Kane: 29 goals in 29 games

>Kane: 29 goals in 29 games
>Messi: 26 goals in 31 games
???

Messi has more assists you Frodo ass mother ducker

but did he do them on a rainy night against stoke?
check mate atheist

>Kane is worth more
>Kane is younger
>Kane is more likely to win world cup
>Kane is whiter
>Kane is taller
>Kane's wife is hotter
>Kane isn't autistic
onlything Messi has is his more expensive squad desu

>Kane is more likely to win world cup

Messi achieved more being even younger than Kane so fuck off

Kane is legit world class, I've doubted him for the longest time but he's reaching Shearer levels of numbers

Wish United could buy him or if we couldn't, I hope it's Madrid. Our rivals can't have someone good as him in his prime

>Wife is hotter

is this Chloe Moretz?

not strong enough

>Kane is world class
In the same sense Ronaldo is

Yes it's a tap in but that shouldn't be a criticism of him. A mark of a good forward is anticipation and composure.

Guy is scoring hat tricks regularly in the best and hardest league in the world.

Media should get criticized for not crediting the gook with an absolutely beautiful tackle to set everything up
>Best and hardest league in the world
um no sweeite

Pretty sure Son Heungmin is recognized by PL fans and media. Best Asian player atm

>um no sweeite
Where can you find a league where the top 6 can realistically win the league every year? And leicester have also won it? Not to mention the Liverpool-United derbies gain as much TV time (maybe more) as El Clasico and Superbowls

>where the top 6 can realistically win the league every year
Can you? Liverpool and Tottenham have never won the EPL, and Arsenal haven't in over a decade. It's called the "top six" because the placing is variable, not because any can win it.
>Liverpool-United derbies gain as much TV time (maybe more) as El Clasico and Superbowls
So?

Hmm, it's almost like one is an out and out striker

>Kane is more likely to win world cup

>coca cola
>not sprite

>Kane isn't autistic
I find this hard to believe tbqh

I can't believe anyone dares compare a single player on this earth with Messi

Trophies?

Neither of them have won anything

Messi: 12 assists
Kane: 3

Assists are a pussy stat. If you can't shoot it yourself don't take credit

>Kane is more likely to win world cup
A DENTIST

the premier league made bale look like a god, kane has nothing on bales tottenham era, look at him in spain

Being this stupid...

>Kane is whiter
whiteness isn't a metric, though, kane is simply white, messi is simply not white

you're a much more obvious troll than canada and yet you still get 300 replies per thread.

state of Sup Forums and state of messhit fangirls

You're literally Canada on a proxy

aren't we all?

what a great nation

TSU incarnate

its not though, too cold

Bales style of play is totally made for the premier league though.

Neymar - 23 games, 24 goals, 14 assists

Says a lot about who's the best, huh...

>Kane's wife is hotter
doubt dot jpeg

The Rooney of our time.

>too cold
faggot

Nigger how old are you, 12?

Lol Bale was reking Leliga before his injury

>ligue 1

Bale's entire game is about kicking the ball 20 yards in front of him, running onto it and hitting the occasional blooter. He was nothing but a highlights player at Spurs. At Real you only see glimpses of this because he has to play a secondary role to Ronaldo.

here is a strong contender for most cancerous post in s/p/ history

>Can you? Liverpool and Tottenham have never won the EPL, and Arsenal haven't in over a decade. It's called the "top six" because the placing is variable, not because any can win it.
This. "Top Six" isn't, despite what mongs say, the teams that can win titles. However, they will finish in the top six spots, clear of any contenders, due to vastly superior resources and players in part thanks to broad overseas support that the other 14 clubs do not have

what would the the chav version of pedro look like?

yes but messi scores in goals in la liga, a much tougher league with unbiased refs. and he plays in barcelona where the environment is tough and the conditions are more extreme. not to mention messi's team struggles to sign top players because of their stingy player wage budget and very conservative transfer policy.

>much tougher league with unbiased refs.

You fukin serious mane? La liga refs are notrorious for awarding barca and madrid penalty kicks for flopping in the box

of course i'm not serious

reminder that tapping goals in is a legit skill and much harder than hitting some faggot meme "blooter"

>>kane is wh*ter
Like that's a good thing, KEK

2/8 try harder next time faggot

>reminder that dribbling past 10 players is a legit skill and much harder than hitting some faggot meme tap in