This girl has been flirting with me but she's dating a guy way bigger than I am. It might just be my imagination but I think she wants to fuck. Her BF does jiu-jitsu though and I don't want to get my head beat in if he finds out but man I want this girl bad. What the fuck do I do?
This girl has been flirting with me but she's dating a guy way bigger than I am
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Time to nut up son.
You only live once.
Yea I was just hoping it wouldn't come to an end so soon
guns beat martial arts every time.
user, I know this is new for you but just because a femoid talks to you, doesn't mean she wants to fuck
in my defense I said right in the OP I might be imagining it but she's not acting like any other regular female friends I have.
Regardless, post more pics
I fucking love her lips
Smoking. I’d eat her for days.
She's tiny too. Like 5'2" if I had to guess but maybe even shorter than that.
Fuck her hard and cum deep inside. Mark her as yours, forever.
Not worth op. U gay for not open/concealed carrying and therefore being afraid of muscles, but regardless she aint got no ass. I couldn’t imagine risking my neck for a flat ass
Can't imagine that'll work but here's another picture anyways
Wouldn't needing a gun on you at all times mean you're afraid of muscles?
i had a whole story written up, and it hasn't shown up yet in this thread. PHUCK
Muscles aren't everything. They help but if the dude has the personality of a potato it's not hard to compete.
Trust me bro. Nutting in someone else’s girl is unbelievably amazing. It’s primal.
Send her my way and I’ll show you what I mean...
And describe how she flirts, maybe I can give you some pointers.
and yet this did show up fast.
ok, let's try again. if the other shows up, so what. This is not exactly the same as what I originally wrote, but it's filled in more.
I dated a girl when I was 17. She had just broken up with an idiot jock. Knew the guy, feared him, but was willing to take the chance. Fucked her for months, every day, lots of times multiple times a day. Little thing. Cute, smelled good even sweaty, you know the kind.
Jock starts coming back around to her house trying to get her back. Fear for my life. I mean, the guy is literally a football player, huge. One night, he shows up while I'm with her and a few friends, but he's drunk, and they manage to get him to leave. Phew...
Another month goes by. Girlfriend is not available as much. Start questioning life. Find out she's seeing the other guy behind my back. fuck it. ghost her. eventually find more fresh meat, so no problem.
25 or so years later, yeah, I'm an oldfag, I find out through Facebook, talking to his brother who was actually a friend of mine, nerd, not jock, the jock died of cancer like 4 years after she went back with him. The really bad painful type of cancer that turned him into a ghost of himself, and took like 2 or 3 years to die. Glorious revenge.
Every year, brother posts on Facebook how great a guy his brother was, cancer took him too early, blah blah blah. Every time he posts, I have to restrain myself from saying "Your brother was a fucking bully, and everyone I knew hated him. And oh yeah, I fucked his girlfriend for months while he was still pining for her".
This requires a plan:
start to become friends with both girl and guy
while hanging out with them separately preferably while drinking mention that their partner has this fantasy but you promised you wouldn't say.
when pressed about it shamefully mention cuckholding.
drop the subject
another occasion gain access to their computers and download cuck porn
separately convince them of each other's cuck fetish
act like you don't want to but say "look, if I help you with this at least it won't be some weird stranger, we won't even ever have to talk about it"
one night all hang out together in their apartment, have some drinks etc..
suggest that the guy go in the other room and order some Domino's
Start flirting/making out with girl
when he returns have her suggest the cuck thing.
fuck his girl right in front of him. give her a good pounding.
make sure the pizza is nearby
right when you're about to cum pull out and jizz on pizza.
walk over to him and whisper in his ear..
"nobody beats the hut."
There is one rule which trumps all the other pussy rules:
Don't get caught.
Every year, brother posts on Facebook how great a guy his brother was
what I meant was every year his birthday comes up...
oh, and I had plotted to bomb his car. I mean literally a big pipe bomb, tied into the car ignition setup to go off when he turned the key.
figured it wasn't worth the risk. and yet, kharma got him anyway.
Once you have gun, you are not afraid of muscles. When you no have gun, you afraid of muscles
Yeah, unless like you got tight fitting shorts on around her and got a dong that extends all the way to your knee, odds are the girl just gets off on the idea of getting her boyfriend to twist other, weaker, men into bloodied pretzels for her amusement.
Hard next, bro.
I know ur 12
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