This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

This fucking thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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I can change that you know, with that body that is...

What you gunna do?

Go hire an escort. There I solved the majority of your problems.

1. What was the last self help book you read?
2. Describe the last time you asked for or received a girl's number.
3. Describe your childhood and your parents.

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I have a lot of other problems bro.

>1. What was the last self help book you read?

"How to win friends and influence people." After much recommendation.

>2. Describe the last time you asked for or received a girl's number.

Never received one. Last time I asked was about two weeks ago at the gym I'm climbing it.

>3. Describe your childhood and your parents.

Normal lower middle class childhood. Parents were supportive but not overprotective. I was always a quiet child which was in stark contrast to the rest of my family who liked to talk, drink and fuck.

How does it feel? I'm 31 and still bang 16 year old hotties.? I still score underage pussy. How does it feel?

>How does it feel?

To be on your own? Like a complete unknown?

>the rest of my family who liked to talk, drink and fuck.
tell us about the fucking

My extended family is primarily working class (although the all learned a trade and make good money) and very extroverted. Most of my cousins has their first relationships at 14/15 and were married and had children in their early 20s.

Closest chance of having sex/kissing a girl you had?

Nothing beyond conversation. I cannot remember a single situation where a girl seemed to be into me.

Oh wow i am in the same situation as you only half your age, i had 2 girls that seemed to be into me (1 for sure) but i wasn't into them, i have already planned to go to a brothel(legalised here) with 2 friends when they reach 18 too in a few months

Are you asexual?

You are still young. Don't worry.

Would you?

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No.

Finally someone with common sense!
If girls don't come to you then go to a brothel.
I don't know why guys complaining about not getting pussy are so dumb to realize that escorts exist.

Because it's just an expensive way of masturbation

It's still pussy and or a blowjob my man.

do you ever relate to George's Journal on youtube?

No idea what that is.

I'm not OP but to me it's not about the mechanical act

Giving way too much money to a hooker to help you get off isn't something that exactly is boosting one's confidence

post more pics like this!

You can pay crackwhores. They are the cheapest.

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Well realistically speaking i would chicken out of picking an illegal street hooker in USA, not everywhere it is legal

bump

Grow up dude.

u tried cuckolding?

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can you post dick pics? or spreading your ass?

How does that work?

Pretty old pic.

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Hey, I'd defo suck that

I guess you are a fat bearded male.

how often do you masturbate? do you look at a lot of porn? extreme fetishes?

Is it so unreasonable that I want you in diapers?

Actually, I'm a slim bare faced 25 year old soooooooooooo

>how often do you masturbate?

Once or twice a week.

>do you look at a lot of porn? extreme fetishes?

I never really looked at professionally produced porn. It was mainly just posed pictures of naked women like the stuff that gets posted on r/gonewild and "pictures you shouldn't share" / "on/off" threads here.

Is it because you have a serial killer face? Or like Steve Buscemi?

Do I look so feminine?

Do you ever feel like crying?

No but you are a virgin. Is it so unfair?

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

It's pretty degenerate though.

You like that idea?

Not my thing bro. I could tolerate diapers on a girl, but I will not wear them myself.

Why just girl?

It's kind of feminizing.

You never came like a big boy. Agree?

What?

Girls don’t wear diapers they are clean. You never came in a clean pussy you should wear baby pants?

Dude. Get your fucking fetish out of here.

Show me a pic of that ass

The above pic is all you get.

But we all want to see. It’s so handsome

Have you accepted that you are gay or still in denial?

I'm pretty straight. Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

Is your face deformed or creepy? Show face.

Won't identify myself on Sup Forums. My face is average in any respect.

He is a diaper boy

OP just pay a hooker and get it over with. serious, make it a big deal fly.to Vegas get ripped off.

or.go on Christian website and say you're saving yourself for true love.

Hooker won't save any problems. Virginity is just a symptom.

ok go on a dating site and post this

"socially awkward and fit looking for some kind of wonderful"

dont say you're a virgin, but you can say you're inexperienced.

Sir if you wish to be admired you will show your butt

fuck off assburger, he is legit in need.

I have the picture in OP in my Tinder profile.

Damn you must be really ugly if your body looks like that and you're still a virgin.

When are you planning your mass shooting?

No. But I am very awkward.

tinder isnt going to work, try a dating site where people actually have to read. a serious site. nothing where you swipe. avoid single moms because they won't give you the attention you require.

Been also using OK Cupid. But let's be real, there isn't anything interesting to write about me. My body is a bigger asset than my personality.

if you're jewish/christian/greek/asian there are some great sites.

Yeah. You're ugly.

Alright.

write about your favorite directors authors outdoorsy shit you're into umm cuisine you're curious to try. write about the things you've always wanted. say you're shy and dont mind a woman who likes to talk

I wrote that I like climbing and cooking. Didn't write much about directors and music.

what country or state are you in ?

post pics

Recently moved to NY from Europe.

It's literally the second pic I posted without the face cropped. Douchebaggy, I know.

put that in your profile that you're European minded, looking for a traditional woman. that should.filter out the libtards

I'm from Germany. I'm much more liberal than the average American.

going to a nude beach doesn't make you liberal. ok I'm off for now..

if all.of this doesn't work then go find an analyst and understand the story 9f your life.
read desiderata . it's a poem that changed my life, maybe yours.

We literally read that in English class. Guess it changed my teachers life too.

I'm none of that.

Take a newer one

Why do you want to see my penis so bad?

Imagine having a body like that and be a virgin.
I turned down so many girls because I feel uncomfortable being so fat. With your body I would smash like crazy

Because you're hot as fuck and idk how you're a virgin with a body like that.

>I turned down so many girls because I feel uncomfortable being so fat. With your body I would smash like crazy

I never had to turn down anyone. With your face / personality, I would smash like crazy.

The fuck... Hattest du keine Jugend? Keine Partys, keine Feiern bei der du irgend n mädchen hättest klärn könn? Hast du nen zu hohen Anspruch?

No you wouldn't because every move feels like hell and you're out of stamina after 1 min. It's useless so I don't even bother fucking anyone.
Do you even try connecting with girls? It's so easy. Just be a normal guy and pretend to be interested in their shit

Have you received your acceptance letter from Hogwarts yet or should we send Hagrid to deliver it to you personally?

Here you go. Light is shit, so is camera.

Viele Parties, viel Alkohol, nie zum Zug gekommen.

>Do you even try connecting with girls? It's so easy. Just be a normal guy and pretend to be interested in their shit

I'm not a normal guy. I'm an awkward, clumsy sperg.

Forgot pic

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Interesting.. Wissen deine Bekannten/Freunde, dass du ne Jungfrau bist?

Are you really ugly or something, or devoid of personality.

Spend some money
1. Prostitute
2. Doing one of those courses on how to game women. You'll end up getting a fuck.

Stop being sad and depressed.

Hab weder Bekannte, noch Freunde. Während meiner Unizeit hatte ich einigen Freundinnen davon erzählt als ich betrunken war.