/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Witness Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
FORCE VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 25 February (Barcelona, evening)

>Pre-season testing dates:
Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 starts without ever scoring a podium:
Everyday we get closer to 136 (138 entries)

>Schumi's status:
Beetroot

>News:
European GPs start might be shifted to 15:10
Minor changes might allow Assen to host GP
Alonso chokes Daytona soon

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Gimi

GIMI :DDD

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Red pill me on Assen TT Circuit.

DAYTONA 24 HOUR this weekend

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A great biketrack, F1 should not ruin it.

Death sweepstakes when?

8 bongs 22 bings until green flag

Decent circuit. Known as the cathedral of the MotoGP by being the only circuit which has been on the calender since the beginning of the series.
Had some A1GP too. Too bad they removed a part of the circuit for commercial buildings.

Why do people dislike MotoGP here?

It's MotoGP most important track and event.
We are happy because for F1 to go there it would ruin Motorcycling cathedral and we don't like MotoGP

I don't actually dislike it. I watch it the odd time, along with some WSB and BSB. I grew up going to road races too so I follow that as best I can, but it's rarely broadcast live.

because they are carbabbys

Becuase MotoGP posters

I unironically like MotoGP as much as F1

Grew up watching Doohan through to early Rossi though

>Doohan
>Rossi

Burgessbabbies

>motogp posters
I maybe post about it once every two weeks.

Is there a motorsport where being a manlet isn't a good thing?

Because bikes and cars are natural enemies, like bikes and pedestrians or bikes and other bikes.

>implying being a lanklet is ever a good thing

Every sports car review by lanklets on YouTube: "boohoo I can't fit in"

Literally bikefags:
youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U

Tractor pull

Literally random racing, if a guy with a year old customer bike can win against a fully up to date official bike driven by the WDC/first in the leaderboard there's a problem with the concept of "prototype".
Also they don't like aero/winglets and I love aero/winglets memes.
And they don't have to play 6D chess to win the race.
And it's meme tyre race

>fingers in the ears
>not f1 lol
:(((((((

Also no tension to make it interesting.
They don't strategise or set up passes. It's just meaningless "lol I passed you. lol now I passed you back".

Bernie made a great analogy years ago when people said that F1 needed more passing like MotoGP:
Basketball has constant scoring, and each is meaningless, like MotoGP. Football (soccer) has less scoring, but each is special and MUCH more exciting, like F1.

Is that why he allowed DRS?

I agree with what he said though, except football is shite too. Passing should be difficult and exciting.

sometimes the factory teams go backwards, i.e. yamaha last year. 2016 was the first time that a satellite team had won for years.

motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-reveals-top-three-grand-prix-rivals-999525/
>Hamilton, who claimed the fourth F1 championship crown of his career in 2017, identified McLaren's Fernando Alonso, Ferrari's Sebastian Vettel and Red Bull's Max Verstappen as the three drivers he most has to watch out for.

He doesn't rate Ricciardo then? Or Bottas for that matter?

riccy was literally EXPOSED by amd amx

>if Mercedes, Ferrari, McLaren and Red Bull all produced cars of a similar level of competitiveness

>Or Bottas

Why does he have to worry about teammates when mercedes control their speed?

You still think mercedes runs an equal driver policy after seeing what happened at Barcelona 2016?

>Hamilton was on pole and Nico got ahead so someone in the back of the merc garage goes and presses a button putting Nico's engine into a lower power mode which caused such a loss in speed it caught Hamilton out and is the reason why he slammed into the back of Nico

I mean i thought this was common knowledge for F1 fans that merc is a dirty corrupt rigged team who still treats fans like idiots?

Its the reason Nico left after becoming champion, he knew he wasn't going to win another one

>54 full days until we see Ruth jump on Charles while he's in the Sauber, hold him down, take his helmet off and slowly lick him behind the ear

it´s great but boring to watch

>boring to watch
You're talking about modern F1

see:

(OP)

Winter Stream: Spielberg 2017

>Bottas on pole
>Gearbox penalty for Lewis
>Finnish reflexes

moto gp racing isn't better than f1 racing. People complain about 'easy drs' overtakes in F1 but Moto Gp overtakes are much easier, your talking about something the width of an F1 tyre passing another thing the width of an F1 tyre on the same track full F1 cars have to try and find a way past each other. Moto Gp is a meme

Oh, ffs

AYYYYY

And Finland cheats, again.

Lol Seb was so fucking butthurt

>He departed a full 5 seconds before the lights went out. Outrageous!

for me, its the williams reveal
bringing it home, lads

can't wait for the fanfic

Williams could be a good place for the exposed one once Red Bull kick him out

Seb said that Bottas went before the lights went out. He did.
They told him Bottas' reaction was 0.210, he said he didn't believe that. He was later proven to be right when the FIA admitted there is a previously secret "tolerance" that they allow at the start.

youtube.com/watch?v=vH8MJV5h8eY

Ricciardo also complained about Bottas' start during the race and after the race. But that doesn't fit the narrative so people conveniently ignored that.
>Ricciardo: "For sure he went and the lights went out, I guess he got lucky. I don’t believe he reacted to the lights.”

>convict in charge of understanding light physics and geometry

299792458 m/s

When was the last time somebody actually jumpstarted? inb4 Austria 2017

Maldonado Spa 2012
youtube.com/watch?v=Taa-3gp10jI&t=83

Also, based Jean Alesi

youtube.com/watch?v=5awDdwwXPzg

They find it threatening, especially with fan boost™ on it's way

How do you do the "tm"?

21st June 2015 Austria Ericsson.

More Testing F1 Images

Prost testing out the new Mercedes Powerplant for McLaren, thinking about another comeback.

>sticker tyres

Cheers. It seems like such a rare event. Pastor actually qualified third for that race!
Fucking kek.

I don't remember this, but it's true!

Why did they really leave the stickers on? You'd think in F1 they'd want it gone for maximum grip, even though it falls off pretty quickly.

They did until the early 90's , then presumably realised it was a bad idea.

Have any racing drivers ever made a transition to bobsled driver?

wikihow.com/Type-the-Trademark-Symbol

Just google it, and copy/pasta

Many thanks™

youtube.com/watch?v=x34fmrtX6Ck
Kvyat gave it a go for a promotional video. Looks scary as fuck desu

Who's ready for another GOATlonso humiliates carbabies season this year?

>carbabies

If Alonso isn't a carbabby then why hasn't he been winning races?

Honda.

Schumacher testing the Ferrari 126-C2B at Fiorano 1999 for fun.

Alonso is the anti-carbabby. He picks the worst car that is available but allows him to save face ever other year.

>the engine isn't part of the car
>tfw bought a new car, it got delivered, and it didn't have an engine

I hope this season everyone on grid atleast got a podium finish.

Noice.

Some of them would have to increase the speed of their cars first.

Everyone except hulkenberg

if Manor Racing Team increased the speed of their car, they too could have had a podium finish.

>Honda made something that could be classified as an engine
Did you only start watching F1 this winter break?

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looks like a matchbox car

>"it doesn't count REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>mental gymnastics

Imagine if this happens for real.

Also
>Select all the images containing dresses

I forgot how bad reCaptcha was

>I didn't bother understanding the argument before I jumped in so I will just keep going

HE'S BACK

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Kimi Raikkonen testing the Sauber C20 in 2001

Is it testing? it has wet weather tyres on a what seems to be a dry track, maybe is photoshoot stuff?

You're right with the fact it has what looks like a inter tire on. It's a bit odd as it's not the full V grove inter, but almost a half and half.

Only reason I'm not sure about the photoshoot is that the car is just devoid of all liveries. Could they be testing how the inter tire degrades in the wrong conditions? The Bridgestone inter used to have another layer of compound under the tread blocks which would make the tire into basically a slick.

I think they are full wets, inters had a different design, similar to current one, this is Kimi in Belgium and it has the same tyres as pic.

Thanks for clarification. That's an interesting tire design.

Daytona at 2:40pm UTC-5:00

>Stroll Jackie Chan racing
Can he win?

Stroll dies in T1

tractor

>previously secret "tolerance"
It wasn't secret, it was brought up before when someone jumped the start and nobody kicked up as much of a fuss when the FIA decided to keep it legal

It's Robin's birthday. Wish him a happy birthday or I'll have Gimi and his bald guy track you down and peg you with a T-wing.

>Robin
>dressed as batman
wow...

Hyvää syntymäpäivää!!!

But my birthday is in April...

Not anymore, friend.