard fast pull out.
Do you wish you would have said something or are you glad its a secret?
I understand your point, but you come across as someone who has been accused of rape more than once
pink sock was an old urban legend
but also, when you prolapse and that bit of intestine hangs out, it looks that way
absolutely counts. Also, next time, just get laid.
Age is kind of relevant here dude. If she was 16-18 maybe you’d have a point. But 11. Seems like your common sense take is lacking common sense. Also relax a bit your life is not on the line here. You seem a little high strung.
family member. Every Christmas the whole family gets together so I see him every year. I havent said one word to him since. Christ, its over 30 years ago. Your question is compliicated, I cant give you a real answer. Yes, but then, no. In some ways I belame myself for being alone with him in the house.
doing sex with gf after party
going hard in doggy style
fall forwards off the bed
land face down, dick bending downwards against the carpet
go to A+E
spend next 2 months with a broken dick
The next time I was over she actually sat us down and gave us "the talk" and made sure we knew about protection and all that. The parents were pretty sex-positive hippy like people so didn't forbid us from sex, actually encouraged me to come over and do it safely so we don't get ourselves into more stupid situations. She was cool, but like I said, crazy, the whole lot of them. I broke up with her and she threatened suicide, so I called the cops and told them to send a couple guys over to call her bluff. She was not pleased.
I got one more story that's foot fetish related if anyone's interested, one of my first experiences when I found out I had that kink.
One of my earliest sexual experiences.
With my first long term girlfriend
Hadn't actually fucked yet
I keep the fingernails on my right hand slightly long for playing guitar and banjo
Fingering her in my bedroom
My entire family is home
She's really into it, fingering is getting very intense
15 minutes or so pull my finger out
Blood everywhere, I had cut her vagina with my fingernail
Blood on sheets of my bed, on my white pants
Awkwardly get changed trying not to spread more blood around the room
Walk downstairs to wash the blood off my hand
Mom walks up behind me as I'm most of the way through the hand-washing process
Don't think she noticed but... fuck
probably a larp but still fucking hot body. 9/10 woudl fuck till im shooting blanks
orange man bad
you have my attention Sup Forumsrother
I can easily do a 1/5 gallon in a night. Hell I get the half gallon vodka or rum and it only lasts like three days
It's just another name for prolapse anus.
And that can be caused by hard and aggressive anal sex.
if you were blowing a mega load it can't have been all that bad.
tbf, even the creepiest of virgins are rarely accused of rape
Wired how? Like with jumper cables?
Also you are a pussy. Beefy lips grab cock the best
with different girlfriend, few years later
realize I may have a foot fetish after watching porn
tell this to girlfriend, she's confused but willing to try sometime
skip to us fucking missionary
I bring her feet up to my face, cue further confused look on her face
gently kissing her soles, going crazy now fulfilling a fetish I most definitely have
start to lick and suck her toes
it was then I learned she's extremely and defensively ticklish on her feet
she instinctively kicks me square in the nose with full force
nose bleeding, eyes watering, cock still hard but has no idea what is going on
She was pretty sorry for doing that, couldn't control it. We continued trying foot-stuff after that but she decided she didn't like it at all. Broke up with her soon after. Now I tell every potential girl or even fuck that I like feet, and it's been surprisingly successful.
Go to xvideos and search for pink sock and see how much of an "urban legend" it is.
he didn't get a sub masochist foot fetish from the trauma
pick sock was an urban legend about a girl getting drunk trained at a party and the next guy up asks who stuck a pink sock in her ass.
spread in the late 90s, mostly pre-internet word of mouth
So many weird fetishes and experiences I wouldn't know where to start. Or some of the levels of violence, fortunately I saw more than I experienced personally.
Isnt LARP those tools running through the woods with foam swords, pretending D&D is a real thing and protecting their virginity with the force of a thousand suns? cuz, she doesnt have a neck beard ans since she in in a bathroom, I think she baths.
it is. also used here as slang for pretending in general.
suggesting its not a girl posting herself, but a fat neckbeard using pics of some random chick to attention whore, since they have no positive attributes themselves
Lmao I'm a bit of a switch now, I like to be trampled by feet and made to worship, but I also like to be forceful with it and just grab them. I don't think it had anything to do with getting my nose almost broken though.
Stupid. Why not make up a believable story? Be best.
Not my personal story
But my best friend in college was pulled off a very young minor by her dad while he was cumming.
He ended up in the hospital but the dad didn't call the cops. Just beat the shit out of him every time he saw him until he moved.
Fake moans are the worst. Great reason not to fuck a 2nd time.
bolt on tits
I shot coffee out me nostrils.
This comment describes me. :(
I go through a handle every other day. You can see the sadness in the ABC store clerk’s eyes when he sees me walk in at 8:45 right before they close. Buy Popov, “Russian” vodka made in Kentucky. Always have exact change bc I know the drill.
And I take 2mg of clonazepam a day with it, no idea how I’m still alive. Maybe Irish drinking genes.
to all these cunts commenting on this
hes clearly saying he drank taht vodka WITH HER you nigger idiot cuntfucks,
maybe she drank 99% of it and died, and he got kicked out for fucking her corpse,
read between lines idiots
Lost boner, couldn’t nut
She laughed, wanted to strangle her
Did that, she tears up
Boner back, rape fuck her til I bust one
She cums buckets, she cry
Tell me it was the best sex she had..
No, never had any bad experience
The only bad sex you have is the sex you don’t have - Wayne Gretzky (probably)
You didn't read what I posted. I'm stating that this highly uncommon in real life, as opposed to the tabloid news sites that you live through vicariously.
Was dating 16 yr old virgin when I was 17. We tried fucking a few times. She was too tight and nervous...wasn't going in. 3rd time was a charm.at her house,her mom at work. Had her on her bed,finally got it in,and after a while I came. Showered together after.kept checking clock..her mom due home in 30 min.i leave and come back after she's home is the plan.at front door to go.girflfriend just wearing long t shirt with me. Start kissing..she pushes me onto couch,whips out dick,and has a seat. Goes in well. Were fucking and then...mom walks in front door.she jumps off cock,I'm sitting dick all in view.mom beyond mad...I left.
some bich thrusting her ass against my crotch in a hostel kitchen, trying to steal me away from some fat chick i only talked to out of politeness
im a fucking virgin so, thats the only experience i have had that could be considered sexual in any way
When me and my gf had just met, after 6 hours sex i got cramp in my leg but i was so close so i could not stop.
The cramp in the the leg for held several hours before it finally went away, a really painful experience.
Sex with a girl after homecoming dance.
She complained about literally everything.
Bitched about me not being a real man because I wanted to wear a condom.
Tried to get me to stop before I came while we were mostly into it.
Yelled 'stop' at me in a whiney voice.
So I pulled out and proceeded to nut on her dress.
She's too ashamed to to tell anyone.
won't ever talk to me again.
few people that found out either don't like her, weren't my friends anyways, or praised me for being a unit.
All in all that bitch cost me about a thousand with all the costs that night.
fucked this girl and she had this giant potato (sprouting and shit) in her cunt (birth control)
(yes, I'm fucking African)
When your an alcaholic, drunk changes for you. I can drink amounts that would kill a normal person
You are so full of shit. You dont develop resistence to alcohol the more you drink. "Tolorance" is about the feeling, but the feeling has nothing to watch with getting poisoned. The LD50 never changes.
Stip being g a faggot.
Sounds like a negro girl
Everything wrong w/ merica
This is a good story. I had me a psycho Vietnamese squirter in college. I should have enjoyed it more.
Nah bitchy white chick
shit, fucking lost,
this idiot "vaganal"
I got mad horny today, and installed Grindr. Invited a Spanish guy with a big dick over and sucked it
Not what I was expecting at all. I thought I dick would be nice and sort of salty like a neck or arm but with saliva all over it it was so sleek and foreign, like sucking a chestburster or a dog dick
He kept forcing my head up and down which wasn't pleasant, sort of hurts your throat. Then we mutually jerked and he apologise repeated as he dribbled a pathetic load into his hand. I wiped away my tears and took some of his cum and ate it to re-establish dominance
4/10 first gay experience no homo
Had an experience like this once. My 8th grade gf's parents left her home alone, so she called me and told me to head over. I started bicycling hella fast and did a sweet ass jump over the cross walk before getting hit by a car that pulled into the crosswalk. The driver was a nurse and applied salt to my wounds by repeatedly calling me a dumbass. I decided to go home and my based father was waiting to take me to an amusement park.
Lol I only binge drink about once a week and a whole bottle is my usual. Take some pills the next day for nausea and heartburn and drink a shit ton of water and life goes on
That is bullshit. Homeless are regulary found with 5 promille or something like that, because they are used to it. An untrained person will die at more than 3.
fucking op's mom
wait what? she inserted an actual potato in an attempt to not get pregnant? is that a thing???
took some of his cum and ate it to re-establish dominance
Da fuq... you some kind of weird autism fag?
Nah I was just annoyed he didn't come in my mouth. It's my first time sucking dick and you can't even blow a load down my throat? Fuck you
lol idiot, look up what LD50 stands for
it literally means that dose is insufficient to kill 50% of people
Yeah but if you wanted dominance you should've cum down his throat rather than eat the load out of his hand like some kind of pet.
fucking a 14
getting in legal trouble for it
user, what retarded religious fundamentalist country you live in? Most European & N. American countries it's legal for 17 yo's to hook up with anyone between 14 & 17 years old. If you're over 18 fuckin someone that Young, yeah - you're in deep legal shit. But here it's pretty normal for 17 yo' s & 14 yo's to date.
yes, and just left it there for god knows how long, that shit had sprouted and gave her "tummy ache" for weeks
as you get older and more experienced your hangs ups and mental state affects your ability to fuck more than you'd like to admit as a man
Nigga you big gay
Fucked a girl I knew, she got pissed at me because she wasn't expecting to cum but I was able to get her to cum, she freaked and kicked me out. We never talked again.
how the hell is that supposed to work though?
recently broken up from long-term relationship
feeling down so my standards are down
meet 6/10 slightly chubby girl on tinder
go on a date but feel down so just bail after
text her later that night asking if she wants wine
show up at her door with a bottle of wine at 1am
she invites me in, we play some shitty board game while talking and downing the whole bottle
slip over to the bed at some point
fucking her for a good while, probably 30min, now in doggy
"a-a-user i have to say something but i know you dont want to hear it"
know exactly what shes going to say so tell her to just say it
"i-i-im not one of those girls who can just keep fucking forever, im getting dry"
instantaneously feel shit that this isn't my ex, why am i fucking this 6/10 chubbo, completely disgusted
before she even realises what's happening im dressed and out the door, she's still on the bed on all fours
get home and go to bed, realise i didnt even take the condom off because i left so quickly
gag everytime i think of this
girl texts me repeatedly to tell me she thinks she loves me
tell her not to waste her time
she keeps texting bullshit
i keep ignoring
over a year later sitting at work
they hired a new girl, will be trained by me
should have told the friend to give your dad head
wtf... some bitches are crazy.
Not him but I'm from the states and the law in my state is 16 is consent. If they are under 18 you have to be within 4 years age. So basically you can get charged with some sort of shit if you are 2 15 year olds that get caught fucking. I know it's stupid. Found this out when I was dating a 15 year old when I was 18. 12 years later shes married and we still fuck.
This. Sucks, but this.
I can't get hard getting sucked by a guy. I'm legitimately not attracted to them. Just dick
I was half joking, but when I stood up I towered over this dude. It was like taking someone's fries when they buy MacDonald's
have fwb relationship with blonde hottie
eventully break it off and forget about her
random snap from her about 6 months later
shes drunk and looking for someone to fuck
think about it and eventually decide to go
get over to her place, have wine and catch up
move from the dining table to couch and start making out, her sitting on top legs spread
she's wearing the thickest, most oversized sweater i've ever seen
fight with the sweater trying to get it off
when it's finally off i see why she had it on
probably doubled her weight, all in the midsection
she sees my reaction but says nothing
i have a zero tolerance policy for fatties, i cant do this
she walks over to the bedroom, gets under the covers with the lights off and tells me to come join her
sit on the couch for a while thinking about my choices
get my shoes on silently, tell her i have an early morning and need to head home
girl rage texts me immediately after demanding to know if i left because of her weight
eventually she sends one final message telling me shes completely done with me and deleting all my contact info
In principle, you’re right. And this is the kind of self-righteous ‘logic’ rant I would have went on when I was also 16. Reality is fucked man. I’m not sure the gangbang story is all real either, but your attitude is wrong. People hide this crap. It’s too hard to admit to others. I used to get spit on by these cholo fucks on the school bus. Never said anything to anyone. The bus driver saw and didn’t give a fuck. Then tried to fight one but he beat the shit out of me. We were like 11 but he obviously knew what he was doing. Anyway. Not to draw equivalencies but I’m a big dude with a good career and a happy family. I can’t tell that story to anyone I know IRL.
Dude, you're a bottom bitch fag. Don't water it down, fruit.
not ever having one :(
How long before you kill yourself?
Also blames the Jews.
i had outdoor anal sex in a pill box and it suuuuuuuuucked
Your brain is clearly wired a lot different than mine, cuz I can't relate to any of that.
I'm not into dicks or guys but I'm pretty sure a decent bj will get me hard regardless. Being taller than someone doesn't make me want to eat their cum. And finally I see absolutely no connection between McD's-or-fries-in-general and male-and-or-sexual dominance.
Man outdoor is hit and miss. Warm summer day in guaranteed privacy? Good shit. Heat of the moment somewhere uncomfortable where there might be people? Shit
Get out there and start trying. Take it from a former awkward as fuck nerd, getting yourself out there actually works.
The day before 27th bday
yea it was super uncomfortable mud everywhere and a shitty little blanket lol
In public at the Central Station in Amsterdam: awesome
Thing was, jerking off in that movie wasn't about "lasting longer", it's top get rid of that pent-up horniness that would put off your date.
More hit then miss for me.
But my worst anal was outside
I can't get hard getting sucked by a guy. I'm legitimately not attracted to them. Just dick
Interesting. I have a hard time with porn, 'cause I hate watching guys while they are fucking.
No problem with futa-on-female, but no tranny-on-female.
Nothing is a bigger turn off for me than a hot scene interrupted by a closeup shot of a hairy asshole and ballsack filling the screen.
Hell, me and a friend drank a liter of vodka, a liter of rum, 192 oz of beer, and a two tea cups of tequila one night. I may have thrown up in the bathroom that night, but I blame the questionable taco bell run, more than the booze.
In fairness its the only time I ever got blackout drunk. So theres that.
I fucked my girlfriend right on top of a mountain once. That was extremely fucking cash.
Never understood why the fuck people zoom in on a guys ass and balls as he's pounding away either. It's a fucking boring shot yet for some reason people insist on putting fucking 5 minute long non-stop takes like that in their video's. Bunch of fucking morons if you ask me...
Drank some similar amount to that once. Spent 1.5 days in bed shivering and puking, but after that I was fine. Would not recommend though.
Hot ass chick in college. Broke up with her bf who was a fraternity brother. We get together. Fuck. Worst fuck ever. Great body. Great tits. Dead fish in bed. I fucking faked cuming to end it. Faked to end it smh
The wizards sleeve cast strong spells user
Never understood why the fuck people zoom in on a guys ass and balls as he's pounding away either. It's a fucking boring shot yet for some reason people insist on putting fucking 5 minute long non-stop takes like that in their video's. Bunch of fucking morons if you ask me...
Yup. Get the camera lower. Camera guy's probably a fat fuck and cant get down far enough.
be me, 16
smoking weed with a chick in my buddies car before school
start making out with her
start fingering her
eventually get to fucking in the passenger side front seat
awkward sex ensues, didn't finish
oh well, time for class, we go in
get shit all day from people, everyone knows
MFW apparently people were watching this go down
Standards, respect Sup Forumsro
Yeah she was wild
She had the stretchiest pussy of any girl I've ever been with
Only girl I've been with that I was able to give a full fisting
And she used to scream like fuck too
Her flatmates did not enjoy it when I came round for the night lol
So what? You got your dick wet and the onlookers didn't. Fuck 'em.
11 years old
Fucking retard. Kys.
Having to fuck my mother at knifepoint when I was 14.
greentext dat shit bro
i specialize in fucking uggos with huge fun bags