Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next

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Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

Sit on the bearded guys lap and call him daddy.

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

goddammit

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Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

You're a man, he's a man. we know what you want.

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Justin Williams
Justin Williams

fuck. i chose get ridiculously drunk and go home alone.

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Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

Whisper in his ear

I'll let you in my ass if you beat the pink girl to death

William Cooper
William Cooper

Rolling

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

Re rolling

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

Go outside

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

This lole

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

This

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

Stand up very quickly and scream
"This man has raped me, I didn't ask to sit on his lap and it happened anyway!"

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

Reroll

Parker King
Parker King

Roll

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Reroll

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

Go to the bathroom

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

Fart in his lap

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

No, my name is Johnny because I'm the 3rd John, so it's my nickname.
I always wear sunglasses because I'm retarded.
Dubs and I RIP off the bearded guys dick with my buttcheeks

Juan Young
Juan Young

KIll all niggers.

Julian Price
Julian Price

SO WHO IS GOING TO BUY ME A DRINK!
*WHILE STARING AT BLONDE*

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Order a round of shots for the bar

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Burn down the bar.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

Get

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

we burn down the bar and lock the doors

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Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Go into Hooters.

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

roll

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Order a mcrib

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Talk to the guy next to the 7-11

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

Nicee one Elon...Nice one!

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Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

Check the McDonald’s for minorities
If you find some, then have an orgy in the play place.

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

You walk into mcdonalds and asks for the mcribs and he laughs and said they haven't sold that in years.

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Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

Grab the blue kid's dick/vagina and ask if it feels good.

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

Erupt into a rage and take his ribs instead

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

Steal the Jew hat, poop in it and slam it back on his head.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

realistically shit my pants and proceed to check with thicc ropes all over the bartop

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

Ask if you can sit on the jew working the register's face.

John Brooks
John Brooks

summon my stand and punch him square in the gut 32 times in 3 seconds

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

This

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

Whip out johnnies Johnson and fap like mad

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

reroll

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

reroll

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

Roll

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

Stroke it in the McDonalds and cum all over the blue kid.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

REEEROLLL

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

Pull out an Uzi, demand they sell you the McRib. Like in Falling Down.

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

1 off dubs 3 different times reroll

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Johnny turns into a big titted bimbo

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Pull my pants down and jump on the blue kid's head, as if you're trying to swallow him into your anus.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Push the blue kids head into the deep fat fryer

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

Oh shti

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Take a mcrib BY FORCE

Josiah White
Josiah White

Summon Hitler to help you get your McRib

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Johnny becomes trap
His dad is too scared to stop you

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Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

2 fucking gets

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

This is some weird ass porn. Btw the kid turns into a big titted bimbo aswell.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

Use titties to get McRib

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

kill the Jew and make yourself a McRib

Kayden White
Kayden White

Mass shooting

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

The faggot in the green hat makes a joke to me about the lights being to bright in here or something. The the pink lady with the blonde hair laughs unfortunately resulting in her relaxing around a black.
..........

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

The dad reveals he's Bernie Sanders

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

Reroll

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

a human sized vagina appears and shouts something out loud

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

Nuclear apocalypse

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

Saw off your new tits and put them in the deep fat fryer

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

Swallow the kid into your anus, go to Hooters and fire him cannon style out at somebody.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

The cashier commits suicide

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Roll

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

There is a new virus in town which turns all the people into hot big titted girls

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Demand a McRib again but this time bribe the Jew with a nickel

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Burn down the McDonald's

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Scream

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Jesus Christ.

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

Chew on the jews nose

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Summon the 4th Reich

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

You shoot him at the first person you see

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Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

Order McRib at Hooters

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

Put the kid back into your anus, immediately run outside, then shoot him out with such force it propels you far in the air, and through the window of an airplane full of slutty bimbos.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Saw your own legs off

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

REEEROLLL

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

Psyop maga hat guy into thinking this happened to him because of the Jews in an attempt to get revenge for being disrespected at McDonald's

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

Apply for a job at Hooters

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

Reroll

David Bell
David Bell

Burn Hooters down and start own restaurant just for Tiddies and McRibs

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

The waitress tries to stop you

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Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Canada

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

sit at the table and order mcrib

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Saw off her head and fuck it with your sawed off leg.

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

Reroll

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

Jesus reroll for this kek

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

Fuck the waitress

William Bailey
William Bailey

Roll

Luke Long
Luke Long

Give her a job application to work at Hooters.

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

Once your own legs are removed take her legs and sew them onto your body then fondled her breasts as she bleeds out.

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

Become a terrorist duo with the waitress

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

Give her a job application to work there

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Apply for a job at Hooters

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Work at Hooters without application

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

You forgot one user

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Steal her Hooters uniform and work as a waitress there

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Tiddie fight

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

reroll

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

Thank the waitress and start a normal family with her that has 6 kids, all of the kids are retarded.

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

Steal her uniform and take her job

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

invade greece with tanks and shitsand drink a beer not lager

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

Wear her uniform, do her job

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

The waitress suddenly bursts into flames

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

Steal her uniform off of her, serve the customers free food

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Become a nudist waitress

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

Steal uniform from waitress. Do Waitressing.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

Force her to give you a McRib

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

The the waitress's uniform. Waitress the rest of the customers there.

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

Start a war between McDonald's and Hooters

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

*Take the

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

speak englrish retard

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

Love these threads lol

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

Morph into Michael Jackson

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

Stop her, order a mcrib

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Its the dad from earlier, he wants to know where his son is

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Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Serve him a free meal. It's his cooked kid.

Michael Young
Michael Young

Kill the dad, and ara the son

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

based

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

You serve him the meal and he doesn't suspect a thing

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Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

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Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

Explain in great detail what has happened to his child since he last saw him

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

You got the dubs this time so I guess we are either now stuck in a time loop or we end up serving him another free meal. Maybe some other kid, or some other customer. Or the old waitress.

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

The waitress you replaced comes back and tells the dad what you did

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

take his hat

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

Kill the dad

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Make the dad get tiddies

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Go to the 7 Eleven.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

Show him your gaping anus which has his sons toy bear hanging out of it

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

reroll for this

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Go to the 7 Eleven from earlier pic

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

Roll

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Travel to 7 Eleven.

Hunter Hill
Hunter Hill

Joker walks in

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

Go to the 7 Eleven and eat/drink the first thing we see in there without paying for it.

John Myers
John Myers

Go to 7/11, put slurpie on tiddies

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

Burn Hooters down

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

Walk to the 7 Eleven and eat/drink the first thing we see in there without paying for it.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

Unprompted and without warning
Take a shit

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

Drink own tiddie milk

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

Spread your pussy to him because nothing makes you wetter than the tough of the son being inside his dad one way or the other

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

Go to 7 eleven
Eat/drink first thing there
Then shit on the floor.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Sell the shit to David Hasslehoff's milkman

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

We drink the first container which happens to be Jack Daniels

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Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Jump on that D and make more kids with him

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Give him a tit fuck

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

Knock over the 7-11, spend the money on blow

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

Take a shit on the floor like said

Do it - he got his dubs regardless of what this gets.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

After shitting kick shit into dads face and reveal the ingredients of his last meal

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Rob the store

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

Johnny gets 2Y chromosomes

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

shit in the store and tell the pajeet that you just want him to fell home

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

roll for this

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

this

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Shoot the cashier, get a slurpie and more Jack Daniels, go to a club

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Kek Roll

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

Burn it to the ground

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

The old waitress comes into the store

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

Cure cancer

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

we take a shit. the sand nigger is furious

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Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

Nuclear apocalypse

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

Give sand nigger blow job to calm him down

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

Go full on nude

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Steal a car and start driving towards a school

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Rob store with broken Jack Daniels bottle

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

Johnny summons cthulu and releases madness onto mankind

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

Throw the shit at him

Dylan King
Dylan King

Beat sand nigger with Jack Daniels bottle. Take money from register.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Naenae on cashier

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

Throw shit at Sand Nigger. Rob store.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Lock him in the store, set it on fire

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Leave and go back to McDonald's

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Toss shit at sand nigger. Take money from register.

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

WINNAR

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

Crush the sandies head with your thighs

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

A human sized vagina appears and it tries to take you home

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

The black guy next to says he will tell the cops if you don't pay him

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Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Kick the shit out of him

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Rip the black guy in half and go to McDonald's

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

shove him into McD's and set the rest on fire

Landon Young
Landon Young

Turn the black guy white

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Pull out gun and start shooting

James Bennett
James Bennett

Give him the Jack Daniels I still have from the store.

Leo Hill
Leo Hill

Attack black man with Jack Daniels bottle I still have.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Blame the fire on black guy

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Call the KKK and lynch him

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

Go into McD and throw hot fryer oil in his face

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

Seduce him, offer him sex but at the last moment switch sides and fuck his ass

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Tell the cops the black guy did it. They will believe me I'm a blond white woman. Also say he tried to rape us.

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Throw a piece of fried chicken, to distract him

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Become the black guy

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Ignore him, go to McDonald's, eat the Jack Daniels, and order McRib

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

Rerolling for this. Use Blondness to convince cops. Say he tried to rape us, too.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Pull an uzi on him

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

Rape black man.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

Give him funny money, he'll be fooled

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Blame both fires on black man. Say he tried to rape us.

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Knife him

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Blame black man. Accuse of rape.

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Call the cops yourself and tell them the black guy did it.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

Accuse black man of all fires. Accuse of attempted rape.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Get completely naked and T-Pose on him

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Call cops, say black man did it, say he's trying to rape us and we are white blond woman.

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

Reroll

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

grab the shotgun behind the counter at hooters and start blasting

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

Roll

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Find someone who loves and cares a bout you and love them back?

David Cooper
David Cooper

reroll

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

Get naked and scream RAPE

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

winrar

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

Iconic number

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

I guess we start shooting after we blame the fire on the black guy.

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

This

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

agreed

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

He dindu noffin

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Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

This guy won.

Do his thing

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

Steal a cops gun and rob the McD's, they're busy

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

Convince cops to help you get a McRib

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

Jack the car

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

I guess we're convincing the cops after shooting.

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

HORY SHEET
now it has to happen

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

Overthrow local government

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

Forget the nigger, fly into space using piss and explore the solar system

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

the jew says that he cant make you a mcrib but he can do a quarter pounder with cheese

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Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

That's not good enough. Demand a mcrib

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

the cashier turns into dr ivo robotnik abd says snoopingas as usual I see

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

This guys won I guess we are overthrowing the local government to force the Jew to make us a McRib

If this post gets dubs, Mr Jew goes into the oven to make the McRibs and we serve them to the cops for free.

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

Tell him McRib or you will revive Hitler

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Re roll

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

TRIPSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

Throw a quarter on the floor infront of the jew. And sneak to the back where the mcribs are kept.

William Bell
William Bell

Revive hitler

David Morales
David Morales

trips says hitler revived

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Turn cops into tiddie bimbos

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

Find hidden door, open it, break the pillar, and access the admin menu.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

He jumps over the counter to fight you

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Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Convince the cops to protect you from his jew jitsu

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

Jew Jitsu

Rerolling for this.

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

His jew-do is no match for your gun

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

Revive Hitler officially

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Do the whole "I'm a poor little scared white girl" routine and hide behind the cops. Ask them to save me.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Oh shit.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

Become Female Hitler

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

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Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

This thread is fucking gold

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

The jew begs for forgiveness

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Evan Morris
Evan Morris

MFW

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Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

Put Jew in oven to make McRibs. Serve to cops and Hitler.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

become hitler; no mercy

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

Rerolling

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

Toss Jew in oven to make McRibs. Serve to cops and Hitler.

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

Kill both Hitler and Jew to show dominance

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

be hitler and start glorious fourth reich

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Reroll

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

After Hitler kills Jew, summon Stalin

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

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Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

WINNARS

I guess kill Hitler and Jew, and then we become Hitler

James Nelson
James Nelson

Time paradox

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

Kek

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

Reroll

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

THANKS FOR A GOOD GAME EVERYONE, SEE YOU NEXT TIME

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Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

Reroll for this.

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

Call the thread "JOHNNY PART 2" so I can find it on a search.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

Reroll for pillar and admin menu.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

Should be more like part 7.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

... s.. s...sauce?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

Final Score
---
People Killed: 10+
Buildings Torched: 2
McRibs Eaten: 0
Hitler Revived: Yes

Rank: AA

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

I actually can't remember, somebody was posting in an s/fur and her face just started cracking me up.

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

found it

e621.net/post/show/1954228

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

You forgot:

Black men oppressed: 1
Children cannibalized: 1

That deserves at least a AA+