Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich

Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich.

Imagine being this proud of a sloppy engine oil egg sandwich that you just need to post it on social media.

>growing eggs in your yeard
Do americans really do this

>fried eggs from my yard

Why dies he have fried eggs in his yard?

>jalanenos

imagine his farts

Those grey eggs on the top piece of toast are making me want to gag

He has an eggplant

fried egg tree

same reason im tracking that dog down and killing it.

hes on HGH he needs them protons

Imagine being his wife and having to sleep next to this hulking bald farting manlet every night. He probably snores too.

>sour kraut

This. That's like 400 calories just from egg.

Looks cash to me!

I don't know why but the phrase "Ezekiel bread" bothers me.

god id eat that fucking shit up so fast

you must be a faggot not to be wanting to eat it all

gouda (smoked one) is so dense in flavor and it has to be good with those jalapenos

and fucking eggs are always good, and these seem perfectly done


so fuck you assniggers

What a fucking colossal waste of wonderful repeating digits. And what a waste my life is that I somehow care about this.

Me too. Is that the brand or what?

No we have egg plantations.

jesus those look horribly made.

his wifes daughters love him

he keeps his family in a shed away from the world in a undisclosed location

No its just a type of bread made with sprouted grain

joe rogan has his own chickens that make free eggs for him. sounds like you are jealous

Underrated post

>(((Ezekiel))) bread

OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN

they look fine

Yeah it's sprouted whole grain hipster bread with the texture of a dried out sponge. Tastes like ass.

kek

Yes

why not make an omelette with mushrooms and cheese

with 3 eggs bot 10

I can get 12 eggs for a dollar and I dont; smell chicken shit and blood
so jelly bro

Mushrooms are gross. Smell like cum and have the texture of a dead slug. I'd rather eat Joes yard egg sandwich.

nice poached eggs

>Smell like cum and have the texture of a dead slug
That's canned mushrooms. Have you ever tried some that weren't on a cheap pizza?

Shit babby opinions general thread?

damn, now i gotta poach me some eggs and have them on toast, loads of pepper, worcestershire and tomato sauce

No. Not a fan of eating fungus. You could say I've evolved past that.

PUT IT IN THE BIN

you mean like a raw, dry mushroom that tastes like dried cum and has the texture of a near fossilized slug?

I dont like when they get that gross dark color like directly in the center of the photo. and it just looks like he hacked up those last four eggs. The ones on the toast look fine but the others look pretty gross

maybe he just found them? Like a neighbor threw them over the fence or something.

Oh baby i hear your podcast calling
Big enchilada and mother of fried eggs

Oh mercy (quick rundown)

And maybe I seem a bit confused
So Jamie, pull up them clips!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those gestalts and fried yard eggs.
They're callin' in again.

Buzz Aldrin all over my face. What is a boy to do.

Goodnight, Sup Forums

I knew it. Most people that don't like them just get a bad impression from pizza.

No, I mean like fried in butter with onions and garlic or stuffed with a bacon and cheese stuffing. Learn to cook.

You aren't supposed to eat them raw ya dingus.

t. cuck who buys eggs instead of raising chickens like a man

guys i-i think hes being serious

...

...

KEK

Why is runny yolk so god tier bros

Why are eggs in America white?

>tfw hate eggs in general but everyone around me loves them

The first step in the race war.

it actually looks quite tasty if you do this

...

Joe Rogan threads do my head in

>Eggs

The most pleb food

lmao@ the egg hating low test cucks itt.
boohoo go eat some salad you salty bitchs

muhammad isn't fucking our chickens

Eating prebabies is alpha. Veal might as well be for vegans.

Isn't the expression sour kraut redundant?