>people ask me if i'm mexican
>i tell them i'm salvadoran
>i watch the fear in their faces
People ask me if i'm mexican
GO BACK
>be me
>hang out with salvadoreana
>one guy says he wants to put music on
>damn I wonder what salvadoreñas listen to
>guy puts on Mexican music and proceeds to talk like a Mexican with a shitty zerote accent
Wow so like are you guys Mexico lite but with more violence or something?
>people ask me if im argentinian
>tell them i am white
>i watch the confusion in their faces
i want to believe
i knew a salvadorian. he just got high and drunk all the time and was actually very tame and cool
id start joking about 10-1
As if anyone would know what a fucking salvadoran was
asco
>people ask me if i'm mexican
>i tell them i'm Chilango
>i watch the fear in their faces
>shitty zerote accent
kek
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I am an Aryan-Mexican
>they bow down to me
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I that's why I am BLACK
>they bow down to me
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them I that's why I am Aztec
>I sacrifice them
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>people ask me if I'm a monkey
>i say that technically I'm an ape
>i watch the darwinism rejection in their faces
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them that's why I'll flay them
>XIPE TOTEC'd
Porque los salvadoreños son muy buenos para nadar? Porque los cerotes flotan.
Too bad this joke is untranslatable.
theres literally no difference though that also goes for Guatemala
w-what is h-happening here? dont b-bully please
whoa look at this hardened Salvadorian gangster posting on Sup Forums?!
did i do something wrong? sorry
Fear not my friend, you are safe. Other than the actual dangers of your life.
I'll make these chads back off.
jk anonichi
thanks i guess user
my gf is Salvadorian, her whole family is weird and crazy as fuck. I don't mean gangsters, but more just generally unhinged
>people ask me if I'm Mexican
>tell them that's why I am WHITE
>they bow down to me
>black qts offer to pleasure me orally but turn them down
>impregnate 10 different white women with my aryan seed by winking at them as an alternative
in what way is it funny?
>El Salvador is not a white countr-
-y
>¿Por qué siempre hacen buceo los guanacos? Porque metieron sus monedas en el ¡¡¡jajajaja!!!