Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. We're currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next
Your names Johnny because you always wear sunglasses
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Sit on the bearded guys lap and call him daddy.
You're a man, he's a man. we know what you want.
fuck. i chose get ridiculously drunk and go home alone.
Whisper in his ear
I'll let you in my ass if you beat the pink girl to death
Stand up very quickly and scream
"This man has raped me, I didn't ask to sit on his lap and it happened anyway!"
Go to the bathroom
Fart in his lap
No, my name is Johnny because I'm the 3rd John, so it's my nickname.
I always wear sunglasses because I'm retarded.
Dubs and I RIP off the bearded guys dick with my buttcheeks
KIll all niggers.
SO WHO IS GOING TO BUY ME A DRINK!
*WHILE STARING AT BLONDE*
Order a round of shots for the bar
Burn down the bar.
we burn down the bar and lock the doors
Go into Hooters.
Order a mcrib
Talk to the guy next to the 7-11
Nicee one Elon...Nice one!
Check the McDonald’s for minorities
If you find some, then have an orgy in the play place.
You walk into mcdonalds and asks for the mcribs and he laughs and said they haven't sold that in years.
Grab the blue kid's dick/vagina and ask if it feels good.
Erupt into a rage and take his ribs instead
Steal the Jew hat, poop in it and slam it back on his head.
realistically shit my pants and proceed to check with thicc ropes all over the bartop
Ask if you can sit on the jew working the register's face.
summon my stand and punch him square in the gut 32 times in 3 seconds
Whip out johnnies Johnson and fap like mad
Stroke it in the McDonalds and cum all over the blue kid.
Pull out an Uzi, demand they sell you the McRib. Like in Falling Down.
1 off dubs 3 different times reroll
Johnny turns into a big titted bimbo
Pull my pants down and jump on the blue kid's head, as if you're trying to swallow him into your anus.
Push the blue kids head into the deep fat fryer
Take a mcrib BY FORCE
Summon Hitler to help you get your McRib
Johnny becomes trap
His dad is too scared to stop you
2 fucking gets
This is some weird ass porn. Btw the kid turns into a big titted bimbo aswell.
Use titties to get McRib
kill the Jew and make yourself a McRib
The faggot in the green hat makes a joke to me about the lights being to bright in here or something. The the pink lady with the blonde hair laughs unfortunately resulting in her relaxing around a black.
The dad reveals he's Bernie Sanders
a human sized vagina appears and shouts something out loud
Saw off your new tits and put them in the deep fat fryer
Swallow the kid into your anus, go to Hooters and fire him cannon style out at somebody.
The cashier commits suicide
There is a new virus in town which turns all the people into hot big titted girls
Demand a McRib again but this time bribe the Jew with a nickel
Burn down the McDonald's
Chew on the jews nose
Summon the 4th Reich
You shoot him at the first person you see
Order McRib at Hooters
Put the kid back into your anus, immediately run outside, then shoot him out with such force it propels you far in the air, and through the window of an airplane full of slutty bimbos.
Saw your own legs off
Psyop maga hat guy into thinking this happened to him because of the Jews in an attempt to get revenge for being disrespected at McDonald's
Apply for a job at Hooters
Burn Hooters down and start own restaurant just for Tiddies and McRibs
The waitress tries to stop you
sit at the table and order mcrib
Saw off her head and fuck it with your sawed off leg.
Jesus reroll for this kek
Fuck the waitress
Give her a job application to work at Hooters.
Once your own legs are removed take her legs and sew them onto your body then fondled her breasts as she bleeds out.
Become a terrorist duo with the waitress
Give her a job application to work there
Apply for a job at Hooters
Work at Hooters without application
You forgot one user
Steal her Hooters uniform and work as a waitress there
Thank the waitress and start a normal family with her that has 6 kids, all of the kids are retarded.
Steal her uniform and take her job
invade greece with tanks and shitsand drink a beer not lager
Wear her uniform, do her job
The waitress suddenly bursts into flames
Steal her uniform off of her, serve the customers free food
Become a nudist waitress
Steal uniform from waitress. Do Waitressing.
Force her to give you a McRib
The the waitress's uniform. Waitress the rest of the customers there.
Start a war between McDonald's and Hooters
speak englrish retard
Love these threads lol
Morph into Michael Jackson
Stop her, order a mcrib
Its the dad from earlier, he wants to know where his son is
Serve him a free meal. It's his cooked kid.
Kill the dad, and ara the son
You serve him the meal and he doesn't suspect a thing
Explain in great detail what has happened to his child since he last saw him
You got the dubs this time so I guess we are either now stuck in a time loop or we end up serving him another free meal. Maybe some other kid, or some other customer. Or the old waitress.
The waitress you replaced comes back and tells the dad what you did
take his hat
Kill the dad
Make the dad get tiddies
Go to the 7 Eleven.
Show him your gaping anus which has his sons toy bear hanging out of it
reroll for this
Go to the 7 Eleven from earlier pic
Travel to 7 Eleven.
Joker walks in
Go to the 7 Eleven and eat/drink the first thing we see in there without paying for it.
Go to 7/11, put slurpie on tiddies
Burn Hooters down
Walk to the 7 Eleven and eat/drink the first thing we see in there without paying for it.
Unprompted and without warning
Take a shit
Drink own tiddie milk
Spread your pussy to him because nothing makes you wetter than the tough of the son being inside his dad one way or the other
Go to 7 eleven
Eat/drink first thing there
Then shit on the floor.
Sell the shit to David Hasslehoff's milkman
We drink the first container which happens to be Jack Daniels
Jump on that D and make more kids with him
Give him a tit fuck
Knock over the 7-11, spend the money on blow
Take a shit on the floor like said
Do it - he got his dubs regardless of what this gets.
After shitting kick shit into dads face and reveal the ingredients of his last meal
Rob the store
Johnny gets 2Y chromosomes
shit in the store and tell the pajeet that you just want him to fell home
roll for this
Shoot the cashier, get a slurpie and more Jack Daniels, go to a club
Burn it to the ground
The old waitress comes into the store
we take a shit. the sand nigger is furious
Give sand nigger blow job to calm him down
Go full on nude
Steal a car and start driving towards a school
Rob store with broken Jack Daniels bottle
Johnny summons cthulu and releases madness onto mankind
Throw the shit at him
Beat sand nigger with Jack Daniels bottle. Take money from register.
Naenae on cashier
Throw shit at Sand Nigger. Rob store.
Lock him in the store, set it on fire
Leave and go back to McDonald's
Toss shit at sand nigger. Take money from register.
Crush the sandies head with your thighs
A human sized vagina appears and it tries to take you home
The black guy next to says he will tell the cops if you don't pay him
Kick the shit out of him
Rip the black guy in half and go to McDonald's
shove him into McD's and set the rest on fire
Turn the black guy white
Pull out gun and start shooting
Give him the Jack Daniels I still have from the store.
Attack black man with Jack Daniels bottle I still have.
Blame the fire on black guy
Call the KKK and lynch him
Go into McD and throw hot fryer oil in his face
Seduce him, offer him sex but at the last moment switch sides and fuck his ass
Tell the cops the black guy did it. They will believe me I'm a blond white woman. Also say he tried to rape us.
Throw a piece of fried chicken, to distract him
Become the black guy
Ignore him, go to McDonald's, eat the Jack Daniels, and order McRib
Rerolling for this. Use Blondness to convince cops. Say he tried to rape us, too.
Pull an uzi on him
Rape black man.
Give him funny money, he'll be fooled
Blame both fires on black man. Say he tried to rape us.
Blame black man. Accuse of rape.
Call the cops yourself and tell them the black guy did it.
Accuse black man of all fires. Accuse of attempted rape.
Get completely naked and T-Pose on him
Call cops, say black man did it, say he's trying to rape us and we are white blond woman.
grab the shotgun behind the counter at hooters and start blasting
Find someone who loves and cares a bout you and love them back?
Get naked and scream RAPE
I guess we start shooting after we blame the fire on the black guy.
He dindu noffin
This guy won.
Do his thing
Steal a cops gun and rob the McD's, they're busy
Convince cops to help you get a McRib
Jack the car
I guess we're convincing the cops after shooting.
now it has to happen
Overthrow local government
Forget the nigger, fly into space using piss and explore the solar system
the jew says that he cant make you a mcrib but he can do a quarter pounder with cheese
That's not good enough. Demand a mcrib
the cashier turns into dr ivo robotnik abd says snoopingas as usual I see
This guys won I guess we are overthrowing the local government to force the Jew to make us a McRib
If this post gets dubs, Mr Jew goes into the oven to make the McRibs and we serve them to the cops for free.
Tell him McRib or you will revive Hitler
Throw a quarter on the floor infront of the jew. And sneak to the back where the mcribs are kept.
trips says hitler revived
Turn cops into tiddie bimbos
Find hidden door, open it, break the pillar, and access the admin menu.
He jumps over the counter to fight you
Convince the cops to protect you from his jew jitsu
Rerolling for this.
His jew-do is no match for your gun
Revive Hitler officially
Do the whole "I'm a poor little scared white girl" routine and hide behind the cops. Ask them to save me.
Become Female Hitler
This thread is fucking gold
The jew begs for forgiveness
Put Jew in oven to make McRibs. Serve to cops and Hitler.
become hitler; no mercy
Toss Jew in oven to make McRibs. Serve to cops and Hitler.
Kill both Hitler and Jew to show dominance
be hitler and start glorious fourth reich
After Hitler kills Jew, summon Stalin
I guess kill Hitler and Jew, and then we become Hitler
THANKS FOR A GOOD GAME EVERYONE, SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Reroll for this.
Call the thread "JOHNNY PART 2" so I can find it on a search.
Reroll for pillar and admin menu.
Should be more like part 7.
... s.. s...sauce?
People Killed: 10+
Buildings Torched: 2
McRibs Eaten: 0
Hitler Revived: Yes
I actually can't remember, somebody was posting in an s/fur and her face just started cracking me up.
Black men oppressed: 1
Children cannibalized: 1
That deserves at least a AA+