If you have not had sex within the last 24 hours, you MUST post

If you have not had sex within the last 24 hours, you MUST post.

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>me watching Joker in the theatre when the twist with the girlfriend happens

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in an ldr. it sucks

Idc if I haven't gotten laid in a while
Sinon is bae

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Went from getting laid almost nightly for a year and a half to no sex for the past two weeks. My wife had a c-section so no intercourse for 6mo.
We're doing other stuff until she heals tho.

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Why you watch the (((Joker))) movie? Consume consume consume the capeshit.

18 years sexless and still goin strong

Only 12 more years until wizard! You're almost 2/3 of the way there!

Does jerking off count ?

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I hate fucking niggers

Then don't fuck them.

how about 29 years

26 years now

How the fuck are you virgin at 29?

I think it's been like 2 years for me maybe?
I've only fucked 8s and 9s.

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extraordinarily ugly and depressed. think about suicide nearly constantly for more than a decade.

19 years...

my husbands out a camping trip with our roomate who I also play with, so I've only been getting myself off today

pic unrelated

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Haven't fucked in a while miss my regular hookup

No sex in 2 days. No sex for at least another week

Holy shit man looks aint everything, ut if you feel like it is go get surgery, it's probably worth it for you.

Picky when it comes to sex
But hopefully I'll have a girlfriend soon
There's two chicks I'm going after.
Should I go after the blonde hair blue eyes (white dragon) or the latina.

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ugly people don't have enough money to correct their looks, the cost would be extraordinarily high for me

Girl has midterms so I'm making sure she studies instead of distracting her. Once they're up we've got some backtracking to cover.

> 24 hours

Those are rookie numbers, gotta get those numbers up.

Maybe makeup for dudes? And go try a hooker

>ugly people don't have enough money to correct their looks, the cost would be extraordinarily high for me

Lose weight and bathe, two of the cheapest forms of improving your looks.

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i don't think a hooker would help me.

Well fuck

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130 lb, shower daily, still unattractive af

Well, It would help you know how is it to have sex, and to know is not that amazing as they say so you don't obsess with it. Also trying to be more friendly with coworkers would help

i wanna bang my 22yr coworker. she's got glasses and is mexican and a nasally voice

i already am fit and never unhygienic. my face is just super busted. at least i'm self aware.

my skull structure is asymmetrical. there is no surgery that fixes this. i genuinely just need to die. but i'm put in the situation of being forced to kill myself, since euthanasia isn't legal and even if it was, the ruling class wouldn't let me use that service because my unfortunate appearance isn't technically a medical condition warranting euthanasia. so i'm fucking stuck here, hoping i die a painless death until i figure out how to overcome human nature to stay alive and kill myself.

Get fucking makeup, that's not for faggots only

my coworkers say they like me a lot unprovoked, i don't know how that would help.

i'm not obsessed with sex, i'm obsessed with not having value as a human being.

Post pic

Old married dude haven't put it to the old lady in weeks hot and tight af but she's never interested in sex anymore fml

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Ugh, I hate this. I haven't had anyone fuck me in forever. How do I get laid Sup Forums? I've had 50 year old men that wanna fuck me but I'm terrified of them.

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dude that's not gonna hide an asymmetric skull

I've known deformed guys that have more sex than I do just by having insane social skills, if your only reason for thinking you suck as a human being is to be a fucking ugly bastard you should rethink your life. Cmon bruh there's more to life thank that, go out more

sounds like bullshit to me

Deformed might be too strong of a word but ugly as fuck

>I haven't had anyone fuck me in forever. How do I get laid Sup Forums? I've had 50 year old men that wanna fuck me but I'm terrified of them.
Well, maybe nobody wants to fuck you because you look like a broad shouldered man with a beer belly.
A paper bag over the head might help.

You're probably a nigger that thinks about it too much

The closest I got to sex in my life was sex rp with some user

I'm virgin

You really think it might help? If so I'm down to try the bag. I should probably try to lose a bit of weight.

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>C-section
>no sex

not how that works dude. c-section means insta fucking. my woman had 3rd degree tearing from 100% natural birth and we were fucking within a month and a half.

You should definitely look into NCR (neurocranial restructuring) if you have an asymmetric face. It supposedly corrects the entire skull without surgery by causing the skull bones to shift to their optimal position, through inflating a balloon past the nasal cavity.

I haven't had it professionally done by a doctor, but I've done something similar by pulling behind my hard palate and my face seems to have improved a bit after awhile.

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>I should probably try to lose a bit of weight.
Tbh it would help tremendously. I lost weight and it was the best thing I'd done for myself.

Is it possible to lose weight in certain spots,(spot weight loss?) and gain mass in certain spots? Like I wanna get larger thighs/bigger butt. My butt now is kinda flat/small.

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get some acne cream for your butt, bro

thread gay

That's another thing, sometimes my butt looks fine, other times it breaks out really badly like in the pic.

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Yes but its the same as last 4 months so it dont matter

>Is it possible to lose weight in certain spots,(spot weight loss?) and gain mass in certain spots?
You can't control what fat gets burned when you restrict calories, but you can hold onto fat where you want it or possibly hold onto more in those areas.

Things that affect fat metabolism such as hormones definitely affect how much fat you hold onto in your hips, butt, and tits. If you have optimal estrogen and progesterone levels, you should get larger thighs and butt, and possibly even your tits.

I honestly think your thighs and butt are fine though. I definitely like your ass.

A. dudes white
B. that dick is black
C. she's hiding her dick

Posting then I guess. I met a girl today so maybe in the future I won't be a virgin anymore.

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its been 3 years

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I have and I'm gonna post anyway.

Oh sweet, I kinda have tits but they are MUCH closer to man tits than boobs. Kinda disappointing.

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still a virgin

classic wow on one side, wow porn on the other

living the dream

>picky when it comes to sex

Imagine some subhuman faggot SAO fan being picky over anything. You should be lucky to even breathe.

My wife just spent the last hour cleaning out her ass in the shower. I'm going to get up right after I press post, and get to the buttfucking.

It's been 4½ years.

28 year old virgin

Hmmm...So he was behind that...

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Nothing a gimp mask won't hide.

I think BDSM dungeons have a lot of potential for ugly folk.

4 years

i need more of these kinda eva memes

My girlfriend is so depressed and I don't know how to help.

Nothing is impossible that can be dreamed

Stairmaster for days.

...Or you could try growing a moustache?

Ugly is often softened by a handsome facial hair arrangement. Ive seen many a dapper gentleman who, without his handlebar 'stache would have been many magnitudes less rugged and manly.

You're a dude right?

...if not, please ignore this post.

Hi guys. I wish you a blessed weekend and happiness.

Anyway, I doubt you are as ugly as you think. Getting out of your depression is the key to it all coming together for you, but I know that's about the hardest thing from which to break free.

...again, a moustache can help with this.

Hey mouse shill

Before = dork

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After = Very buff and handsome

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>looks like
It is

Get better at taking pictures and you'll attract photographer dick.

>mfw I like your assne

...notice how even an asymmetrical skull structure does nothing to diminish the effect!

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*almost forgot the pic

Just bought this bad boy

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g

Does my hand count?

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>she
user i

This is gonna be the longest thread ever. Should be a sticky.