This motherfucking piece of shit thread again

John Long
John Long

This motherfucking piece of shit thread again. Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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John Martin
John Martin

rope yourself

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

no u

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

only normies reply with "no u"

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Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

Guess I'm a fucking normie then.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

bump

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

cmon

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

You have a decent enough body, why aren't you out fucking like a champ? I'm 34, and built like a rugby player, but have a fat belly, and I can still pull some pusstwat every now and again. Are you sick in the head? Have any crippling social anxieties stopping you?

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

what’s your routine?

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Have any crippling social anxieties stopping you?

I do. Not even shyness. But an inability to hold a conversation.

I primarily rock climb. Supplemented with some upper and lower body / core sessions every other day.

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Why can't you hold a conversation? Are you autistic, or have some other mental block?
Do you think you're boring? Chicks don't care about what you have to say, they just want to gab on and on about themselves. You've already got the bod enough for getting some low hanging fruit.
You didn't really give me a satisfactory answer about what is stopping you from going out and hooking up.

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

There's no way that's a real pic of you OP. A guy built like that should have no issue getting puss

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Why can't you hold a conversation? Are you autistic, or have some other mental block?

Simply don't know how to read people, or what to say.

Do you think you're boring? Chicks don't care about what you have to say, they just want to gab on and on about themselves. You've already got the bod enough for getting some low hanging fruit.

I'm very boring, dull and robotic.

You didn't really give me a satisfactory answer about what is stopping you from going out and hooking up.

Going out is not the issue, hooking up is.

Yet I haven't.

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Wtf is wrong with your arm?

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

bend the knee to our Lord Jesus Christ
then marry a Christian Virgin
then have 4-6 Kids

you're already going into the right directoin

you're unsullied

also lay off the self attacking, society wants you to feel bad for doing the right thing

keep us up to date with your progress

godspeed

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Get tinder bro? And not know how to read people is a sign of being on the spectrum, just an fyi

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

yeah. wuts wrong with your arms ?

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

Was climbing and taped it off

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

I used Tinder for years. Rarely get matches, almost no replies.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Look at people when you talk to them, even the most socially retarded person can hold a conversation 1on1 if they look at the other person, if you can't you are probably autistic

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Ive seen mute dude picj up a girl.
you are just a fucking beta.

you think sitting at home will fix this? only practice.
go out and just be in places. and then start talkimg. like music fests.
either get drunk, get some anti anxiety meds or anti-psychotics.

fuck, you make me angry.

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

maybe its a trick of the picture but one looks longer than the other one.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

find some grill who likes to climb. easy.

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

your in pretty good shape. diet? workout routine?

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

The issue is usually that the conversation fiddles out after a few minutes. I keep asking questions but people are usually not super eager to answer them.

I get quite talkative when drunk. I still never managed to hook up.

One is slightly bent.

That would be awesome. I've been in climbing groups for the better of a decade. Never hit it off with anyone.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

Incel

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

I feel you dude. It doesn't matter how much you work out, if you can't talk to women in the first place, there's no chance for having sex in the first place.
I shouldn't be one to give advice, but if you're in some sort of group that's naturally forced to converse with each other like work, you might be lucky enough to make something happen.

Ayden White
Ayden White

no shit

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

No.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Have you considered that you are in fact autistic?

I'm not being funny.

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Duh

I am in a climbing group. I also like to do courses / classes (e.g. yoga, cooking and shit).

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

I have considered that. But what is the point of knowing? It's not like there's a cure.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

As long as you keep putting yourself in situations where you have to converse, I think you'll get better at holding conversations. You already seem to have interesting things to talk about.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

It could help you to know in future interactions, and/or you could get some therapy for it. I'd be willing to bet multiple women have put out vibes that they wanted to bang and you just walked away leaving them confused and frustrated.

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

I don't have anything interesting to say. Didn't experience much out of the ordinary during my life.

I'd be willing to bet multiple women have put out vibes that they wanted to bang and you just walked away leaving them confused and frustrated.

When I was in university (my classes were like 70% female), I confided to some female friends that I was a virgin and asked them to tell me when someone shows interest. Never happened.

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

Wanna try practicing conversation with a married chick who lives far away? There's no pressure since there's no possibility of pussy. I could give you pointers, talking points, etc.

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

How do you know where I live? Nice try NSA

Colton Young
Colton Young

Try to crack a few jokes and if it feels right, invite a girl to do outside of their usual routine with you.
Also, nobody really has an exciting life. You need to embellish the ordinary and fill the conversation with random topics.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Um, I'm sorry to break this to you, but women aren't going to come on to you when your female friends are around to give you signals. You need to learn how to see and interpret these signals yourself. Also, you need to stick your neck out a little bit. When's the last time you asked a girl out on a date?

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Try to crack a few jokes and if it feels right, invite a girl to do outside of their usual routine with you.

The thing is. It never felt right. I am not even talking about sexual tension or sexual chemistry. It just never seemed that women liked to talk with me.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

You need to learn how to see and interpret these signals yourself.

What are those signals?

When's the last time you asked a girl out on a date?

Around four years ago. Got ghosted. Usually, I don't get so far.

James Wright
James Wright

What are those signals?
Physical contact is a huge one. Not grabbing your junk, but just a light touch of the arm, sitting a bit closer to you so your legs touch. Picking lint off your shirt, etc. Another is taking an interest in you over other people in the room. Going out of their way to have a personal conversation with you. Everyone says ask questions which is generic, dumb advice but if they ask questions about you it means they're trying to get to know you.

Around four years ago

That's bad. Asking someone out is not a late game move, it's step 2 or 3 of many. Also, when you meet people do you smile? Are you warm and friendly, or do you keep a neutral expression, joyless, avoid eye contact, etc.? Those things are hard vagina repellant.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Holy fuck. I though that you were talking about subtle signals I could have missed. How can anyone misread those?

Physical contact is a huge one. Not grabbing your junk, but just a light touch of the arm, sitting a bit closer to you so your legs touch. Picking lint off your shirt, etc.

Never happened.

Picking lint off your shirt, etc.

What the fuck? Never happened.

Another is taking an interest in you over other people in the room.

Never happened.

Going out of their way to have a personal conversation with you.

Never happened.

Everyone says ask questions which is generic, dumb advice but if they ask questions about you it means they're trying to get to know you.

As I mentioned above, it is always me answering those questions.

That's bad. Asking someone out is not a late game move, it's step 2 or 3 of many.

You know when I would ask someone out? When there is some indication that she enjoys talking to me or being around me.

Also, when you meet people do you smile?

I'm really bad at faking smiles. I'm really bad at faking any expression.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Welp, at least we know your personality is 100% the problem. You seem unpleasant to be around. Utterly joyless and cold.

However I'm pretty sure the fact that no woman has ever touched you is a lie. Also have you ever posted a timestamp, because if this is some weird LARP I'm not wasting any more time on it?

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

Welp, at least we know your personality is 100% the problem. You seem unpleasant to be around. Utterly joyless and cold.

That's true. I'm not actively cold though. I simply don't know what to say so I don't say anything.

However I'm pretty sure the fact that no woman has ever touched you is a lie

In the context you have described no.

Also have you ever posted a timestamp, because if this is some weird LARP I'm not wasting any more time on it?

Will prepare one.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

I suggest seeing a therapist. I'm guessing you've got some depression issues going on aside from your social issues. Most people have interests and hobbies that make them happy that they like to talk about. You don't seem to have any of that. You're just like "I'm boring. I don't have anything to say." People in general, women especially, enjoy being around someone that has interests and is interesting, engaging, stimulates them. The fact that you've never had a relationship obviously bothers you, so if you're going to change that you're going to have to work at it. There's absolutely no magic bullet. Whereas most people need to work on themselves physically, you have the opposite problem, you need to work on yourself mentally and emotionally.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

Here you go.

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Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

whats your workout routine?

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Is your dick mutilated?

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

I suggest seeing a therapist. I'm guessing you've got some depression issues going on aside from your social issues.

I've been treated for major depressive disorder before (both CBT and SSRIs). My mental health is pretty good at the moment.

Most people have interests and hobbies that make them happy that they like to talk about.

I have hobbies (climbing / bouldering, cooking, reading). And I like to talk about myself (hence these fucking threads). However, I cannot really show or convey excitement. I can lecture but I cannot promote.

People in general, women especially, enjoy being around someone that has interests and is interesting, engaging, stimulates them

I know. And I know the people who can make ordinary things exciting, who can tell stories, who can convey emotions. I am not among them. I am quite well traveled, I lived abroad (in fact, I still do), I have a high prestige (but not well paid) job. Still, I cannot make people care.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

As I said above, I am primarily a rock climber / boulderer (around 10 hrs per week). In addition I do a simple upper body, lower body / core split.

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Nope. Not from the US.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

have you ever tried getting drunk with a girl?

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

If this is how you converse in real life just coldly answering questions, and conveying zero emotion yeah no one is going to be interested. Loosen up a bit, take a little more pleasure in interacting. Smile, laugh, be more comfortable in your own skin. Nobody wants to fuck a robot. Not sure what else to tell you man.

Mason James
Mason James

The sad thing is: this is who I am. It's not a facade, it's not inhibition or fear about how people would react to the true me. This is my true personality. FUCK.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Yes. More times than I can count. I drank a lot in HS and early university hoping it would make me more sociable. I just made me dull with more energy.

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

Just go on porn websites and click the “milfs ready to fuck” ad. I’ve fucked so many people’s moms through it.

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

I'm not saying it's a facade. I'm saying you're too uptight. You're adroit. Loosen up. Make jokes. Do stupid shit for no reason other than it's fun. One time my friend and I just randomly took turns riding in an abandoned shopping cart on the way home from the bar because we were drunk. Stop being so serious all the time

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

have you tried pot or coke? did you get drunk or just drink?

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Yeah right bro.

I'm not uptight. Uptight means you close off your true self in order to fit whatever social convention. For me, loosening up would be an act. And one which would be hard to pull of.

Tried pot. Only made me slow and sleepy though. When touching alcohol in my 20s, I usually got decently drunk. Else, what's the point. Now I drink socially. A couple beers, a few glasses of wine etc.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Why you photoshop your dick, and since you did, why didn't you make it bigger than slightly above average.

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Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

Wow someone who is the same boat as me. Good to know im not alone.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

based

John Martin
John Martin

heres my advice, and its what worked for me and i was a 26 y/o virgin similar to you. get on a dating app of somekind and set up a date with some chick. but get drunk beforehand, like pretty fuckin drunk. not shitfaced or blackout but take a fair amount of shots before you go out and then have a few beers with her and see if that helps you loosen up some. its not like you have anything to lose at this point

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

this would 100% solve his problem

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Maybe you would get laid if you didn't spend every day in fucking Sup Forums posting this stupid fucking thread.

Camden Long
Camden Long

So you are actually socially autistic.Honestly sounds like ASD. Practice talking to yourself in the mirror, make small talk as you pass strangers by, go to the bar and strike up a conversation while you've had a few drinks. You'll get there you just need to work on yourself.

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

Dude, you have a fucking rocking body. there has to be something else going on why you cant get laid. Seriously put some work into your social skills instead of so much into your body. You're just not hanging around the right type of crowd. hit the bar, find different groups outside of your comfort zone, go to post-secondary education you will fuck like crazy there.

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

get on a dating app of somekind and set up a date with some chick

This step is the fucking problem. No success on Tinder, no success on Bumble, no success on OKC, no success on this fucking german app for academics.

Sorry bro. But you are literally the only people with whom I can talk about myself.

Practice talking to yourself in the mirror

"You talking' to me?"

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

It happened many times.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

yes, practice talking to yourself in the mirror.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

go to post-secondary education you will fuck like crazy there.

Dude. I'm really ashamed to say that but I spent ten years in university in a field which is predominantly female.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

Is the gun required?

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

This step is the fucking problem.
are you matching with girls?

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

I hate this sinewy look, you look like you were in shape and then got AIDS.

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

Sometimes. Lots of bots, especially on Tinder. Almost no replies.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

It's probably because you're boring. I can assume that from the boring white empty room you got there. Nothing interesting about you.

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

Gaining weight is my biggest problem. Was always fucking skinny.

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

why dont you make a thread on here and let us make the responses for you then?

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

You are mostly right. However, I only moved like two weeks ago.

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

id smash just cause lmao. ive never met someone i couldn't hold a convo with

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Because this requires actual responses from a girl. Happens maybe once or twice a week that a girl writes back.

Alexander Morris
Alexander Morris

probably because of what you are writing. the next time you get a match start a thread and just post what people tell you to. if she doesnt respond right away then just make a new thread when she does. obviously dont put the dumb shit that people put but theres lots of people on here that will help you for their own entertainment. especially if you keep your thread updated

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Top or bottom?

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Go find a comedy club that does an open mic night and has comedy classes.

Go sign up and take some classes, then do an open mic.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

im a bottom, not sure if i could top?

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

Nope. Just nope. I'm open to a lot of things. But that will not work. Don't wanna end up in some cringe compilation.

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

Not him, but as a virgin it's very hard to determine whether it's a good idea to say something. It's hard to tell whether something is dumb shit that will get you arrested, or smart shit that will get you laid.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

I knew you were a dude.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Be someone that’s interesting. Do some mountaineering, not just climbing.

Take some pictures along the way, find stories to tell.

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

Yet you keep posting these threads...
It's like a never ending cringe compilation.

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

well im masc yes, but not exactly a dude :3

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

right but that's the point of asking other people. he will at least improve his chances of getting a date because so far hes at 0%. and its not like he has anything to lose by talking to some random girl on Tinder right?

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

At least 20% of the thread will be people trying to get him to say horrible things.
I'm not exactly sure how tinder works, but can't the random girl report you and fuck your shit up?

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

At least, I'm anonymous.

bulldyke?

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

ya of course there will be people telling him to post dumb shit but he can pick and choose from the posts lol. its not like he has to write everything that's posted. the point is to give him a myriad of responses he might not otherwise have thought of

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

i have no clue what a bulldyke is lol
i was assigned female but now i am mostly not that

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

I see. So not even any tits to post.

Jacob Jackson
Jacob Jackson

Dude, go get a happy ending or go fuck a prostitute. It might change the way you think

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

For me. It is not about the sex in itself. It is about the companionship.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

I get it. But just try it. It will give you so much h more confidence. It worked for me.

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

do people ever ask about your first time and you have to lie about it?

John Edwards
John Edwards

Please talk to me.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

I don't think this dude's a virgin I think he just likes hearing all the compliments from the ppl here saying he shouldn't be a virgin

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

OP here. I am a virgin. Still like to hear the compliments though. Don't get them IRL. Don't get any attention from other people IRL at all. Sorry

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

Maybe get a dog?

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

Hi r*ddit

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

I work a lot. It would be lonely during the day. Also, I don't think I can afford one.

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Why are you seeking attention from random people on Sup Forums? The reason people tell you to rope yourself is because doing stuff like this is pathetic. Seriously get your validation elsewhere, from people who enjoy asking shit questions. I'm sick of seeing these damn posts.

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

show me your boner

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

doing stuff like this is pathetic

No doubt.

Seriously get your validation elsewhere, from people who enjoy asking shit questions

Where?

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

bump

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Its all in your head dude

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

Your fear of failure, social failure, is keeping you from getting your dick wet.

That won’t improve until you put in work and take risks.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Where are you? 24 F would take your virginity.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Of course it is. But you psychology is much harder to change than your body.

There is a difference between fear of failure and not wanting to proactively humiliate yourself.

Recently moved to the east coast from Europe.

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

Oh baby, that's so sexy. I am in the East Coast too.

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

why are you a 36 yr old kissless virgin?

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Hi autist

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

Do you want my kik or discord to set up this arrangement btw? :)

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

where you located?

See above. Awkward and boring.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

West Virginia

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

Even awkward and boring people get laid.

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

I don't have any atm but I could set up a kik.

I'm in NYC, this might work.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Boring is in Oregon. I don't know where Awkward is.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

honneybunny13
this could work :)
I'm genuinely interested

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

21 F here, let’s have a 3some <3

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

Make that your tinder profile pic

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Will set up an account and add you or however that works.

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

You're fine, take your time. If you need info on how to add, I think you press the blue + button and then press "Find People" then search my username :)

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

This, without the cropped face, used to be one of my pics

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Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

thats not a good pic to use for dating apps bud

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

Never used it as my main photo. But had it in my picture gallery where this was possible. Whats wrong with it?

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Just show your face man, it's not like one of your friends visit Sup Forums.

Also be confident, if that's not your trait, just don't give a fuck about people and do your stuff. Girls easily detect frauds and butt lickers.

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

All I can say is if these pictures are actually you there's two things:

(1) Your face is ugly as fuck
(2) You can't talk to a person to save your life

And even 2 is a little sketchy because there's a large portion of women that will have sex with good looking guys with no social skills

Summary is you're fucking up pretty bad somewhere

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

just don't give a fuck about people and do your stuff.

That's what I usually. But this is why if come off as cold and distant.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Maybe, I just vastly underestimate how ugly my face is.

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Normies have sex though

Julian Butler
Julian Butler

Sexy. Kik, still waiting :)

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Still setting shit up.

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

it only attracts women who are interested in hooking up and if you arent good at talking to women then its not going to work for you. try it for awhile without one

Luke Long
Luke Long

Bump, don't want thread to die before cutie adds me. :(

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

How long does it take to set up kik? 2 mins.

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Kara?

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

Just admit you're gay already.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

That's good! It only depends on what group of women you're aiming at. Are you looking for someone to fuck or marry. The first one is easy, the second might scare them away.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

why didn't you fuck in high school?

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

You want another way to communicate?

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Show your penis more close up

Jason Price
Jason Price

Wow after going through this thread I can't say our situation is even similar but it's been interesting nonetheless because like you it's not really physically where the hindrance is manifesting but really more on the mental side

I should also mention though that (and not saying that as some annoying to flex on you) that I'm slightly more advance as in the furthest I got with a decent looking (and yes willing and non-paid) girl is second base but that was really the only gf I had long enough to count as a relation
After that it's been only a few dates ending with some kissing that would end up dying a short while later for about the same few reasons (not all at once but one or another usually)

Anyway I'm 23 now but what's fucking up in my case since the beginning has actually gotten worse because of the involuntary yet self-imposed isolation due to my unbalanced thirst for information/knowledge and unlimited wi-fi and too much time on my hand

Point is it seems I'm the opposite of you since in my case it's usually for being too intense even just in the way I look at people apparently that include girls who if not yet engaged in a convo appreciate the eye candy I provide but will have a hard time enduring me once I open my mouth

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

OH JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE THAT GUY