Alright, admit it. You already pictured yourself living here. Pick ur place, mine is Cair Andros for sure...

Alright, admit it. You already pictured yourself living here. Pick ur place, mine is Cair Andros for sure. That sweet seabreeze in the morning and the possible ambush in the night. Sweet Middle-Earth never change.

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the shire

anything else is disgusting

Can I be an edgelord in Mordor?

Osgiliath seems like it would be nice before the plague and wain riders ruined it.

this desu

>be a literal giant compared to the locals
>countryside
>get drunk and high all the time
>fuck midgets

The Shire, spend the holidays in Rohan fucking horses

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What the fuck is there east of Mordor? I want to know about the people there and their adventures.

It'd be cool to have a story set there with minor references to the ring and Gondor and everything west we already know about.

Pretty sure that's where the 2 blue wizards went.

>not being like the blue wizards and journeying into distant mysterious lands with nothing but your best bro beside you

I basically know nothing about Tolkien outside of the movies but I've always loved the imagery of the two blue wizards.

>fuckinc ultra tight mini vaginad
>cucking Hobbits with your Big Human Cock

Brown people and two blue wizards.

I'd probably live in the Iron Hills to avoid all that fuckery that's going on down south
Just set myself up like a fucking lurking ghoul in a comfy ass cave,or dig myself a cozy hole somewhere just like in Narnia and then shut myself in

I think it would be refered to as a Man-Cock

>not living in Rivendell

Plebs

How come the other Valar got waifus but Morgoth didn't?

LOOKS
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I wouldn't live in middle-earth lite. Amon rudh is the comfiest location

user do you assume everyone is an uneducated nerd like you? Literally no one who went to college is obsessed about this overrated piece of simple fiction.

Rivendell is fucking boring

>only elves and agent smith
>fallen leaves everywhere

cool water features though

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It's comfy as fuck. Plus you get some nice elven pussy

WOW SO BADASS MAN

Lindon. All that remains of Beleriand. I always thought it would have a more mystical feel than the rest of Middle Earth.

Heh, nice one, fellow enlightened individual. *Tips fedora towards you*

>tiny hut/farm at the edge of Mirkwood hidden away from all orcs and spiders
>hunt/farm/fish/smoke shireweed
>help wood elf qts when they get in trouble

That's probably why he became /ourguy/

But he has a waifu (male), silly user

Aren't fedora faggots the definition of uneducated LOTR obsessed dweebs?

the only fantasy place I ever pictured living was christina ricci's ass crack.

If you want excitement you can join Elrond's sons on their orc hunts.

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Now that I think of it, I never did. Sure the hobbit houses look swank inside, but I don't go for that lack of sunlight and ship hull living. Riverdale looks like crap you see on a collector's fantasy plate. Cair Andros looks like bland castle city #34626. Minas Tirith only looks fine from a distance. Living with a big ass wall on one side is shitty. Walking up billions of stairs every day is fucking shitty too. Everything else looks like shit on a stick.

EDORAS
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Bombadil's neighbour

No, they prefer GOT.

May I recommend the Far Downs, you would fit in perfectly there.

Thanks for the keks

Gondolin or somewhere in Valinor

Gondolin, how is anything else even a choice?

The Shire, obviously.
>Live in a cozy Hobbit hole
>Farm my own patch of earth, live off the land
>Relax as it suits me during the day
>Drink and smoke with friends and neighbors by night
>Fuck short, thick hobbit girls
>Have 15 kids and die peacefully in my sleep
>Don't give a single fuck about the comings and goings of the larger world
Is there a better life?

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not to mention all of the meals

NOICE

So, the two blue wizards are gay right?

Obviously Rivendell.

If that's not a possibility then The Shire.

Gondolin, Beleriand

Rivendell, so I can read all I want on the history of Middle Earth. If I wouldn't get accepted there, I'd go off to Rohan to find myself a nice farm and cute wife to settle with.

>living here
Maybe 14 years ago
Now there's blacks and all sorts living everywhere, Bravo Jackson

>It's comfy as fuck. Plus you get some nice elven pussy
>being a subhuman among the elves

no way

Rohan. Anywhere in Rohan really, but Edoras would be particularly nice.

God, it took them three whole fuckin' movies to walk across that shit?

Dotard! What is the house of Eorl but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the dogs?

Just looked like a comfy and humble way to live 2bh

What happens here?

>haven't checked Sup Forums for 6 months
>contrarians still here
Truly Sup Forums is more fun if there are retards like you to laugh at.

BREEEEEEEEE

Faggot forest

between Lothlorien and Mirkwood

The Shire is obviously GOAT tier comfy but Eregion during peace times would've been pretty sweet

Doriath would be great

>implying Thingol isn't the most based Tolkien character

Edoras with blonde eowyns as a harem and fucking horselord armor and shiet. are you fucking serious? WE WUZ NUMENOR

tfw Éowyn will never make you comfy bad soup to perk you up into a conversation with her where she is so preemptively wet your pretty sure its what made the soup sour.

Gross

Based Dol Amroth desu senpai

>What is it?! What do you smell?!!

>humans have devolved from having huge ass cities full of magitek to dirt peasants
>elves have fucked off to elf heaven
>dorfs live as shut-ins and slowly die out
>hobbits are irrelevant
was Middle earth post-apoc or something