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always was always will be INDIGENOUS LAND

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>England is not turning into Pakista-

ohnononononononononononononononono

tipping England to make 350

LOVE match fixing

...

Is this revenge for 60 all out?

Will Extras get the most runs?

toe hurt

>no friends
>at home all day for aus day
>"oh well, i'll just watch cric all arvo/night
>game will be over by 6pm

any guesses what shit film channel 9 will put on?

Ingrown nail?

this is why you don't bite your toenails dippy

switch to 7 for a night of tennis mate

>at home all day for aus day

genuinely amazed that England weren't already on this list

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some real ugly mugs in that crowd lads

>bite your toenails

who the fuck does that

William Extras is an Optometrist m8

REMINDER CROCODILE DUNDEE IS A GOOD MOVIE

>no bakerys open
>cant get a lamington anywhere except shithouse woolies packaged garbage

>tfw had to get surgery twice for an ingrown toenail
the anaesthetic is the worst bit. you can feel your toe getting puffed up full of liquid, and you can still feel them hacking away at your toe

it was all green and pussy. i tried to dig it out but it hurt

>go to overwhelmingly female uni
>friendship group overwhelmingly female
>only other guy works a lot and doesn't hang out with us all the time
>just me and a bunch of girls most of the time

afraid everyone thinks I'm gay lads

You gay

are you?

that's what 100% anglo genetics will do to you

Australian attractiveness is based on the elite and muscular anglo celtic genetic blend

Umm, no sweetie...

nah pretty straight lads though I did once kiss a guy when I was 15

soy

definitely gay

Yeah you gay

big homo lad

Signs of an ingrown nail lad

>cuckmaster

I'll show you how not gay I am

>4 (FOUR) ducks
lmao

t. classic closeted responder

tragically overlooked Australian song
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based walkie

I like girls, boys

post /cric/ approved movie scenes
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got a large penis lads

do ya fuck any

real girls with real penises y/n?

we've already established he's a flaming homosexual la

the one in your ring doesn't count, lad

yeah did one three times

doesn't sound very nice. is the surgery covered by medicare?

>CRR: 1.69

OH NO NO NO NO *inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you the Poo Peelander that's always talking about your ball sweat?

Based Lynx ad shitting on fatass kiwis lads

yeah I thought it might've been

yeah mate ama

iirc it does

you will need to take it off m8

are you always sweaty because you're fat?

KP is unusually quiet today, lads

Also this

rent free

note the leddit spacing. typical

im a normal weight lad

BOUNDARY

ta lad

do you have a glandular defect of some kind? not the metabolism kind but the sweatiness kind

Good day for cricket

>FOUR

umm, rip Poopeelia desu...

fuck off lawncunt

m8 that pic isn't worth the memory it's saved on

first boundary of the innings

IMAM ALI

>get 5 for fuck all
>don't finish the job
disappointing lads

reckon australia won't get another wicket until at least 100

BASED Moeen exploding with energy today

some people just sweat easily, I do a lot the moment the temperature goes near 30 and I'm pretty fucking fit

putting it all on england for the win
wish me luck

Proxy off, shitspouter

was asking sweatyballslad m8, pipe down gaylad

how do you expect to get any bounce on a green top like that?

its really humid here at the moment lad

how did you know

>come back from work
>check scores
>Eng 5/35

fair enough m8
you exude the homosexuality la

was 8-5 at one point m8

(sobs, sobs, sobs)

>Brisbane, 2000: Pakistan recovered from 34-5 to 184-8 and managed to win by 45 runs against Australia

this is the behaviour i'm talking about

>gets out

wasn't me

could have fooled me 2bh

Just framed the gay guy haha

That was back when Shoaib Akhtar was wrecking cunts with his pace bowling

based invasion day crowds

classic stitch up

m8 classic

bet hes seething lad

aus haven't got a wicket in a while, getting a lil nervous lads

Genuinely pity anyone in a relationship with a Western womyn

Unless you're dating an Asian or Eastern European grill, you're a soyboy cuck

Ali will hit an explosive century to save England.

just dive big joshy m8

wtf he was barely even running