It's 4am I haven't slept at all in anticipation of kicking my roommates ass with a wire wrapped bat, and I've beat my meat like I'm Rocky Balboa training for the big match, 3 times in the past 6 hours. This last time was with my gf's facial moisturizer. Ask me about my incestual golden shower with my sister when I was 4.
It's 4am I haven't slept at all in anticipation of kicking my roommates ass with a wire wrapped bat...
Luis King
Nicholas Butler
TOOTS AND POOP
FARTS AND PEE
Alexander King
Alright everyone else except this guy
Ryan Harris
Post video of said ass kicking.
Ethan Robinson
I don't care about the golden shower, I wanna see carnage.
Adam Jackson
Fuck your incest story, tell me about your roommate.
Christian Green
What did he do and what’s that a pic of did you summon a demon?
Leo Brooks
Drop the fucking greentext about what your roommate did to incite your sperg rage.
James Johnson
I think it's OP's dick.
Luke Cruz
Were you sucking his dick when you realized he might be a faggot?
Nathaniel Morales
Hate when that shit happens!
Kevin Sullivan
My roommate moved to our state from CT cuz he was running away from a warrant. We live in SC and they didn't my extradite to other states so that's why he chose here. Shortly after he moved here while living out of a ghetto hotel he met this black chick with a baby who's dad had left. She's 19 and he's 28. Soon after meeting her he moves in with us and at first we think he's okay.
Cameron Martin
>wire wrapped bat
>considering aesthetics over effectiveness
Faggot alert
Carter Edwards
Made a shitton of napalm from some tool packaging styrofoam and lit it on the road
Eli Green
Blow the whole load in one go, quit feeding us scraps. Your story probably isn't interesting enough to drag out.
Jaxon Lopez
>wire wrapped bat
It’s a flying rodent wrapped in razor wire. It’s gonna launch at his face and blind him.
Lucas Fisher
Not if you're considering I hooked the wire up to a moped battery
Luis Anderson
>met this black chick with a baby who's dad had left
>we think he's okay
You guys sound kind of stupid tbh
Isaac Howard
So he lied to you, what was his felony for?
Daniel Hill
I agree. But do go on op
Charles Cruz
Not to long after they start having weekly arguments about he's not being faithful and vice versa. She ends up calling the cops to come out several different times because he's "suicidal". It's a big hassle for us Everytime 3 cruisers and a EMS come and party in our front lawn for an hour so we told him he's got two weeks to get out. Once he heard this he started going crazy saying he was going to come burn the house up and shit and break some electronics. We're just tired of his shit
Charles Gomez
I'm being nosey, what's the warrant for?
Samuel Collins
I never thought he was on Mensa or anything but he's fine to hang out with a drink a beer or two. Just is an asshole all the other times
Robert Hall
This reminds me of that Pahzuzu guy from one of the Carolinas. Just watched a documentary on him actually.
Joshua Bailey
You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
Xavier Hill
OP right now
Caleb Morgan
He never told me but I'm assuming either drug related, parole, or he fucked up a robbery or some shit. Like I said in my reply to that other guy he's not the brightest bulb in the box
Matthew Russell
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Jordan Robinson
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Blake Cox
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Jonathan Allen
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