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sophie

1st for Sup Forums

Keep posting about toil it makes me feel better about being a NEET

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epic! simply epic.
nonce

>4chanx

TOIL ON THE MORROW!

TOIL ON THE MORROW!

TOIL ON THE MORROW!

imagine not having a bank holiday tomorrow

elliot rodger was a hero

*blocks your path*

i was never taught what laws there are

I WAS NEVER TAUGHT WHAT LAWS THERE ARE

have some real quality tinder matches but i'm a NEET loser autist so wouldn't stand a chance with them desu

babestation

don't care mate, my ancestors were well fed
i'll have other days off

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best choon from the 00s
anyone that didnt play this on their phone at school is an absolute mong

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What fucking timeline are we in

wish I had a slaggy sister

just got back from Blade Runner
not the kino I had hoped

*blocks your hymen*

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seething

will be skipping my 8am lecture tomorrow
no reason just dont wanna go simple as

Watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
What's your favourite Stand, lads?
Killer Queen is pretty great

bank holiday?
what's that?
I don't work

business idea: northern mitochondria

kino and peng are both stupid non-words

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

Vaping honeysuckle e juice to Hungarian dance no.5 by Johannes Brahms, might follow up with a bit of Mozarts Moonlight Sonata

would absolutely wallop this cunt spark out have her convulsing on the floor like a worm x

Have absolutely no idea who either of those runts are

absolute disaster lads

i tried shaving the thinning patches on the sides of my hairline to try to make it look less like i was balding but it ended up making it look worse. i decided to try and fix it i would shave my hairline between the receded parts to bring it to the same level. now i did that and my hairline looks like an absolute disaster site. my forehead looks really big and weird and not even remotely natural. how the hell am i going to explain this to my barber

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Normies found the internet and now they are making it real life

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is she meant to look scary? looks like a twat and if shes looking a slap shes going the right way about it

me = mitochondria
/brit/ = a cell

its when you get to be a neet for the day but still get a $200 for it

have your mum explain it when she books them over the phone

] ╲⎝\-Abacus-⧸⎠╱

my first orgasm was to one of those late night girls gone wild infomercials

doing a post lads

retard

my willy on top

>an then I woke up :(

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lol shane having a go at the police at the start of this
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>shaving your temporal points

fuckwit

The son of Netanyahu has been posting daily stormer approved memes on FB

what the FUCK is this

did you see him spark those two lads out?

Booked monday off

is that sam hyde?

>70 degrees on thursday
looks like one more day to see girls in flip flops till late march
need that final test boost to get me through the winter

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mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

hope to see lots of girls in tights now the weather is colder

might unironically start vaping as an alternative to smoking

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guy gave me a free pack of marlboro reds in the club last night

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>he didn’t go to the beach yesterday and see some naked sunbathing breasts

just worked this out

VapeNation

what's a good beginner vape to get?

might start telling people Im gay ironrically

hey you x

Smith & Wesson

going to cut down from 8 hours of sleep to 6

running begins at 5 am

gave some faggot in the gay bar a pack of marlboro reds to suck me off last night

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choon

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Feel like there's something going on with the jews lads. A lot of 20th century history seems to revolve around them. Not sure though, I'm going to do some research and will report back with my findings.

>le rorke mustache man

might start not smoking as an alternative to smoking

might wanna ease into it by sucking a few cocks on backpages first, to get acclimated to the lifestyle

the pink one in my pants aha

wish i was irish right now

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christ this show was sexy

>London
>1200£/month

>Netflix

ah yes, the far-left feminist indoctrination centre aka 'university'

despise runts that watch "netflix"

how stupid are you

ROARING

vaping is cringeworthy if it's 1)teenagers or 2)fedoralords doing it but if you're a smoker who starts vaping instead of smoking then it's acceptable

i swear if i have to watch that guinness ad on youtube one more time about the nigger riding round compton on a horse

who does that appeal to? fucking knackers?

mummy watts
shame they cancelled it

That ending fucking sucked

the OA is unironically kino

something so awfully ridiculous like that scene ends up being so bad that it becomes good

The so called "fixer upper"

Oh dear

want to go to sleep so i'm not knackered for toil on the morrow but if i go to sleep then literally the next thing i have to look forward to is toil.

it's a masterpiece
first hour is a bit boring though

ok so what am i looking at here?

what if youre a teenager whos been smoking since 13?

WBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBBL WALALALALALALLALALLA WONK WONK HABABABA WEEEEEEEEE WOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

POOPEEPOOPEEPOO!!! WEE WEE WILLY WOO POOOOOO!

WORKIES!!! TOILY WORKIES TOMORROW MORNING!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE

>jasmin with a z

gross

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our lad

watching stranger things in 4K resolution right now. It should be a fiver a month, I reckon it's worth that. the other illegal streaming sites and apps are seldom available in 4K. I don't care for torrenting. You can watch it on up to 7 screens on the same account at any one time too. Which I think is nice.

pint of plain is ur only man