/heem/ - Borrachinha Edition

01/26 - Bellator 193: Larkin vs. Gonzalez - 9pm EST
01/26 - LFA 32: Allen vs. Hernandez - 9pm EST
01/27 - ACB 79: Grozny - Agmaev vs Yagshimuradov - 11am EST
01/27 - UFC on FOX 27: Souza vs. Brunson II - 9pm EST
02/03 - UFC Fight Night 125: Machida vs. Anders - 10pm EST
02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm EST
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm EST
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am EST
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm EST

>The MMA Hour - 01/22/18
[YouTube] The MMA Hour: Episode 418 (w/ DC, Sonnen, Ferguson, Rory, Joanna, more) (embed)
>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
[YouTube] Monday Morning Analyst: Grading Francis N'Gannou's Takedown Defense (embed)
>Stud Rado #210 - 01/23/18
[YouTube] #210 - BUCHHOLZ and STUDBOY "Ten Minute Rule" (embed)
>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
[YouTube] Big Brown Breakdown - Episode 63: Cris Cyborg (embed)
>The MMA Beat - 01/25/18
[YouTube] The MMA Beat Live - January 25, 2018 (embed)
>Aussie & Fancy UFC on FOX 27 Breakdown - 01/25/18
[YouTube] UFC Charlotte Aussie & Fancy Breakdown (embed)

/mma/ News:
>Mass confusion: Miscommunication leads to two different rulesets being used at UFC 220
mmafighting.com/2018/1/26/16934036/mass-confusion-miscommunication-leads-to-two-different-rulesets-being-used-at-ufc-220

>Michal Oleksiejczuk fails USADA drug test, facing anti-doping policy violation
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934724/michal-oleksiejczuk-fails-usada-drug-test-facing-anti-doping-policy-violation

>Francis Ngannou taking some time off following loss to Stipe Miocic
mmafighting.com/2018/1/25/16934060/francis-ngannou-taking-some-time-off-following-loss-ufc-stipe-miocic

>Paul Daley says hes been granted Bellator release, but promotion says its not true
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/paul-daley-says-hes-been-granted-bellator-release-but-promotion-says-its-not-true

Other urls found in this thread:

fox5vegas.com/story/37360587/las-vegas-police-investigating-attempted-sexual-assault-during-party-at-dana-whites-home
twitter.com/TalkMMA
nypost.com/2017/03/03/an-inside-look-at-a-ufc-fighters-meticulous-weight-battle/
fightsportasia.wordpress.com/2014/04/18/fight-sport-asia-catches-up-with-korean-sensation-doo-ho-choi-ahead-of-his-ufc-debut/
ufc.com/news/Nutrition-By-Urijah-Faber
youtube.com/watch?v=5WYz3I0uhUE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First

I will heem every here

If FW's walk around at 170 why do people bitch and say Conor is too big for that division

Second for 170lbs as the OFFICIAL /heem/ approved walk-around weight for featherweights.

fox5vegas.com/story/37360587/las-vegas-police-investigating-attempted-sexual-assault-during-party-at-dana-whites-home

what did Dana mean by this?

>Police confirmed to FOX5 that the incident reportedly occurred during a party involving juveniles.

oh dear

Ngannou walks around at 170 lbs my guy 100%

>inviting Joe Son to your house

>why do people bitch and say Conor is too big for that division
because he has a super grueling weight cut to 45 dude

did black star get b&

Peurto Rico btfo

>Why were there minors in your house sir?
Did I say I had minors in my house? next question

I hope so, he belongs in the heem graveyard with coral

Wouldn't everyone else if they weigh at 170?

if you are interested in fight night weight as opposed to walk around this a good reference.

Note this is the morning of the fight so fighters may still gain a few more pounds thereafter but this is a good guideline

He decided to OD on ambien

This is a VERY shitty OP
Step your game up on every level

Most featherweights are too big for featherweight. Max looked like death on the scales for 218.

who's he fighting

Felix btfo

Cody L I T E R A L L Y said he walks at 146. One weight class below FW, and here you niggers are saying FWs walk at 170.

>>Michal Oleksiejczuk fails USADA drug test,
Lol this that dude that beat up Khalil Rountree a few weeks ago and had unreal amounts of cardio for LHW standards. Had ear-marked him as a prospect too, just another juice-head too good to be true.

why can't USADA catch female cheaters? look at her roided traps, it's so obvious.

The trilogy

>This isn't even the natty limit anymore

Based Paulo

He could easily heem DC and then move up to HW and heem Stipe

Cody also just tweeted that he could make flyweight "in a month" so I don't think he's a good benchmark.

Roy Jones, Jr is fighting Anderson Silva in February. Meanwhile, everyone just wants to talk about Dana White and WMMA.

>dizz lurks here
literally posted the stuff on twitter short after it got posted here
twitter.com/TalkMMA

you are legit dumb if you think a 5'10 dude that is in incredible shape doesn't weigh 170lb my dude

literally only a tiny manlet could believe that

is it confirmed lol rjj is going to kill him

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>FLWs are actually FWs
>BWs are actually LWs
>FWs are actually WW
>WWs are actually MWs
>MWs are actually LHWs

>pillowtap

turby lmao ok quick question bud

how much do you think Tony Ferguson walks around at?

You can lose like 10 pounds from doing enemas

Are MMA fighters doing enemas pre-weigh in?

>the average FW is a 5'10

What is that? A scar?

nypost.com/2017/03/03/an-inside-look-at-a-ufc-fighters-meticulous-weight-battle/

>Bektic’s offseason weight is 180 pounds, and he does not execute the meticulous weight drop and gain by himself. Like most top-level mixed martial artists, he works with a nutritionist.

fightsportasia.wordpress.com/2014/04/18/fight-sport-asia-catches-up-with-korean-sensation-doo-ho-choi-ahead-of-his-ufc-debut/

>Doo Ho Choi:
>I walk around at about 170-lbs. Cutting weight is something that I have to do, so I don’t get too stressed out about it, I just do it.

Ok guys, can I finally be done blowing everyone the fuck out? I'm getting tired of being right all the time.

"Chad Mendes walks around at 170"

they do enemas all the time dude. it's the most efficient way of rehydrating if you don't have access to an IV.

Fairly sure I've heard JBJ and DC say they fight at 230 or above.

This sport turns me on more and more

enemas got banned spergy

For sure people dont cut weight my guys

he's a very small person, you have to understand that he believes that a grown man weighs like 150lbs dude lol

What why? :(

Crazy how they don't just adopt a better system like the one Askren described that ONE does.

Justine Kish cuts weight in the cage

joe has a show in Houston tonight so there's no podcast

I'm going to work on my archery and then get in a cheeky float

>Luke doesn't weigh more than 205 lbs on fight night
Yeah no that image is dumb, false and wrong

how do you go from getting KTFO by weidman to boxing a former world champion

this better not be $100

>Chad Mendes weights 170
>Meanwhile Urijah walks around at a 155

ufc.com/news/Nutrition-By-Urijah-Faber

He's fighting CTE, bet the house on him becoming even more incoherent by the end of 2018

"Chad Mendes walks around at 170"

-A literal chimp idiot

>HW
>291lbs
No way JDS, Cain, Stipe, Werdum etc etc weight more than 250lbs on fight night

no they didn't bud lol

Where are the UFC picks?

Do you guys see the 10 lb difference?

they cut to 240 then baloon up to 290

Well of course, considering they weigh less than 265 at the weigh-ins, it would make no sense to weigh more on fight night, that's just a general guideline for munsters like mugumbo

Easily. Chad is way thicker

this is the scatposter

Do true Fight Fans™ prefer Monster Energy® or Body Armor® SuperDrink™?

For sure Ngannou was at 300 lbs on fight night my guy

No need to get butthurt because I didn't reply to you before, it was just because you typed "interpretating" in the other thread instead of "interpreting" and I just cannot let shit like that slide.

How much weight does Amanda Nunes cut?

He was probably around 270-275, you realize that image just says you should NOT weigh higher than the maximum limits on the right, you can weigh however much you want as long as it's lower than that

#AndStill My Boy

700lbs

stream for bellashit?

On embedded he said he was 267 dummy

How do I unlock this mode?

That's not him doofus, don't acknowledge the spammer

Well if he said so then it must be true

youtube.com/watch?v=5WYz3I0uhUE
Well, the UFC is regressing to a primitive form again. Cya in a couple of years.

What do you think transpired at Dana's house?

What makes you think that

You're right he probably doesn't know his own weight but a greek poster posting on an anime imageboard on a friday night does.

Well he didn't know that a division I wrestler was going to wrestle him so I wouldn't put that past him, mr condescending brit posting on heem.com on a friday night

>for sure
>my guys

What would it take to get you to stop typing like a faggot?

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Yes. Immediately.

>Roy Jones, Jr is fighting Anderson Silva in February.
#fakenews
He's fighting a literal who with a 30-11 record.

For sure you are mad my guy

this guy is pissed

Can I, a 300 lb. man, make FW?

why hasn't calendar started the predictions?

Mad af

Oh for sure don't rev yourself over how people post my man, hundred percent

Prove me wrong, take a picture of something german around your house

literally no one cares dude

So is you sayin'... there's people out there sad and aimless enough to want to actually pretend to be the Ortegaposter?

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Primus vs Chandler 2 on April 13

Primus sucks.

If Bisping wasn't such an idiot he'd have another titleshot right now

Can you even imagine thinking 170 lbs is a lot? Average sized in-shape men weigh 180. Imagine how tiny you'd have to be in order to be in awe of 170.

>Ortegaposter
literally so shook he doesn't use my irl name lmao

Still projecting spergy?