Text a girl

>text a girl
>ask her what's she doing
>she says she's texting a cute guy
>ask who
>she writes another guys name

w-why it hef to be like that

>text a girl
>she doesn't reply
Fuggg

>texting girls
Normies need to leave NOW!!

>text a girl a wall of text asking her out and tell her why she should accept
>she texts "lol"

you don't ask them out with a text, that's pretty much the most basic rule of dating.

>text a girl a wall of text asking her out and tell her why she should accept

no way someone unironically did this

>tfw has women on demand in high school and college
>tfw now fat but make decent money
>only women interested in me are clear-as-day gold diggers

>girl busts your chops
>cry
fag

Are you currently listening to Marvin’s Room?

>text a girl
>she says she wants to have dinner
>it's my mom

...

fuck that bitch brah, you're still a sick cunt

chekd

Excuse me, but do we not acknowledge repeating digits anymore? Who are you people and what have you done with Sup Forums?

Based retard

>see qt 3.14 in class
>say "Hi, I'm user."
>"Hi. I have a boyfriend."
;_;

...

>being this much of a chump that bitches do this to you to your face
Might as well turn your balls in lad

>tfw lonely

>never texted a girl
>never texted anyone

>gotten like 5 different girls numbers from work
>all texts read “hey it’s user” and none have ever replied

It hurts

>have numbers from girls from work
>its all because im a grunt work assistant beta loser for work and they just text me when they need things at work

>tfw no one texts anymore
>everything is just snapchat

How do I get around this if Im ugly? I can get a girls snap but I cant send her pics of my ugly ass face.

>mfw the youths of today are literally intentionally putting their faces anywhere they humanly possibly can

god almighty please in 20 years let all this social media shit turn out to be a massive government spying operation

>want to text a girl
>don't know how to start
>don't know hot to cut to the chase

>ask who

>convinced a girl to quit her studies to join mine
>realized my ex is also going to be studying here
>realize that was the reason i went here in the first place

uh what should i do? she already quit
should i just revel in the awkwardness

What sport is this lads

LEL that would be great

Become a legend and fugg both of them at the same time

>tfw no gf

Am I getting laid?

She didnt text me today to confirm :(

>girl texts me
>"hey this is xxx from xxx remember you gave me your number"
>don't respond
>2 years later
>still haven't responded

am I alpha yet?

>meet qt vietnamese girl at uni
>text her on the weekend
>it ain't me starts playing

>not being asexual master race who watches sports and plays video games all day
You think I'm gonna give up my freedoms and let other people tell me what hobbies I can pursue over a chance of getting some pussy?

but falling in love is the greatest high you can possibly get outside of literally taking drugs

Hard to say. I don't understand the context but it doesn't seem too bad. Just ask her out IRL

I can tell from the way you write you're not actually asexual but just a lonely virgin.

>lonely
nah
>virgin
yeah, the point of my post m8, its called being happy. Everyones happy is different tho