Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Tell me something interesting about yourself!
Cuntzilla bugger Colbert delights in crud and is nuts for man seed.
Bitchface pencil dick Colbert needs jizz
Ogre freak Colbert is nuts for wormgob
I own more firearms than I do spoons.
Welcome.
Ninny worM dogfucker Colbert needs spratz and delights in DIckjam and is nuts for dickjelly
Cockmaster twatWaffle chav Colbert adores bAll bArf and DeLights IN cock snot and is cRazy aBout squiggle
Slag Colbert nEeds choad nectAr.
Why do you own so few utensils?
Idiot shitHead fiBber Colbert needs moNkey juice and worships crud
DogFucker baby vampire Colbert loves satchel syrup and venerates custard.
Douche junkie duckfuckeR ColBert idolizes erectoplasm.
Dummy vampire fuck COlbert DesireS happy trails and venerates high fructose Porn syrup and delights in cuM.
who said that user had few spoons
Bluntie zounderkite Colbert loves weT paint.
MotHerfucker shithead Colbert is smitten with love liquor
Gawk Colbert loveS wHIte Honey and adores cum.
Bugger goOn Colbert adores man seed and adores loads
Devil Goof Colbert worships crack Wax and is a cum chuggEr
I mean... guns are expensive so I assume he has like 20 or less, which is too few spoons to have
I've had fetishes since before I even knew /d/ was a thing. Going on 17 years now. Pic related was my first fetish.
What about you, OP? What's your interesting thing?
Fool cockfucker lunkhead Colbert is nuts for dickhoney and adores happy trails.
Hello colbs. Why no thread link.
ButthEad shit-eater nincompoop ColBert loves man chowder and is a cum chugger.
Creep megabitch Colbert desires wormgob and desires choad nectar and venErates waNG pus
Fagtard lunkhead rat-fink Colbert is smitten witH monkeY juice and is smitTen wiTh wet painT anD Is nuts for baby batter.
Bum chuM Colbert is crazY about male tEars and is nuts for man foam.
Degenerate pinhEad Colbert delights in tAdpoLes
ShitwEasel riff-raff Colbert delights in white light/white heat and idolizEs dicktalLow and idolizes monkey jUice.
Churl faggot pirate CoLbeRt is smiTten with Cream and venErates dickjam
I also like /d/, but shrinking is a bit weird
My interesting thing... hm... My mouth is on fire from Thai food
Hello! Because I was attempting to avoid spam but hell I might as well.
TwatwaffLe Colbert Is nUts foR spew
Pencil dick bitchwad boozer CoLbert Worships moNkEy juice.
Outlaw sAdist ColberT desires tail juice.
Megabitch Colbert needs crack wax
NeckbeArd Colbert is smitten with cUm and needs oySter droppinGs
>20 or less
lol Thats not even a quarter of the capacity of just one of my safes.
Bum liar Colbert is smitten with spratz.
Simpleton Colbert is nuts for man chowder.
BastArd Colbert venErates man seed.
How long have you been collecting them? That's a real investment
WhoReson outlaw brotherfucker Colbert worships thRoat yogurt and is crazy about Dickhoney.
Donkeyfucker tree hugger Colbert is Smitten with cock snot and adores fructis and loves dicks in his Asshole.
Wretch Colbert is smitTen With live CulturEs aNd wOrships nuT buttEr.
Ape Colbert veneratEs whitE gOld and is smitten with tadpoles and idolizes spEW
Worm dicKfucker dickface Colbert worships snake spray aNd is smItteN with satchel syrup
Puppet liar keYboard warrior Colbert loves squiggle.
I love Jesus.
MEgadouche ratcatcher blaggard Colbert woulD mAke hiTler proud anD is smitten with livE cultures and adores spew
Numskull rIff-raff ruFfian Colbert worships scUm.
I worked for jagex when OSRS was just RS in 2008 as an artist. I slept with a programmer and she told her friend who told another friend who told another friend... until they fired me for unprofessional conduct.
Jeeze. I have 3, and that's almost too much for me. I never have an occasion to take them to the range.
Fuckweasel nimrod backwoodsman CoLBert desires dickjeLly and is Smitten with tadpoles.
Fucker ColbErt delights in penis coLada and desIres schlong jelly and is a worthless piLe of hot smelly garBage
MamZer snob Colbert needs monkey juice and is nuts for willymilk
Nerd bEldame whore Colbert desirEs jizz
Homo Colbert IdolizeS ball barf and woRships splashbAck and is nuts for tUrkey spit
Neckbeard Colbert adores snake sPray.
NeckbeaRd Colbert desires spunk and IS nuTs for dickhoneY
This is now a Nigger hate thread, cracka.
Anorak buttlicker fool ColBert worships weiner saucE and loves dongwater.
MAckerel hypocrite Colbert is nuts for white riBbon and is smitten with hemulsion.
Slutfucker Colbert is craZy about scum and wOrships nut butter
Since I was 18. I mostly buy firearms that are weird or niche. Like one of my favorite in the last couple years is this rifle by Troy. Its basically a pump action AR-15. I mean lol.
Dinosaur dickbreath lurDane Colbert loves hemulsion.
Horse's necktie blackguard Colbert is nUts for throat yoGurt
Shitter hoe fish ColBert is smitten with wank Paste and veneRates squiggle
Twatwaffle cousinfucker buttfucker Colbert lovEs nizzlE-drizzle.
Apefucker dickbag cumstain Colbert worships fAce cream aNd venerates pearL Jam and adores Dickglue
I can vibrate my eyes
Childfucker neanderthal ColbeRt idolizes cock snot aNd is smitten With willymilk and is smitten with scum.
Assface Colbert worships live cultures.
How DARE you
Porno freaK bugger Colbert loves fructis and is nuTs for scum And dEsirEs nobSlurRy
RejeCt Colbert loves pole milk and delights in monkEy juiCE and venerates Dick jamba juice
I love Buddha tbh
What was your mod name?
This is always a hate thread, I guess you can direct the hate however you want
You must be in your late 20's or 30's now with that kind of collection
COckboy joker Colbert adores splashback and is nuts for white ribbon and worships Loads
BroTherfUcker dickbag ass COlbert is crazy about hot milk
SkuLlfucker dodo CoLbert worships string of pearls and Is a cunt and adores oysteR droppings
Dreamer rat Low-life Colbert is smittEn with snake spray and worships dickglue.
Shyster buttheaD jerk Colbert adores wang pus.
Outlaw skunkfucker ColBert is smItten with weinEr saUce.
I destroy at Guitar Hero and OG Tetris.
DoucheFag arseface Colbert worships white ribbon and idolizes dickhoney
PAin in the ass arse-licker Colbert vEnerates man perioD
Beetlehead Colbert needs fructis and is nuts for cock droplets and venerates hemuLsion.
BitChface Colbert idOLizes spLOOge/spooge and desires spratz.
Dumbbell crook monkey Colbert can't get it up and needs snake spray
Egotist mega faggot Colbert idolIzes dickspendinGs and desires dIckjam
Horsefucker cocKboy Colbert loves jizz
I was really good at Rock Band drums!
PerVert Colbert is crazy about splashBack and needs jizz.
Stinkhole mackerel Colbert venerates oil of ulay and loVes crud.
Zitface Colbert needs rude glue and venerates liQuid silk.