Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next.
Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses
Rolling because I remember this game
Sneek hand into pocket playing with my nuts.
Fight the big nigger
Kill the nigger and nigger lover on the left
This was my roll niggers - go talk to the pink girl in the back
Go talk to the girl in back. Her date is on the phone and she'll probably go for it.
She ignores you
Stare at her boobs
Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses.
Is his last name Douche?
This game fukn sucks
take a shit on the counter
You go back to your seat and order another drink. the guy next to you calls out your rejection playfully
Wtf I got dubs again my niggers.. Okay this time talk to orange hat guy
Whip out meat scepter
Dubs are flowing in this thread lol
First you have to get drunk..
You have to do mine first talk to orange hat guy first hes talking to us anyway
You stand up and whip out your cock. the orange hat guy is stunned
oh nice man, was at the last johnny thread you did, i see you upped the budget, good luck
order shots for the whole bar and ask the other gentlemen to take out their fellows as well. it's about to get wild in here! down the hatch!
Pee on him to show dominance
Thanks and hey you get a choice now lol
Goddamn it hes not gonna want to talk to us now great u blew it.. Now make him blow u
this just got interesting
You rape the nigger
Force him to suck da cock
but then big nigga attacks you
finish in his hair, like a friend
ask hatbro for help
everyone gang banngs me
Ask the orange hat if he wanna join the party..
kill big nig then ask pink lady if she want to see your anime collection. keep asking until any response at all.
triple backflip kick attack to the face!
cut of his head and fuck it
Try to poop on his head
The police come plant drugs on the nigger and shoot him
Gods holy intervention rescues you in the shape of a gun materializing in your hand. So you shoot the nigger
nigger rapes me
IN THE FACE
This threads awesome lol
Thank you op
Too late.. Shiiieeettt
Make a wish
stick dude says but to nobody in particular
it must be doen
You and hatman kick his ass
Leave the bar see whats outside
hat man and me rape him
I’m the user that got dubs.
How about rape the woman in the back for ignoring you earlier
Pull out ar-15 destroy the bar
the nigger you raped has called the police
Fuck what do trips get
free sticker set
pull him up, tell him no hard feelings, and order a round of liquor for the bar, doubles with no ice!
Re re roll
pull up big nigga and tell him no hard feelings, then get really drunk with him and orange hat guy
You and orange hat look at each other..
He know what you think..
double team the pink lady.. No mercy..
Piss on the bar and patrons
Sorry ma man but dubs make a decision..
And finish him..
Stick dude shows the pink lady his impressive collection of memes.
Break up the couple making out next to you
slap the orange dude around with your massive stick cock
rape the closest person
Thank you OP..
Nice thread Sup Forumsro
Stop wasting dubs
You pull out your Ar-15 and spray the room. you leave the hatman alone of course
Fuck still-warm pink lady.
Let dubs decide
barricade the door and pour another round of drinks for the two of you. he can leave if he wants to but you'd prefer someone to drink with.
rape their bodies with him
wtf everything is destroyed. kill hat man and leave bar.
You and hatman necro rape everyone
use the blood to paint evil symbols on the floor and walls
But everyone is dead.. Fuck it
But now you can fuck her
holly fuck I win
As you rape the bodies a woman walks in
she joins in on the rapage
murder the small child after you tell her about your anime collection
She joins the party
rape the other woman
as you kill and rape the new woman, you hear many, many police sirens approaching. RUN
The woman rapes you with her massive dick.
Woman seduces you into paying her mortgage
ILL GET IT EVENTUALLY
Woman does a front flip out of the bar, never to be seen again
cut her head of and fuck it with hat guy
Too bad fag
i can dig it
Johnny turns into a hot big breasted sissy.
winner winner chicken dinner
Nice plot twist
Frick you raper man
AND NOW I FUCKING GET IT. WHATEVER HE TELLS THE GIRL FUCKING HIM ABOUT HIS ANIME COLLECTION
Turns out she was a trap and got all in johnny's ass
Clench your anus and rip off trap dick
Leave the bar together with hatman and go to another bar
Clench hard enough to rip her dick off
waste of dubs....
Says you faggot
Theres only one bar in town. Dubs decide what building we go into
I meant all 3of them not just johhny and hatman
kill the red hat nigger
Go to McDonald's and order a Double Whooper with onion and no cheese, because you want to "have it your way".
They go to Mexico and rape dora
in the 7 nine eleven
Well since i got dubs again johnny and trap lady rape hatman
not a bar
if dubs go into hooters
ROLL Roll roll
go back in the bar, lol
They masturbate eachother in front of a young boy
7 11 to fuck more nigs, i meant gang bang...
711 need smokes
Name hatman "Bravo" and start playing craps
The indian guy says buy something or gtfo
buy 3 old english 40s, one for each member of the party. drink them outside the store and smash the glass bottles in the street
Order a double whopper with no cheese but with onions
Accuse him of saying something racist.
Kill him and take everything
crack the sunglasses and slit wrists, dies
Buy some smokes
We rob the store and walk away with $300 dollars, Johnnys getting hungry
Buy a Chinese kid sex slave with the 300 bucks you got from the "heist"
Put on blackface
Chelsea Charms walks into the bar.
Rollin for Mickey D's
Go to Mcdonald.. But all 3 topless
w-what's her charm?
Roll for nudity
drive to the end of the world and eat a burger there
you go into mac daddy's and fuck your new qt trap bf senseless on top of the counter and angrily throw the money at all the workers there
walk in mc d's and all 3 take a shit on the floor
Throw shit at the mc donalds "M"
Rolling for this
Eat the traps ass
Winrar.. But johnny is hungry..
Johnny want some meat
Find the hidden door, break the pillar, access admin menu.
Johnny succumbs to depression and blows his brains out with the loaded gun that he always carries with him.
Johnny cuts open his female companion to eat her after raping and killing her. He tells Hatman, "I want to be the next Ted Bundy."
whatefuck does this mean
quest threads go on /qst/, niggers.
Johnny notices that the bar has a gloryhole in the back, he goes to it.
ask for pokemon cards
You throw the money at the jew but he still meets you with disrespect. he is calling the cops
Johnny takes out the printed picture of Boxxy that he always carries with him and starts jerking off right then and there.
Go in the fucking kitchen and get some food..
Burn the jew and fart in his face before he can make the call
Kidnap little homie blue
Having spent all his money and never using a fryer in his life, stick dude decides that the ideal solution would be to let Johnny feast on the child. They prepare the blood sacrifice to sate his appetite.
Behead the jew and put your dick in his mouth
Make a wopper
Wait for the police to come then tell them the Jew molested you as a child.
Put the jews face in the deep fryer
Johnny rips out his qt trap companion's heart like Kano from Mortal Kombat
and feeds it to johnny
Get some burgers for the gang, then kill the jew.
Point your ar-15 at the jew and "hi my name is Johnny welcome to Halle"
whoops meant jew
had poor johnny on my mind
Well done but Hitler already had dubs
You shoot him right in the head after making burgers
Disguise as the Jew and tell the cops it was a false alarm when they show up
You blow the trap's brains out so you can have another burger.
johnny need feed
So it was Johnny Hitler the whole time? The coolest kid on campus? No wonder he gets away with it.
A fourth wall glitch happens, swapping the places of OP in the real world and Johnny in the Macdonalds
Take the money and start raping qt customers
Johnny and hatbro eat the trap when they run out of burgers
You eat the girl, Johnny is now satisfied
Everytime Hitler gets the dubs
Empty the register and fuck off to Hooters
you stimulate hatbro's prostate with the dead trap's spine, preferably in front of the small blue child
Such a giver
You mean the dead jew?
no this little bastard on the right
unless he already fled
Search bodies for high quality psychadelics
lightshot is gay
Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police!
The little kid was in the corner crying, this makes him cry harder
one more time
Rape hat kid
Hatbro gives the kid his hat, pats his head and says everything will be alright.
Then just fuckin cooms everywhere
There is a flood of semen that pushes everyone in the building into the street
Record the cry sound.. Try to get to the McDonald's computer hack it.. And let the sound play in endless loop
Jasiri comes in
Form a four-person human centipede with Johnny at the front and the little kid at the back
Convince teal guy he's a terrible father and adopt the kid on the spot
Gift the spine to the child
Where is this thread going lol?
he shits in the kid
take all the fries from behind the counter and fashion them into a nest, put the child in the nest and regurgitate your food into his mouth
jonny eats the rest of the girl, and the kid is shitting her out at the same time
The centipede climbs inside the traps body, and use it as a skin suit
rolling for this
Johnny smokes meth and now cannot stop masterbating
re try common
bitch gimme dubs re roll
Johnny grabs the kids feet, forming a human wheel-ipede they roll into the street
holy kike, re roll
Rolling for either of these
does that make you cum?
rolling to take more of OP's humanity
Johnny and hat bro get ready and setup barricades to fight off the police
Johnny hears police sirens approaching quickly. RUN
the winner has been chosen
You assume that I am not constantly cumming due to a rare but auspicious genetic disorder
Dubs confirm dubs
you roll into the street
Roll into the Hooters
Roll into hooters
Hatbro whips out 2 gats giving the party a supreme strategic advantage as the wheel gains velocity, the kid shits on johnnys head Johnny is unhappy but it's time to fight the pigs
Roll into Hooters and assimilate more for the wheel.
Roll into hooters and order some big ass titties
You roll over to Hooters and force all the waitresses in a shoulder to shoulder line at gunpoint and you falcon punch all their titties.
Roll over the cop car as it approaches, crushing it and assimilating it onto your form
This thread is now katamari damacy
please make it happen
Kill the president
the kids head breaks off, so everyone on the centepied has to fuck it
Go to hooters, ditching everyone except hat bro and order some titties
Glowie b8 m8
Or this, whatever OP prefers
the kids head breaks off, so everyone on the centepied has to fuck it
Everyone sticks out their arms and the added force of lift causes the wheel to take flight
you heard the man
Oh shit the cops are here
ur a faggot ligma
rerolling for th is
Blame everything on the kid and hand him over to the police, sliding him 250$ from stolen cash
Gotta wrap this up before this thread rolls out of existence.
Using all the force of the centipede, they whip the kid like a tail onto the police killing him instantly but not before he radios for backup
rolling to save the thread
You must assimilate the police officer to be the true supreme specimen. Then you can be a wheely centipede with a gun and shoot the pseudo-strippers in the tiddies.
thread's about to die
quick let's get a shot of johnny giving a thumbs-up
he is now finally happy with his existence
Start new thread
this and include jasiri if dubs
swallow the cops cum,making the kid gay before he dies
Away with you degenerate