Started the day with soup

> Started the day with soup
> Drink beer to the soup
> Need something stronger then beer, go over to Gin and Tonic
> Drink 2 full glasses and gin and tonic
> Go out to the closest bar, get a shit ton of shoots form a "Friend" with sambuca
> Get shit faced drunk
> Go home
> Sleep on the bathroom floor
> Wake up go to bed
> Have the worst hiccup
> Can't sleep, google "how to get rid of hiccups when you are drunk"
> Go back to bathroom to pee
> Open the first Wikihow link
> Used 10, put a finger in ear
> Demons is released

Do I need Jesus?

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What?

Wait, what?
user did that shit came out of your useless alcoholic ear?

Are you ok user? Sounds like some serious shit is going on in your Life right now, talk whit us.

It was the hiccup

I am not okey, just exiled a demon form my body. I miss him already... No I am all lone again

But that came out of your ear?

No it's vomit, dont know why it's black

Probably contains bits and pieces of his cirrhosis liver

Based

FeelsBadMan

Almost definitely the sambuca that has done this to you tho

Source: I have also expelled a demon after sambuca and kava looked like this minus them soup chonks

Dry blood is black when you puke it up.

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This was my morning

How long did it take to clean that up or did you just leave that there?

about 30min

probably ate charcoal while drunk

This is why you keep a trash can next to the toilet user.

>put a finger in her ear

so you yakked from putting a finger in your ear?

I have that, but it came so fast!

Nice dick btw

Yeah to stimulate the vagus nerve

You really should've tried to figure out what that was. Look's like coagulated blood.

I thought you shit so hard it splashed out of the bowl

hmm, maybe. But it's all gone now. If it repeats I will find out what it is

I wish that would be a good story

Whats a lil esophageal varices between friends?

Blood, unless you were drinking Guinness or ate a lot of very dark foods that is blood user. Also the fact it's black instead of red is a very bad sign too.

may have been Turkish pepper shots there too, but not sure

Top kek

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Fuckin top kek

for a moment i could actually smell that

It didn't smell nor taste anything

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You forgot to drink water, OP.
Now, face the consequences.

Dr. Sup Forums here. You have esophageal cancer.