arse road edition
/brit/
sophie
1st for Sup Forums
Keep posting about toil it makes me feel better about being a NEET
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epic! simply epic.
nonce
>4chanx
TOIL ON THE MORROW!
TOIL ON THE MORROW!
TOIL ON THE MORROW!
imagine not having a bank holiday tomorrow
elliot rodger was a hero
*blocks your path*
i was never taught what laws there are
I WAS NEVER TAUGHT WHAT LAWS THERE ARE
have some real quality tinder matches but i'm a NEET loser autist so wouldn't stand a chance with them desu
babestation
don't care mate, my ancestors were well fed
i'll have other days off
youtube.com
best choon from the 00s
anyone that didnt play this on their phone at school is an absolute mong
What fucking timeline are we in
wish I had a slaggy sister
just got back from Blade Runner
not the kino I had hoped
*blocks your hymen*
seething
will be skipping my 8am lecture tomorrow
no reason just dont wanna go simple as
Watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
What's your favourite Stand, lads?
Killer Queen is pretty great
bank holiday?
what's that?
I don't work
business idea: northern mitochondria
kino and peng are both stupid non-words
>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!
Vaping honeysuckle e juice to Hungarian dance no.5 by Johannes Brahms, might follow up with a bit of Mozarts Moonlight Sonata
would absolutely wallop this cunt spark out have her convulsing on the floor like a worm x
Have absolutely no idea who either of those runts are
absolute disaster lads
i tried shaving the thinning patches on the sides of my hairline to try to make it look less like i was balding but it ended up making it look worse. i decided to try and fix it i would shave my hairline between the receded parts to bring it to the same level. now i did that and my hairline looks like an absolute disaster site. my forehead looks really big and weird and not even remotely natural. how the hell am i going to explain this to my barber
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Normies found the internet and now they are making it real life
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is she meant to look scary? looks like a twat and if shes looking a slap shes going the right way about it
me = mitochondria
/brit/ = a cell
its when you get to be a neet for the day but still get a $200 for it
have your mum explain it when she books them over the phone
] ╲⎝\-Abacus-⧸⎠╱
my first orgasm was to one of those late night girls gone wild infomercials
doing a post lads
retard
my willy on top
>an then I woke up :(
lol shane having a go at the police at the start of this
youtube.com
>shaving your temporal points
fuckwit
The son of Netanyahu has been posting daily stormer approved memes on FB
what the FUCK is this
did you see him spark those two lads out?
Booked monday off
is that sam hyde?
>70 degrees on thursday
looks like one more day to see girls in flip flops till late march
need that final test boost to get me through the winter
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mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
hope to see lots of girls in tights now the weather is colder
might unironically start vaping as an alternative to smoking
y
guy gave me a free pack of marlboro reds in the club last night
sound
>he didn’t go to the beach yesterday and see some naked sunbathing breasts
just worked this out
VapeNation
what's a good beginner vape to get?
might start telling people Im gay ironrically
hey you x
Smith & Wesson
going to cut down from 8 hours of sleep to 6
running begins at 5 am
gave some faggot in the gay bar a pack of marlboro reds to suck me off last night
sound
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Feel like there's something going on with the jews lads. A lot of 20th century history seems to revolve around them. Not sure though, I'm going to do some research and will report back with my findings.
>le rorke mustache man
might start not smoking as an alternative to smoking
might wanna ease into it by sucking a few cocks on backpages first, to get acclimated to the lifestyle
the pink one in my pants aha
wish i was irish right now
sound
christ this show was sexy
>London
>1200£/month
>Netflix
ah yes, the far-left feminist indoctrination centre aka 'university'
despise runts that watch "netflix"
how stupid are you
ROARING
vaping is cringeworthy if it's 1)teenagers or 2)fedoralords doing it but if you're a smoker who starts vaping instead of smoking then it's acceptable
i swear if i have to watch that guinness ad on youtube one more time about the nigger riding round compton on a horse
who does that appeal to? fucking knackers?
mummy watts
shame they cancelled it
That ending fucking sucked
the OA is unironically kino
something so awfully ridiculous like that scene ends up being so bad that it becomes good
The so called "fixer upper"
Oh dear
want to go to sleep so i'm not knackered for toil on the morrow but if i go to sleep then literally the next thing i have to look forward to is toil.
it's a masterpiece
first hour is a bit boring though
ok so what am i looking at here?
what if youre a teenager whos been smoking since 13?
WBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBBL WALALALALALALLALALLA WONK WONK HABABABA WEEEEEEEEE WOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
POOPEEPOOPEEPOO!!! WEE WEE WILLY WOO POOOOOO!
WORKIES!!! TOILY WORKIES TOMORROW MORNING!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE
>jasmin with a z
gross
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our lad
watching stranger things in 4K resolution right now. It should be a fiver a month, I reckon it's worth that. the other illegal streaming sites and apps are seldom available in 4K. I don't care for torrenting. You can watch it on up to 7 screens on the same account at any one time too. Which I think is nice.
pint of plain is ur only man