How easy would it be to mug someone? What's the likelihood of getting caught...

How easy would it be to mug someone? What's the likelihood of getting caught? I'd never do it because I'd surely get raped in prison, but it seems so easy to just tackle some soyboy on a boosted board and make off with $1000.

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no one has cash anymore, just credit cards. phones are easier to track down and more difficult to jailbreak and sell. cameras everywhere.

not as easy as it used to be.

there were a bunch of nigger in my town they would get a guy take him to a cash point and make him witdraw cash then they would take the card and pin code. Good ole black people

Yea, thats why I specifically mentioned the boosted board. They go for ~1000 even used

you never know who you are atttacking muggers are the worse scum of the earth, most criminals are. If you do decide to mug some one i hope you get stabbed or do it to the wrong guy and it turns up bad for you OP

Are you talking about the electric skateboards? How many of those are there where you live?

A lot, big city.

First of all, what a bunch of fags.

Second, sounds like they already achieved market saturation so you aren't selling a used/hot board for any amount worth the effort/risk.

...that makes no sense. Are iPhones worth nothing since everyone has one? I'm not even saying every single person has a board anyway, I'm saying it wouldn't be too hard to find someone riding one.

jfc then mug a soyboy take his skateboard and gtfo of there before the cops show up. yes there's a risk you'll get caught because it's nigger tier criminal activity.

It's easy to find a stolen iphone, reducing demand for a stolen iphone, and therefore reducing its value. (If it was taken in a mugging for example.)

I don't know what the demand is for "gently used" electric skateboards but I suspect you aren't getting $1000 for it.

What kind of heartless bastard would mug Michael Caine?

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They go for a lot dude. People only take like $100 off if they're lightly used.

obviously you'd want to have a target. I would chose a young drug dealer. Probably the type to hang out at the local skate park. A can of bear mace should do the trick. Usually just pulling the can out is enough to get what you want. You may have to follow your target for a while, until you are in a safe place to do the heist. Preferably a school at night or an alley way is best. I doubt you'd make off with $1000, but if you take some of their other belongings, phone, maybe clothes or jewelry along with drugs and money you could probably get somewhere close to that number.

Last thing to consider is your attitude. Remain calm and assertive. Have the weapon drawn before you make contact. Insist they stay quiet. Maybe even say you have friends watching.

Its easy, and if you're successful a really fun time.

>a can of bear mace
Yeah nah, its already risky as fuck in the first place. Not gonna double my possible sentence by having a "weapon".

Need to find a buyer before your victim and/or the cops spot your ad. Enjoy racing the clock.

Your fist is a weapon if you use it, moron.

This board is fucking retarded. Holy shit I'm better off figuring this out on my own

Use of a can of bear mace is considered less lethal. If I used a knife or gun, and was caught I would face heavier charges.

Only downside to bear mace is wind direction.

Why give them a chance to take you down?
Why get close if your goal is to take their shit and go?

Nobody wants the kind of hassle that comes with a real weapon.

You you are going to compound armed robbery with assault and theft over a thousand? You should start stretching your asshole now.

>armed robbery
No.

A thousand dollar iPhone isn't worth very much. But to the cops, it's worth retail.

>be in alleyway, looking for victims
>see old man with a thick leather jacket walking past
>take out knife
>grab him and pull him into the alley
>shove him against the wall and put the knife in his face so that he can see it
>"h- hey, uh, c- can you please g- give me everything that you have?"
>he blinks and stares at you, wont say anything
>you raise your voice
>"give me your wallet! ... b- baka..."
>he moves
>suddenly he is behind you
>your hand is twisted behind your back and you are being pushed against the grimy wall
>the knife clatters on the ground behind you
>he whispers in your ear
>"if you want daddy's wallet you have to say the magic word”
>you squirm
>"hmm... daddy is going to have to punish you"
>he gropes your ass
>you speak out in a whisper
>"p- please... s- sir..."
>"please what?"
>your voice drips with lust and desire
>"p- please"
>he grabs you by the neck, you moan
>"i w- want it~~”
>"my what?”
>"YOUR WALLET DADDY! I WANT TO FEEL YOUR BIG HARD WALLET IN MY HANDS AND FONDLE THE BILLS AS I COUNT THEM! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY INCH OF IT AND SQUEEZE OUT EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR GREEN SMELLY MONEY!"
>you moan as he sticks his wallet into your pocket
>you cum instantly

You gonna get shot trying to mug soneone hahaha

skinny asians in sf on boosted boards don't have guns

It's fine, he's gonna make clean getaway and use the untraceable black market called ebay...

Yeah, but the police have guns and you never know who can fuck you up. I would say be careful, but fuck criminal scum, get shot.

hahaha. if you just made that up, well done.

I hope OP posted this faggot thread because he wrote this fine pasta and had nowhere else to post it.
bravo.

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Back in the early 80s when people still used cash, I used to rob the poor low-level employees who had to take the afternoon receipts to the bank's night deposit slots. I'd run up behind them, throw them to the ground, grab the money pouch and run. Easy peasy.
Today though, no one uses cash. Everything is electronic and there are surveillance cameras everywhere. Also, I'm old and fat and retired.

And gay

how's the pension for being a cunt?

I was gay back then too. That never stopped me.

I'm actually doing quite well, thank you for asking.

I used to take deposits to the bank at night when I closed the store. I carried a gun. It was against policy but nobody knew.

If you are good enough at intimidation but you won't make much.

I don't blame you. But back when I was working, fewer people carried. And I was never armed, either.

>fondling the wallet, old man on ground
>hear a voice
>"hahaha. if you just made that up, well done."
>you look up
>some guy is at the end of the alley
>oh shit oh fuck someone is here fuck
>start counting the bills faster, want to get it done before you bounce
>the old man speaks
>"i bet you like being watched, huh?”
>"n- no! shut up! b- baka..."
>"admit it, you're nothing but a dirty alleyway mugger."
>you count faster
>"say it!"
>you moan
>"nyaa~~ I'm nothing but a dirty little alleyway mugger! im doing illegal things for money~~~"
>the cum shoots through your pants and hits the ground

I'm not trying to speech check the guy lmao. Running push him off the board, grab the controller out of his hand if he didn't already drop it, take off.

The only people who you could get away with robbing are criminals but even then you will get your stupid ass shot.

Why bother? It's not your money.

Because I would give them the money and act scared then shoot them dead for trying to rob me. It's not about the money. It's about someone threatening me.

Ah the 80s
Sounds like a great time to be alive

>thinking people still carry cash in 2019
nibba if someone mugged me and took my cards and cell, I'd get to the first phone I could, call and cancel all my cards, call the cops, and then get a ride home.

wait, when did Scarecrow attack Alfred? I don't remember this scene in the Batman films

What if they just steal your shoes and pants?

then I shall strug

I used to do break ins before i got cought, robbing people can be hard alone if you dont have a gun and ready to shoot.

Id recomend drivning around some rich neigboor Hood and look for a place you have been too and see if they are home, wait for the right time and go in and steal electronics, gold etc.

If you want to get some easy money fast go and find a nice car steal the rims of them, but if you are going for the newest car, the bolts are different from any store you can buy the bolt screwer or whatever its called, so get s crow bar break open the back door of the car, look through if you find it gotta act Quick, id say about 5min before people start noticing the alarm going of.

Or get a friend or two, rob a drug dealer, or just go on s robbing Hunt, take about two people per area.

Id recomend the rims easy money and decent too.

And also dont be an idiot, no personal phone extra clothes under the ones you are using so you dont get caught, gloves so they dont stack evidence for you if you get caught the 4 time, mask too, that goes on as soon as you go close to any shop or where people are

Also the more people you take with the less you get