France truck bowling

>France truck bowling
>Turkey military coup
>Texas shooter
>BLM chimpouts
We were foolish to think we could control meme magic.

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You were only foolish to think you could stop my dream, gatsu.

I did nothing wronf.

>meme magic
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>control
We never wanted any such thing

Kek must show us the way.

fuck off kek's will be done.

PRAISE KEK

REMOVE KEBAB

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>griffith did nothing wrong
This meme has to end

Kys

What have we unleashed?

It didn't have to end this way. We thought Kek was our God. We, however, were wrong. He will destroy this world. Expect nuclear war, NATO vs Russian Fed. Kek has doomed us all.

Screencap this.

> putting Texas shooter on the same level as France truck bowling and Turkey military coup

It's happening they say...

Tsk. My negro's, it hasn't even fucking begun

It's too much. We need to put a lid back on the happenings.

>triggered by Casksa-rape

He really didn't, though.

No, you've always been mistaken on one part:

Kek was never on our side in particular. He will destroy, he will bring chaos, but we wanted it, and he showed us the signs.

Kek is Kek's only master. There never was any control over Meme Magic, only happiness in its targets.

THERE IS NO LID

PRAISE KEK

>Implying the world wasn't always in chaos.
We just know about it instantly because of the internet.

chaos shall prevail brother. Kek commands it

the ride never ends
NEVER

Kek's will must be spread! Chaos must be spread! we need more happenings, we must increase our meme magic

The Turks have been shitposting Sup Forums for far too long. This is Kek's might.

Praise be unto Kek!

>Internet has only been out since January 2016

>We were foolish to think we could control meme magic.

Why contain it? Let the happenings spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg Kek to save them.

It is only the prelude son

is that RAPEHORSE

Meme Magic is a sword with no handle. We were foolish to think we could dictate Kek's will

In term how important things are right now:

>Turkich Coup d'Etat

POWER GAP

>French truck

POWER GAP

>my dog taking shit tomorrow

POWER GAP

>niggers being niggers

Where are the Greek Yogurts at?! Now is the time, they should invade Turkey and wipe them out once and for all.

Yes. The new episode came out this morning. Get ready for CLANG.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Gut's love is like a truck

oh shit man

KEK WILL RISE AGAIN

are you guys doubting the will of kek? how disgusting.

Oh shit, is that Crossed?

That's a truly, truly fucked-up graphic novel. We're both degenerates and should be ashamed.

MEMEMANCERS CALL TO ARMS!

CHANNEL YOUR MANA INTO MEMES!

EXETUS MEMUM FROGUS!

The Soros rises

MEME CHANNELING ON OPTIMAL LEVELS!

STEADY FLOW OF MEMES RECEIVED FROM THE MEMESPHERE!

>Sup Forums

>>>>>gatsu

kek is chaos, not control

could someone please translate the latin?

control? what control user, this was the plan from the very start to unleash the true power of a chaotic god upon an undeserving world, to tear everything to shreds so that maybe, just maybe we could start anew and build a new rome upon the ashes of the cowards. join us user

I've been studying the concept of meme magic for the last few months and I've determined that it works basically the same way Chaos energy works in the Warhammer universe. Basically, I theorize that there is another dimension adjacent but separate to reality that is full of meme energy. This dimension is made up of the "energy" of human memes and thoughts. If enough people meme and believe hard enough that meme becomes a reality in this parallel dimension. Mostly this meme dimension keeps to itself, but when there is enough meme energy concentrated in one meme it can break through into reality. So because enough people have been thinking and memeing about happenings, more happenings are occurring. It is even possible for meme energy to coalesce and form a sentient being, and just like we can manipulate the physical world, these meme entities can manipulate the meme energy making up their universe. This is how the Meme God, Kek came to be, and since we meme that he causes happenings and he is made in a universe controlled by human memes, he causes more happenings. When a group like Sup Forums memes about something hard enough, for example to get Trump the nomination, we are manipulating this meme energy to cause changes in reality - this is "meme magic". The problem is that this is totally decentralized and therefore, since people can't agree 100% on anything, inherently unstable and uncontrollable by humans. However, sufficiently powerful meme entities can control this dimension to a high degree, thus our only hope to control this is to gain Kek's favor so he grants us the reality we meme about.

>he's in denial
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We are controlling it you idiot.
This is exactly what we wanted.

Praise be upon kek.(PBUK)

This is meme magic in its' purest form.

It's confirmation bias at an extreme level. Basically people collectively willing shit to happen based on patterns of shit happening.

Praise unto Kek and his prophet Donald Trump (Memes be upon him)

>The fuck when no white man started anything of that

PRAISE KEK AND MAY HIS WILL BE DONE

Your mistake was to think you were controlling meme magic, when in fact meme magic was controlling us from the start.

When will we learn?!

“Woe to me!” I cried. “I am ruined! For I am a man of unclean lips, and I live among a people of unclean lips, and my eyes have seen the King, the Lord Almighty.”

I just heard most social media is down for Turkey.

We are meme magic.
This is just the first phase.
White societies will raise from the ashes like a phoenix.
Just let it happen.

I'm cool with this.

>inb4 next major incident is a fire

Fire?
You mean the one that rose above us in Canada and is still going?

has anyone translated this

meme time is upon us bois

It is darkest before dawn, Kek's will is manifesting on this earth. The dawn will be bright and glorious.

You'll never be one of Kek's chosen with that attitude.

That fucking "rape" scene had TOEI ANIMATION FUCK YOU written all over it.

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But we can stop this partially. We just have to shill.

Wouldn't that make us Orks?

yeah that's cool but czech these digits

You can't stop Kek's will, filthy user!

Stop trying to make kek into some fucking demon.

yes

You forgot about the fact that Saudi Arabia officially confirmed to the public for having done 9/11

We have released Meme Magic unto the world.

God save us all.

>implying this is the work of a demon

Why contain it?

there is no escape

accept your fate and be a part of his spear on earth

Is it? Cause I had the idea that the Jews have been pushing this even though it seemed fun at first.

PRAISE KEK! LET IT ALL BURN!

THE HAPPENINGS WILL NOT STOP


>P R A I S E K E K
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>gatsu
Triggered

SHAZAM

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praise kek

I don't see why. Most chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy/40k are humans. Can you explain what about this would make us Orks?

Praise the will of Kek, for he is all powerful!

So ends the tale of dr. Frankenmeme.

Soon we will all be speaking frog. Naruto predicted this with Sage mode.
>inb4 naruto fag
Nah I just played a few of the UNS games.

Soon.

He's been released into the world, our only hope now is that he spares us. The happenings will keep flowing now.

Praise him or feel his wrath.

Ork magic, at least in 40k, also use meme magic. Instead of Chaos gods, however, it's just that they're all part of a super-conciousness they're too stupid to realize. If enough Orks believe something, it'll become reality, even if it defies the laws of the universe. For example, the 40k Orks believe that painting their vehicles red makes them go fasta', so it does.

Kek is a Chaos god and is closer to Warhammer Chaos gods though.

It was never meant to be controlled, chaos is the goal.

ANZU IS DED
>ANZU IS DED
ANZU IS DED
>ANZU IS DED
ANZU IS DED
>ANZU IS DED

SUMMON HIM.

DO IT NOW.

ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.

BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH

BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.

SUMMON HIM

DO IT NOW.

BRING HIM FORTH

SUMMON HIM

GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.

>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.

>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.

>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.

>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

and now, for the final frontier

All is going according to plan.

Yes, this is correct, but it's not just limited to Orks. All sentient beings in the Warhammer Fantasy/40k work like this. You just don't see it in humans much because most of them don't even know Chaos exists (Though "most" in the Imperium mean that there are still trillions that do know about Chaos) and the emperor pretty much forbade humans from believing in anything that wasn't reality. Also they've only been worshiping him as a God for probably

Also brexit and the meltdown of the British government.
All these happenings. It's causing me lack of sleep from happening overdose.

I'm half French and that truck mowing people down took me to tears. I know Nice well and grew up in Marseille which is near.

God damn it you fiendish sexy antichrist, you deserve to burn on the stake.

fuck off god hand

Oh hell no the next happening is gonna be California getting eaten by the fault.