Amber Heard Thread

What's next for her career?

becoming my wife

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DC, lots of coke and lesbianism.

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Suck the life out of Elon Musk.

Do you think he can't see what's coming? Or does he just not care?

I wonder if she's a lesbian but just goes straight for the money or if she's straight and just licks cunt for the publicity

Can't decide which is hotter tbqh.

Can't wait for her looks to hit the wall

Would fuck here even though I know she'd suck all my life force and energy away to sustain herself.

Sounds like a plan!

justice league

He's uncuckable and unjustable

Never heard of her.
Pun intended.

I wouldn't care if the girl who was that hot.

Hopefully suicide.

He enjoys the ride

Holy fuck she's outrageously good looking

all women in hollywood are bisexual user.

/ourgonegirl/

That and being the Queen of Mars in a not so distant future.

She's so pretty

yep, ure damn right

She's one of the very few Hollywood 10s.

Kate Beckinsale possibly joins her in that category.

How does it feel having a girl sleep next to you?

>Thanks for holding the door for me, user

Wat do?

It's nice in the winter, not so nice in the hot months. Waking up horny as fuck and start fingering your sleeping gf for a mornig fuck it's priceless tho.

Literally who?

Typically I found myself wishing I was alone.

Poorfag

Metroid

>Poorfag
kek, are you refering to AC? I have, any poorfag can buy one of these, but that shit causes congestion and sore throat.

melting

Its fucking annoying. Once you fucked it's just useless space in the bed keeping you from getting comfy.

Spooning can be comfy at times, until your arm goes to sleep or uou get stuck in an awkward position.

>uncuckable and unjustable
>has already married, divorced, re married and re divorced the same woman

fucking lmao

>not big Lizzie for the role.
Samus it's a tall girl user.

the dude is literally on the verge of monopolizing commercialized space flight

i think he can detect a fucking skank when one comes near. if anything he's probably got an army of robots in his lab who can sense it for him

>is cold in winter
>is hot in summer
>thinks he isn't poor
Buy a fan or better yet a house without shittier insulation

would you care if you had millions of dollars? he can pay her to go away.

Damn, you're a fuckin autist.

Its annoying as fuck desu. But groping her when you wake up in the middle of the night is great

Science says couples stay together longer if they sleep separately

Sex is also way overhyped by depressed normies

No you live in shit domicile. You proudly declared so.
You can't try and flip this poorfag

Probably the first desu. I don't think she really cares that much about publicity, just money.

Elon Musk is already a lifeless shill.

I woke up last year the day after st patrick's literally squashed into the wall with her trying to get closer to me...
It's kinda shit desu

i'm sure SpaceX/Tesla has some ex seals whose sole job it is to keep them apart

>get in user, we're going to be late!

that's only about couples who are both white

if it's a white woman/black man couple, the couple can sleep together all they want. It's never going to change the fact they love each other.

tfw we will have no flying cars and trans-humanism, because she will suck him dry feelsforeverbadman

are you people being ironic? Musk is a fraud... I can't believe anyone on Sup Forums can't see that. fucking plebs.

She's not coming for a million dollars. She's coming for everything.

5 kids, he married some chick who took care of his kids a bit, divorced her

she's the cuck in that exchange

Becoming the queen of Mars and ruling with an iron fist (that's also lodged inside Elon Musk's rectum)

Didn't she push really hard to land a place in a franchise? There were rumours that she was doing everything - including fucking every exec - to get a "cinematic universe" role. I think status matters to her.

She took the role of being the mother of his children, and paying for a divorce is nothing to him

You think it's weird he'd try to get his family back together?

Yeah but she's not getting anything. There's no way musk would be dumb enough not to protect himself against women trying to get at his money.

>what is she gonna do, JUST me?
- man shortly before being justed

Amber Heard, uh, finds a way.

shh, go back to your hot pockets they're starting to get cold

Kek. I'm looking forward to when she cucks him out of his money and becomes the SpaceX Queen.

>tfw no 10/10 texan goddess GF
how do I get one lads ;_;

controling my entire life with her pusy!

Most texans are ugly

but the ones that aren't...
really hot desu

No different from anywhere else really.

but them being texan tho..
really hot desu

Why

>on the verge of monopolizing commercialized space flight
There are still plenty of competitors on the scene m8.

Idk, I just want a hot texan girl tho...
really hot desu

fuck bros she's so pretty wtf

Do you think Johnny really beat her up?

Name one.

well she doesn't have a career

Virgin Galactic
Hell, even Amazon is getting in on it.

You mean the couples with a 400% higher divorce rate than white couples?

How do you guys fall in love with nobodies?

Sup Forums is the only place I've heard the name amber heard