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based germ great pic
anime
first for impregnation
>your new AO champion
Simona's butt
Fair enough.
This will probably end up better than the mens tbqh
Haleps leg’s
her key unlocks my chastity cage
>be romanian
>be ugly
erry time.
fuck my pussy with a rake mom
Anyone else glad that Halep will lose?
She is my waifu but seeing her little mouse frustration grow after every failed slam is too cute. I can imagine her trying to hang herself but failing, breaking her spine and being forced to become a gypsy beggar in the streets of Paris
I often have a dream where I recognise her crippled beggar body as my waifu tennis player and donate my spinal cortex to her, but we can't afford a real surgery so pay some africans in an alleyway to perform the surgery. I am almost killed and become braindead but she is fine and goes on to win a slam, and rewards me with sex. Because I am retarded the pleasure becomes 10 fold as I orgasm her with my tard penis. she is so cute
KOM SÅÅÅ WOZNIACKI
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>Implying Chung didn't mutilate his foot after losing for the fix to make it seem justifiable
Does she do anal?
bad post
OP here. Let's use this shitshow to widen >our /tennis/ knowledge.
Here are the rules: Everyone tells something /tennis/ related of which most TV "experts", sports journalists and /tennis/ browsers don't know about.
I'll start:
>Despite Kim Clijsters being considered one of the best WTA #1s of all time and Angelique Kerber one of the worst, Clijsters has only been a total of 20 weeks #1 while Kerber was exactly this time (20) only during her first appearence as #1 from a total of 34 weeks (and counting).
>Unlike Clijsters, who didn't win a Slam before becoming #1 for the first time, Kerber had to win 2 (AO, USO). Clijsters was also never both, #1 AND defending Champion, at any Grand Slam.
smart desu
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You need help my dude.
Is Wozniacki's skirt drenched in her sweat? That's gross haha who would want to bury their face in that haha
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how about you shut the fuck up
Why is Kim considered one of the best and Kerber considered one of the worst?
>you'll never grand slam Simona
hAlEp
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kim is qt
fuck I hate those romanian mutts in the crowd screaming like the little monkeys they are.
What saddens me the most is the fact that Halep will actually win this one and these retards will get even louder and given even more attention.
Fuck ROMAnia!
"Love" means "zero".
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proxy off, krautist
Simona's sweat glistening shoulders
>noms
>Halep will actually win this
Wozniacki is winning this though
not me. wouldn't wanna smell it, wouldn't want to taste it, precum isn't pooling at the tip of my dick at the mere thought of it, that's for sure
>wozniacki
>danish
SERIOUSLY WHAT! Where the fuck is the danes at? i can't seriously be the only one here actually rooting and cheering for Wozniacki? If you see past her annoying voice she is FUCKING HOT and REALLY CUTE. Why do you think she's been on the cover on the Sports Illustrated? Why do you think she won the Season Final?
THIS IS CAROLINE'S TIME!
BASED
GOOD POST
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back to >>>/bunnis/, denmark
Halep shook
post your wozs
BEAUTIFUl
halep getting ready to bail with an >injury
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superb post
physio time lads
the end is nigh
I want to watch simona change her sweaty socks ;_;
yeah haha
nah, she's too though. She would never pull a Chung
well, then here comes one which might be new to our anglo-friends: despite Wozzles being wirtten with a double (You) at the beginning, the correct pronouciation of 'wozzle' is like it would be spelled with a 'v'.
Retirement incoming.
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she's faking it hellbournite
She is one of the more physically resilient players, but she's mentally pretty weak util this point in her career.
>Blood pressure being checked courtside.
KEK How bullshit is this medical timeout.
>Halep getting her blood pressure checked
Just lay off the salt you mousefaced gypsy.
>tactical mto
djokovic/kyrgshit tier
Concerned about it being low, not high.
>muh blood pressure
the absolute STATE of women's tennis
Why isn't (guns) on court?
what is her all female medic crew doing to her?
All true. But she's not going out like this
>”uh, yeah, you’re having a heart attack”
where were you when halep was kill
is she okay lads ????
D:
Careful!
wait, what's going on with Halep?
I don't understand.
wish i had her arms desu
>Blood check
I guess you could say she's.... Under pressure.
Never seen someone's blood pressure being taken on the court
The true Romanian goat is hagi
Reminder that if Halep loses she's not romanian, she's aromanian/albanian scum
She's Polish
lads
I unironically rather the physio than the player.
>thanks for inviting me to prom user
>posts it again
you are a dumb little fucker eh
t. casual
imagine sticking your tongue inside caroline's ______
dehydration > hypotension
water bottle
she's about to lose her flaklands
reminder that all gypsies are romanian and all romanians are gypsies
Name another time you've seen it
Looks like she robbed little girl Kim of her spandex.
Wimbledon 2008 is the last respectable time you could call Federer goat
Incoming medical time-out from woz to check her temperature
Not the other kiwi horndog, but I want her to pin me to the bed with those cannons.
>not Nadia
>breathing issues
this
I NEED her to dominate me
you're welcome, my twin sister
t. doesn't understand
what are the odds i will find a simona wife irl?
what are the odds i will find a caroline wife irl?
>blood pressure
Is this a thing?
the more I watch the more I fall in love with halepenos
>challenging when even you don't think it's in
why do people do this