why spend your life with one girl when you can have lots of dolls?
Why spend your life with one girl when you can have lots of dolls?
costly though
also to mantain a woman
Cheaper than irl pussy
because owning a sex doll is the most depressing loneliest thing you can do
some people feel good alone...
you are pathetic slime, go outside you loser
dont know, social interactions? yeah... maybe to obviously
dollfucker, you will burn in hell if you do not change your ways
Imagine willingly listening to a woman speak lmao
I can hear the desperation in your voice
in this fucking Sup Forums it's full of perverts, but we can't talk about dolls, so fuck off
Which doll is this?
With how much they cost you might as well be divorced and paying alimony.
you fuck off faggot either get rid of your dolls or end your pathetic life
Jealous third world zoomers ITT who wish to get could afford top tier pussy hole tech
Rage some more lmao ur mad
I imagine your fantastic life, you are going to save the world?
>Thirld world zoomers
Im from Bulgaria you fucking idiot. I AM THE FIRST WORLD
Bulgaria is shit tier first world. If it wasn't in europe it would be mid to lower third world. Sorry.
>lol, look at this fool with hope, dignity and self respect, I lost those long ago!
Whatever you say pig roach
Bulgaria.
Very successful Bulgarian here, I could totally afford a sex doll if the village goat didn't always sneak into my mud hut and eat my rubles
so any recommendations for dolls if you want it to look like a certain person, apart from realdolls
Why not have multiple girls? I have a wife and I'm planning on fucking a Mexican colleague again next week. Girls flirt with me all the time, it'd be tough to flirt woth a piece of silicone, hell I don't even like chicks with fake tits
The Honest Book of Truth states clearly that Hell is reserved solely for those that believe in it, and the deepest rung is for those who believe in it on the supposition that they will go there if they don't.
Imagine a God so butt hurt about the most normal of animal activities that He created his own torture chamber to quell it. What a fucking retarded god.
>I know, I'll design things that like to fuck stuff!
>Wait, they're fucking stuff? I must punish them!
god doesnt give a fuck.
heck god most likely doesnt care about us or anything having or not having a soul
worse an immportal soul looks like the true hell to some people
like fuck. survive 100 years on earth to be stuck in a place that is like a psycho ward for all remaining eternity?
no there is no afterlife. there is no god
sorry but that's why I hate humans. because they are liars. if you have so many girls ok, but if you have a wife you can't lie
If you get a non-standing doll, then what poses are acceptable and will not tear the TPE? Can they lean against objects?
no standing means no standing. seating is ok. but standing will . actually i have no idea but it should cause damage after 2-3 times
> Bulgaria
> A first world country
Most dolls won't get damaged by standing, it's just mostly impossible because it's like balancing on a rubber ball.
Happy Halloween!
see the leg construction is mostly a flat sharp metal plate. sometimes just wires
excessive loads on such structure will do damage. not initially but over long term
Happy Halloween!
nice, what brand?
Gotcha. Just curious how I could have mine pose when she gets here. Any tips?
ok. i have a problem that is serious. my mail delivery guy would know that i ordered a doll. he may actually know as i already ordered one 3 years ago
he clearly shown that he can guess content from package dimensions. i tested him.
how to buy anonymously and deliver anonymously. some sort of post box?
germany
Fuck it'd be cool to have a real wife and a bunch of dolls.
I would pound the fuck out of this masterpiece
go back.
what do you care about the delivery guy? he cant open ur mail
he could tell my family members. they know him too and talk to him
That's sucks lol. Nosy people are fags
brand: doll 4ever
Jesus fucking Christ user man up
if i could man the fuck up i would find myself a loli looking 18 year old GF
asshole
you can take it from ur provincial warehouse and avoid the delivery guy
oh yes we waiting for halloween photoshoot!
It'll cause the metal skeleton to puncture the material of the soles of the feet. Standing dolls have those bolts poking out so the pressure isn't on the soft material.
with my bicycle?. or using the tram?
u can't walk?
yeah i need to do one pretty soon
Get your life together dude quit bothering people
I see, so that is how it works. I did not know fully, but if I get a second one I will opt in for the standing feature.
what?
are you a retard?
that one sentence is not only bullshit but it contradicts itself
write what you really meant to say
You look very mentally unstable. Are you ok user?
>are you a retard?
Coming from the idiot that is scared of his mail man.
What's it like to fuck one of those? I'm interested in buying but not sure if it's worth it.
bad. fucking a ona hole is better. fucking a flesh light better than a ona hole/doll.
Depends on the doll really, some aren't really distinguishable from fleshlights in my experience.
bull shit
the huge and main difference is that while fleshlight sucks you in these dolls will try to force your penis out
this is not about the horrible structure the vagina takes with legs spread. its in all configurations
I get you but I had a doll with connected anus/vagina canal to release the air when your fucking. If you wanted suction you could just plug the anus
that makes it worse dude. i am amazed you had one with connected channels and it sucked you
dolls dont do shit for you. you have to do everything for them, even wipe their ass after fucking them
perfect. no money wasted on shoes. parfumes. clothes. well not too much money
food. they dont eat. toilet paper... they dont shit
Don't complain, threaten to cheat, play mind games, manipulate, etc
Firsy you stick your dick in deep as possible with the canal open. The air can move out so you don't get pushed out. Then once your dick is in, you plug the anus so no new air can get back in through there. Now if you move your dick back out again you create a low pressure zone, aka suction.
a doll is expensive, drunk sluts are free.
sounds complicated. my toys always did that on its own. and these were only flesh light price range. ~60dollars
Not into rape
drunk sluts are mucky
my girlfriend spends more money on me than I do on her and she's sexually insatiable. Sex every day whenever I want basically.
It does come with the relationship attached so don't have a shit personality.
I'm assuming most of you have shit personalities.
who said anything about rape?
fleshlights don't come with tits though
The drunk sluts will as soon as they sober up.
and not with arms or legs. i know. combine a flesh light with a full body and i will buy such a doll
That's why you fuck them in the morning...
Dolls can't surprise you with a morning blow job... yet!
Alexa, give me a blowjob at 630 am Monday til friday
dolls cannot surprise you with a baby, thankfully
yet...
Bump
My guy are u ok??
I really wish it were that easy, user. Just about the only thing I really like sexually is footjobs, and sadly I think doll technology is a long way from that. Also, absence of dermal ridges on skin is no fun. Plus no pheromones...as much as I'd love to just get a doll, sadly it's not for me.
I'll take you to infinity and beyond, baby
Cool story bro
Oh man, how nice those are just make it worse. I wish she could step on me.