/hoc/ Swede = greed

News: No news

zero effort OP again

Bulju

First for Bruins

good cricket thread lads

There is nothing going on right now unless you want to read faggy all star game news

I just hit peak on the highest place on earth, I’m at mount fucking Everest.

Been thinking about ending it all tbqhwy lads

81170546
you have been saying that for a week now

please do

Where is the news?

NOT A REAL /HOC/ THREAD

I vote they just have the skills competition, at least that is somewhat entertaining

fuck the All-""""Star""" """Game""" they don't even try

What the fuck are you waiting for you fat peice of shit

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BUELJOU!!!

Thank you for the kind words my friends. At the moment /hoc/ is the only thing keeping me going

shit OP
>haha look guys pulju!
oversaturation is a thing, like when someone wanted to have an eternal >rags thread

why?

>81170546
kys

the shootouts are fun but thats about it

Yamamoto > Puljujarvi

News: kys

Why I love you

New Jersey got punished for circumventing the cap because they didn't do it "legally" through the loopholes in the CBA.

If you'll recall, the Devils offered a similar contract a day later that the league approved.

If you recall even further, you'll remember that the league eventually had the fine reduced and returned the first round draft pick to the devils.

If you'll recall AGAIN, the loopholes that were used to circumvent the cap were closed during the 2012 labour dispute, with punishment for circumventing the cap itself being written into the CBA in the form of cap recapture penalties, where teams have to pay a percentage of the remaining cap hit of the contract when the player retires.

Coincidentally enough, the CBA can be renegotiated in 2019, which is right around the time a lot of these guys with lengthy contracts are going to start retiring.

So if you use that pea size pebble you call a brain for a moment, it's pretty easy to come to the conclusion that the CBA will be renegotiated in a way that will remove the cap recapture clause on these types of contracts, since they are no longer allowed to be signed and there are very few players that have them at this point. Bettman proved his point and got limits on contracts, the players got their money, the teams won't be penalized. Everyone wins.

Fuck the USA

Amerimutts just fuck off from the thread

is that you Bob McKenzie?

atm pulju>mcdavid honestly

The AMERICANS are here forever. Come get glassed at the garden fucking cacuck lady boys.

>Canadian team
>star player is American

>New England
>filled with pakis

>hating on bulju

He’s the best meme

>American team
>star player is Canadian

late night Scandinavian /hoc/ is best /hoc/

Philly isn't Boston you little bitch

im okay with that

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if you're the best nation at hockey you shouldn't need any help from those fat ignorant Americans

Ugh never mind that shit was nasty

i like him but its already his 2nd year, he'll probably never go beyond 30 points

Could his eyes be any closer together?

>horvat
>mcdavid
>gaudreau
>laine
>marleau
>eriksson
>gallagher
dont think so sweetie

Nice pour retard

Gaudreau is American you absolute potato

Kys

Make me you inbred albortion

kek johnny manlet is american i thought this was common knowledge

>most popular Canadian team
>star player is a Mexican
Can't make this shit up

Gaudreau is American
Laine is Finnish
Eriksson is Swedish

Jesus you're a stupid piece of shit. The Canadian memes are true.

you bang ese?

Anything on the I-95 is considered New England

>not knowing Gaudreau is American
>conveniently forgetting Boeser and Matthews, both Americans

jesse puljujärvi

Horvat
Gaudreau
McDavid
Scheifele
Karlsson
Price
Matthews

if it wasn't for the tongue thing would /hoc/ even care about Puljujarvi?

Thinking about thos Bonaquas

he's le funny name man, and its obvious its an albortion spamming him so its a clear bias

holy fuck how many times do I have to say it Gaudreau and Matthews are AMERICAN

american legend john tavares

he was meme long before the tongue thing my newfriend.

I bet pulju knows less than 20 english words
what a joke

t. Seething ching chong

finns have posted about him for years

t. albortion etc

Objectively false

If Gaudreau is American then why does he have this Canadian flag on his shirt?

>tfw cant afford bonaqua

>no hockey for almost 5 days
guess its time for my 2nd fav sport, /pesapallo/

I find it funny how Canucks and Oilers fans are always going at it when both their teams are absolute trash tier right now

based

Bonaqua is tap water you idiot

Kys

>implying
the pulju poster is obsessed with vancouver, not necessarily the other way around

because the Flames try to meme themselves to be "Canada's team"

Getzlaf
OEL
Bergeron
Eichel
Kane
Mackinnon
Panarin
Seguin
Larkin
Ekblad
Doughty
Staal
Subban
Hall
Tavares
Mcdonaugh
Karlsson
Giroux
Crosby
Couture
Peitrangelo
Stamkos
Ovechkin

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what the fuck are you talking about retard I didn't say they weren't

>American education

have you ever met a pesapallo qt? they look high maint as fuck

>quick, gotta Google the best Canadian player on every team even if they aren't actually the best player on those teams

whoops forgot the knights
Marchessault

BRRRRRRRRR

no, but ive heard they're insane in the head

>quick gotta act passive aggressive because I dont know enough to form an argument about hockey

>living in a glass house
>throwing stones

in what way?

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Shut the fuck up

on burgers are so plastic they cant name all active roster players on every team at any given moment.

which ones wrong then genius?
I went easy on the amerifats, could have used lundshit easily for the rags

no u

Amerifats fuck off

Eat my ass Gord

Avataring is against the rules and all Pulju posts are being reported.

Canada you're drunk go to bed

Please ignore the autist that keeps doing this shit

how are you planning on getting through this weekend lads?
there isnt really even a different sport to watch, unless i wake up early to watch divegrass, and that still leaves the evening empty.

Kill yourself haters