> Started the day with soup > Drink beer to the soup > Need something stronger then beer, go over to Gin and Tonic > Drink 2 full glasses and gin and tonic > Go out to the closest bar, get a shit ton of shoots form a "Friend" with sambuca > Get shit faced drunk > Go home > Sleep on the bathroom floor > Wake up go to bed > Have the worst hiccup > Can't sleep, google "how to get rid of hiccups when you are drunk" > Go back to bathroom to pee > Open the first Wikihow link > Used 10, put a finger in ear > Demons is released
How long did it take to clean that up or did you just leave that there?
Dylan Edwards
about 30min
Justin Robinson
probably ate charcoal while drunk
Nathan White
This is why you keep a trash can next to the toilet user.
Ayden Perry
>put a finger in her ear
so you yakked from putting a finger in your ear?
Cameron Jones
I have that, but it came so fast!
Elijah Collins
Nice dick btw
Asher Sullivan
Yeah to stimulate the vagus nerve
Justin Gutierrez
You really should've tried to figure out what that was. Look's like coagulated blood.
Anthony Brooks
I thought you shit so hard it splashed out of the bowl
Nathan Roberts
hmm, maybe. But it's all gone now. If it repeats I will find out what it is
Jaxson Thompson
I wish that would be a good story
Jackson Evans
Whats a lil esophageal varices between friends?
Adam Davis
Blood, unless you were drinking Guinness or ate a lot of very dark foods that is blood user. Also the fact it's black instead of red is a very bad sign too.
Levi Russell
may have been Turkish pepper shots there too, but not sure