>people ask me if i'm mexican
>i tell them i'm salvadoran
>i watch the fear in their faces
People ask me if i'm mexican
Jackson Butler
Isaiah Hall
GO BACK
Adam Kelly
>be me
>hang out with salvadoreana
>one guy says he wants to put music on
>damn I wonder what salvadoreñas listen to
>guy puts on Mexican music and proceeds to talk like a Mexican with a shitty zerote accent
Wow so like are you guys Mexico lite but with more violence or something?
Brody James
>people ask me if im argentinian
>tell them i am white
>i watch the confusion in their faces
i want to believe
Aaron Phillips
i knew a salvadorian. he just got high and drunk all the time and was actually very tame and cool
Jayden Davis
id start joking about 10-1
Elijah Fisher
As if anyone would know what a fucking salvadoran was
Jason Wright
asco
Aiden Moore
>people ask me if i'm mexican
>i tell them i'm Chilango
>i watch the fear in their faces
Nathaniel Bailey
>shitty zerote accent
kek
Jayden Flores
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I am an Aryan-Mexican
>they bow down to me
Christopher James
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I that's why I am BLACK
>they bow down to me
Jose Green
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I that's why I am Aztec
>I sacrifice them
Jackson Reed
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Xavier Hill
>people ask me if I'm a monkey
>i say that technically I'm an ape
>i watch the darwinism rejection in their faces
Grayson Allen
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them that's why I'll flay them
>XIPE TOTEC'd
Liam Nguyen
Porque los salvadoreños son muy buenos para nadar? Porque los cerotes flotan.
Mason Martin
Too bad this joke is untranslatable.
Dominic Ross
theres literally no difference though that also goes for Guatemala
Aiden Thomas
w-what is h-happening here? dont b-bully please
Mason Green
whoa look at this hardened Salvadorian gangster posting on Sup Forums?!
Nolan Cox
did i do something wrong? sorry
Tyler Anderson
Fear not my friend, you are safe. Other than the actual dangers of your life.
I'll make these chads back off.
Dominic Morales
jk anonichi
thanks i guess user
Nathan Bennett
my gf is Salvadorian, her whole family is weird and crazy as fuck. I don't mean gangsters, but more just generally unhinged
Alexander Parker
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them that's why I am WHITE
>they bow down to me
>black qts offer to pleasure me orally but turn them down
>impregnate 10 different white women with my aryan seed by winking at them as an alternative
Josiah Butler
in what way is it funny?
Eli Bailey
>El Salvador is not a white countr-
Josiah Reed
-y
Jacob Bailey
>¿Por qué siempre hacen buceo los guanacos? Porque metieron sus monedas en el ¡¡¡jajajaja!!!