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Isaac Stewart
>Shitlep wins
Owen Myers
Shall be posting in this thread
Carter Stewart
I want HALEP to win!
Nolan Bennett
FUCK WOZ AND FUCK PRINCESSES
Connor Gomez
>There are people who are not having Wozniacki as Waifu
Bentley Ortiz
TEEEENNNIIIIISSSSSSSSS
Lincoln Martin
Is it possible for her to choke from here?
WTA!
Ian Morgan
Good thread.
< Injury time out Bloody bullshit
Austin Barnes
the other thread sucks lmao
Jayden Edwards
If Simo wins, I shall go to the pub If she doesn’t, I shall still go to the pub but be less happy
Carter Harris
muscular australian tennis thread
Charles Phillips
>MUH INJURY TIME OUT pathetic
Hunter Bennett
Based Central Time poster
Jaxon Roberts
She really just doesn't impress. If she can't beat Halep when she was clearly fucking out of gas, that's just sad.
Luke Rodriguez
>This triggers the american
Lincoln Cruz
I don't get it, what's your argument even? I can watch whatever I want, and you are angry at the fact that I do that. I thought amerimutts were all about muh freedom
Isaiah Cooper
where the FUCK is the cute physio
Cooper Wood
my waifu will always be Hingis
Caleb White
Halep has already won.
Asher Harris
FUCK fake injury pipo She’s exactly the same as robben
Noah Murphy
idk why i hate caro so much. somebody redpill me lads
Charles Butler
Execute all players who use MTO's
Isaac Cooper
It's crazy how clutch halep has become
Anthony Parker
HALEP WINS HER FIRST GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT TRULY A GOD DREAM
Blake Garcia
Pls win halep
I dont want her to cry
Christopher Sullivan
>Halep wins
Liam Thomas
Fucking Pepe Better than that anime thread anyway.
Caleb Perez
>frogs
Dylan Harris
im not angry at you. stop being a lil bitch. its just bants del potro
Daniel Parker
>everyone gets hurt in ao
nice torney,aussies
killing all the pros in january
Luke Mitchell
She argues about shit that is unimportant and she's kind of a bitch. Simona is a sweetheart off the court.
Ayden Wright
Send HALEP
Jeremiah Bennett
...
Eli Garcia
>every two seconds she complains to the umpire >never won a slam >essentially the female version of zverev
Jaxon Barnes
keep that hag, I'm more than happy with my Hantochova-fu
Nicholas Young
;_;
Xavier Lewis
hingis was always the patrician choice
>blonde rusky forgetable thot who eventually begged based martina to let her piggy back on doubles matches
Thomas Hernandez
Not worthy of slam.
Nolan Morris
HOPE
Noah Lopez
that's just a 1 break lead you dummy.
Jacob Perez
Plays disgusting tennis that simply relies on an opponents fuck up rather than being even remotely aggressive ever
Sebastian Butler
a cute
Jaxon Nelson
at the end of the day it's birdshit who really won the atp
Dominic Miller
oh no
Joseph Hernandez
...
Joseph Morales
>immediately comes back and starts playing well after a MTO sick of this twist
Easton Rogers
She's an entitled cunt who thinks she's as good as Serena and as pretty as Masha when she's neither
Leo Murphy
EYE OF THE TIGA
Logan Collins
yes pls
Jose Wilson
BRUH LOOK AT DIS DOOD
Liam Moore
Love the Halep, but this is nuts. She's less of a choker, but she's still wobbly. Just does it Eastern European style - mental breakdown behind poker face
Benjamin Lopez
time to post that fo ostapenko scoreline yet?
Ayden Hernandez
I still don't believe Halep is 26 she looks much older than Woz
Alexander Parker
this kills Fedditor
Ian Nelson
That rally just now was pitiful
Always unforced errors
Adrian Peterson
Back when opel was relevant, jesus what a fall of grace
Benjamin Cook
I felt that choke.
Jaxon Stewart
cry me a fucking river you pathetic cunts. all these mad euros and spics because their non-countries don't have a major. it's really not that hot, all players have to play in the same conditions and they're going to sweat anyway. cricketers play for 5 days straight wearing trousers in this weather there is /literally/ nothing to complain about. I mean it's 10pm for fuck sake it's fine
Matthew Edwards
Whoever loses this match should be sexually punished.
Isaiah Carter
And she decided to give up her tits
She has nothing going for her
Adam Hughes
she puts on this fake persona, gets the all the news lined up as she takes a few shots with the kids from her home club
when the cameras are turned off she jumps in a jet to get railed by an NBA team
she's extremely disingenuous and tries so hard to be things shes just not
being #1 drove her crazy, i hope she crashes and burns this match and never wins a slam in her a life
Angel Foster
Woz is a useless pusher
Bentley Wilson
t. sun
Anthony Cook
>cricketers No one care about bugs
Christian Reyes
not that I want to defend her but what if the Fed cup and the Olympics are shit tourneys and the tour's schedule is tight as it is already?
Eli Bennett
What was the last slam where the women’s tournament was more entertaining than the men’s?
Tyler Baker
Break to break, the state of the WTA serve
Colton Torres
WALLzniaki pushing back
Daniel Garcia
>4-4 I think she's just lost the match.
Isaiah Stewart
and you're a poo pusher you fucking shit lord asshole i hate you so much
Oliver Martin
>women struggling to hold serve = match of the tournament what a fucking joke
Ryan Cook
All 3 previous slams
Alexander Ross
halep is fucking SHOOK
Jackson Butler
2018 austrian open 2017 Wimbledon
Samuel Fisher
Wozniakis Vagina: Ugly, grey, with hanging and flappy curtains. Often pokes out of her shorts but she doesn't notice because the ends of her clitoral curtains have become so lacking in nerval sense from the relentless fucking of random men that she doesn't notice. Trace amounts of semen from half the mens tour form a small white crust along the ridges of the vagina and a crust inside. The cervix has been pushed back far enough that it is now 'playing from the baseline' and has retreated to the stomach. Despite this, she commands men lick and eat her 'beautiful pink pussy'. Her Polish roots clearly show through in her vagina which often has a putrid scent of cabbage that overwhelms even the fishy scent of her vagina. Lives in Denmark, one of the most secular societies on earth, yet demands that her vagina is worshipped religiously.
Simona's Vagina: Small, perky and pink, without noticeable curtains. The majority of her vaginal stimulation comes not from mens penis', but from her tight and perfect vagina rubbing against her underpants, because she wears 2 pairs of underpants with pictures of dinosaurs on them representing her mental naivity relating to the vagina and sex in general. Vagina smells very clean, as her lifetime of sitting on the streets of Romania has made her paranoid about the chances of insects crawling inside her, and she often washes it. Has a fully intact vaginal structure and like a gypsy beggar on the streets of western europe, her cervix often begs, begs for stimulation, but this is only provided via fingering with one or two fingers at most. As the communist remains of the USSR persist in Romanian politics, the fragile moistures of her pubertical development persist in her cervical walls
Nicholas Jones
I just feel better about myself when I'm pulling for Simona Halep, to be absolutely honest
Jordan Hughes
what a fucking shitty slam
Chase Clark
This shit isn’t entertaining soyboy
Luke Reyes
All of them except for the ones with Serena, and 2009 and 2012.
Camden Lee
/ourgirl/
Kayden Richardson
Women's tennis is so bad.
Angel Morris
>another fucking break >first one to hold gets to stay in my grand slam
Ryan Baker
Fucking choking contest
Luis Rodriguez
Wimbledon last year where Cilic cried like a bitch
Nathan Smith
Based
Benjamin Williams
non-existant
Colton Perry
good post
Carson Reyes
>amerifat 'humour'
Brody Campbell
indeed
Aiden Gray
wozniaki leg hair
Eli Carter
Brilliant 127 km/h second serve
Lucas Sanchez
CMON SIMONA
Christian Thompson
Her left knee is rooted though, not much use as a wife if she can't vacuum.
Jack Ross
BASED
James Anderson
FUUUUUCK
Gavin Peterson
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
Juan Howard
>being this insecure
Carson Collins
Is this pasta? Or did u write everything...
Oliver Jones
doesn't exist, even watching Cilic weep into his towel at Wimbly last year was better value than this shit