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>The MMA Hour - 01/22/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
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>Stud Rado #210 - 01/23/18
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>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
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>The MMA Beat - 01/25/18
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>Aussie & Fancy UFC on FOX 27 Breakdown - 01/25/18
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/mma/ News:
>Michal Oleksiejczuk fails USADA drug test, facing anti-doping policy violation
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>Francis Ngannou ‘taking some time off’ following loss to Stipe Miocic
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934060/francis-ngannou-taking-some-time-off-following-loss-ufc-stipe-miocic

>Jimmy Smith set for cageside analyst duties at UFC 221 in Perth
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/jimmy-smith-set-for-cageside-analyst-duties-at-ufc-221-in-perth

>Paul Daley says he's been granted Bellator release, but promotion says it's not true
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/paul-daley-says-hes-been-granted-bellator-release-but-promotion-says-its-not-true

New Fights:
Angela Lee vs Mei Yamaguchi - May 18
Rin Nakai vs Young-Ji Kim - DEEP 82 IMPACT
Danny Roberts vs Oliver Enkamp - UFC UFN 127
Danny Henry vs Hakeem Dawodu - UFC UFN 127

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Bisping bless

>tyron vs wonderboy and tyron vs maia were boring
>but stipe and francis wasn't because stipe is BASED

wrestlers are boring

I can't wait until Joanna wins the rematch and everyone jumps back onto the bandwagon.
I ain't dropping my girl just because she lost to a child sexual abuse victim.

Nobody wants to say Stipe fucking sucks because he's much great white hope but fuck that fight was ass. He should have finished Ngannou inside of 2 rounds

i dunno about within 2, but he could have got the finish for sure

thanks for the free money

finna cringe

>Stipe fucking sucks
>most defenses in HW history
>five KOs in a row before this
huh?

she's a complete chinlet

Niggers upset their kang got smashed and exposed, they'll continue whining until the next black hope gets G-G-GADOOOOOOOOSHED
(probably usman)

usman is trash

>biting such weak b8
youre better than this

You'll eat your words.

This is the ideal female body.

Henri Hooft and Dewey Cooper are trash coaches

>No wrestling background
>My gym only trains wrestling once a week for just one one

Fuck this is frustrating, there's no where I can go to learn wrestling either. And as a lanky kickboxer tdd is so fucking important. The best I can do it learn to fight off my back and scramble back up to my fight.

Shit sucks man

The fireman took over. He knew Francis was done for and saw no need to deal out unnecessary punishment.

no tits and giving herself a spinal trying to stick her ass out?

just watch a couple youtube vids

And, freeze... What do you see, Joe?

Sixty five dollars

No tits, broad shoulders, tight and toned. It's perfect. She looks tall somehow but apparently she's only 5'3".

I see the void

what's your favorite mma related podcast?

mine's Tigerbelly

The next black hope is Jon Jones. Schaub has gotten word that Jones has his sights set on heavyweight.

for me its the Aussie + Fancy Golden Shower Browndown

Exactly who is that pretentious, whispering cunt? He's like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and The Riddler.

But the best welterweight of all time is black

plus tax

t. caz

is majority a mcmeme decision?

>.......

He is Lizard Man.

she's honestly pretty hot

can some1 explain this meme to me pls?

this is straight up the weirdest nudes ive ever seen leaked. she has an actual mans body

thefappening.pro/angela-magana/angela-your-majesty-magana-nude-leaked-24-photos/

>thefappening.pro/angela-magana/angela-your-majesty-magana-nude-leaked-24-photos/

Was that Dom?

How do I get as alpha as Conor McGregor?

When you revolutionize a sport you can talk however you like, you uppity bitch

Stipe landed more shots in rd 4 that Woodley attempted against Maia, despite bein a heavyweight.

Hero worship is for softskulls.

Why are Jiu JItsu fags always the most pretentious and cringiest motherfuckers alive?

I wish it was that easy bro

Put yourself at risk of looking stupid but pull through

It's the most cerebral martial art.

For sure

gross brah

you must be a complete asshole. You know they call this guy the encyclopedia of Jiu Jitsu. I mean seriously, I trained with Professor Danaher once and I was floored by his well of knowledge. I mean what the hell man. Have you even attended his training????? Probably not. Probably some internet trol

You're born with that.

>I trained with Professor Danaher once and I was floored by his well of knowledge

Unironically just started listening to him on JRE to see how pseudo-intellectual he sounds. Can't stop listening to him now. He is smart as fuck

I don't think Aspen actually got sick, I think they cancelled the fight because they didn't want to our dicks to explode

...

>dat shoulder shuffle
doesnt look sick to me

>He is smart as fuck

McGregor's entire worldview is his belief that the way he thinks influences reality. I think it's some bullshit from a book called 'the secret' but as far as your ego and stuff in your control goes it can help

Woodley is white. White!

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DJ
DC
TJ
Woodley
Whittaker
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Tony
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Feyodor will heem Mir quickly

Asian Putin is NOT my Prime Minister.

i heemed all of you

tfw

lol literally this

i knew another guy who totally bought into the secret

hes good at making idiots give them his money, losing it, getting sued, banned from working in finance, then starting a new business as a real estate 'advisor'

theyre all cut from the same cloth, brainlets who prey on other brainlets; where confident brainlet meets unsure brainlet the confident brainlet can sell their bullshit to the other brainlet

and theres so many brainlets you can get rich as a confident brainlet doing this

but once they come into the domain of the brains or confident theyre fucked

Which podcast is the based lizard BJJ guy from?

I look like this.

of course, you're american after all

its also why his coach will delete any criticism of him or conor, they have to police the universe of 'bad vibes' lolol

Fighter and the kid

It can help you for real, though obviously not throwing reality into a bender like Conor probably thinks it does. the psychology of it can do wonders in some areas

being realistic > being positive > being negative

Truly inspiring coming from a filthy animal.

because they can kill you without hurting you

Mykol Beepin

Low test but want to feel like they're dangerous

jiu jitsu on its own is absolutely useless, and only fearful idiots believe striking to be simple or easy in any way. Ernesto Hoost is just as “cerebral” as Rickson Gracie
t. complete mixed martial artist

*30-24's you*
Nothing personal, kid

don't talk to me or my wifes boyfriend ever again

go dust the blood and shell casings off your concrete back porch and try to find your flip flops homie. Also, apologize on behalf of USADA to all your former champs.

>mfw all the fags at my gyms keep sharing me BJJ memes

Who is the current or most recent BJJ specialist champion? Excluding Werdum who as a ''''''''''specialist''''''''''''' has 2 submissions from his last 8 fights.

>Khabib becoming UFC's boy
Oh uh

Dos anjos probably

Woodley

1 submission win in his last 15 kek
8 decisions

is BJJ a fucking meme lads? [spoiler]it is a fucking meme lads[/spoiler]

definitely not revved

Does TFerg count?

BJJ is for women, hipsters and cazzies

Seriously though BJJ is a scam, people are learning how to defend it and its getting less and less effective in the UFC. Despite it not being effective any longer it will still stay around long enough to ruin the entertainment value of the sport more than it already has.

6 subs from last 10

yeah id say hes the goat BJJ geek

theres also that mexican cunt who just won the other belt i forget his name but hes a mutt

BJJ isn't completely irrelevant in modern MMA. If you are completely incompetent in somebody else's full-guard, you will get armbarred really quickly. At the very least, all MMA fighters should train submission defense.

Luke Rockhold has the scariest top game in MMA

he's also a LHW fighting at middleweight

>theres also that mexican cunt who just won the other belt i forget his name but hes a mutt

i have no idea why i thought ortega was a champion

but anyway

7 subs from 13 fights

id say tfurg is the best rep for BJJ

and id also say BJJ only dominates or has any success at low weight classes because the higher you go the more likely youre gonna get KOd no matter what shit you try to do to big boys

At most do 10th Planet BJJ, but that gi shit is obsolete. Wrestling > BJJ

Why didn't Stipe put ground and pound on Ngannou? Why didn't get the finish? Or even try?

He's a big guy.

Werdum is absolutely legit.
By your logic a great striker should only have KOs and TKOs. In reality decisions will always be there.

He wanted to make Dana mad

>By your logic a great striker should only have KOs and TKOs
Yes, this is how logic works, I don't know how logic works in Russia, probably requires some kind of poorfag interpretation

Thats a pretty shit reason if true

a great striker should only have KOs and TKOs