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>Shitlep wins
Shall be posting in this thread
I want HALEP to win!
FUCK WOZ AND FUCK PRINCESSES
>There are people who are not having Wozniacki as Waifu
TEEEENNNIIIIISSSSSSSSS
Is it possible for her to choke from here?
WTA!
Good thread.
< Injury time out
Bloody bullshit
the other thread sucks lmao
If Simo wins, I shall go to the pub
If she doesn’t, I shall still go to the pub but be less happy
muscular australian tennis thread
>MUH INJURY TIME OUT
pathetic
Based Central Time poster
She really just doesn't impress. If she can't beat Halep when she was clearly fucking out of gas, that's just sad.
>This triggers the american
I don't get it, what's your argument even?
I can watch whatever I want, and you are angry at the fact that I do that.
I thought amerimutts were all about muh freedom
where the FUCK is the cute physio
my waifu will always be Hingis
Halep has already won.
FUCK fake injury pipo
She’s exactly the same as robben
idk why i hate caro so much.
somebody redpill me lads
Execute all players who use MTO's
It's crazy how clutch halep has become
HALEP WINS HER FIRST GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT
TRULY A GOD DREAM
Pls win halep
I dont want her to cry
>Halep wins
Fucking Pepe
Better than that anime thread anyway.
>frogs
im not angry at you. stop being a lil bitch. its just bants del potro
>everyone gets hurt in ao
nice torney,aussies
killing all the pros in january
She argues about shit that is unimportant and she's kind of a bitch. Simona is a sweetheart off the court.
Send HALEP
...
>every two seconds she complains to the umpire
>never won a slam
>essentially the female version of zverev
keep that hag, I'm more than happy with my Hantochova-fu
;_;
hingis was always the patrician choice
>blonde rusky forgetable thot who eventually begged based martina to let her piggy back on doubles matches
Not worthy of slam.
HOPE
that's just a 1 break lead you dummy.
Plays disgusting tennis that simply relies on an opponents fuck up rather than being even remotely aggressive ever
a cute
at the end of the day it's birdshit who really won the atp
oh no
...
>immediately comes back and starts playing well after a MTO
sick of this twist
She's an entitled cunt who thinks she's as good as Serena and as pretty as Masha when she's neither
EYE OF THE TIGA
yes pls
BRUH
LOOK AT DIS DOOD
Love the Halep, but this is nuts. She's less of a choker, but she's still wobbly. Just does it Eastern European style - mental breakdown behind poker face
time to post that fo ostapenko scoreline yet?
I still don't believe Halep is 26 she looks much older than Woz
this kills Fedditor
That rally just now was pitiful
Always unforced errors
Back when opel was relevant, jesus what a fall of grace
I felt that choke.
cry me a fucking river you pathetic cunts. all these mad euros and spics because their non-countries don't have a major. it's really not that hot, all players have to play in the same conditions and they're going to sweat anyway. cricketers play for 5 days straight wearing trousers in this weather there is /literally/ nothing to complain about. I mean it's 10pm for fuck sake it's fine
Whoever loses this match should be sexually punished.
And she decided to give up her tits
She has nothing going for her
she puts on this fake persona, gets the all the news lined up as she takes a few shots with the kids from her home club
when the cameras are turned off she jumps in a jet to get railed by an NBA team
she's extremely disingenuous and tries so hard to be things shes just not
being #1 drove her crazy, i hope she crashes and burns this match and never wins a slam in her a life
Woz is a useless pusher
t. sun
>cricketers
No one care about bugs
not that I want to defend her but what if the Fed cup and the Olympics are shit tourneys and the tour's schedule is tight as it is already?
What was the last slam where the women’s tournament was more entertaining than the men’s?
Break to break, the state of the WTA serve
WALLzniaki pushing back
>4-4
I think she's just lost the match.
and you're a poo pusher you fucking shit lord asshole i hate you so much
>women struggling to hold serve = match of the tournament
what a fucking joke
All 3 previous slams
halep is fucking SHOOK
2018 austrian open
2017 Wimbledon
Wozniakis Vagina:
Ugly, grey, with hanging and flappy curtains. Often pokes out of her shorts but she doesn't notice because the ends of her clitoral curtains have become so lacking in nerval sense from the relentless fucking of random men that she doesn't notice. Trace amounts of semen from half the mens tour form a small white crust along the ridges of the vagina and a crust inside. The cervix has been pushed back far enough that it is now 'playing from the baseline' and has retreated to the stomach. Despite this, she commands men lick and eat her 'beautiful pink pussy'. Her Polish roots clearly show through in her vagina which often has a putrid scent of cabbage that overwhelms even the fishy scent of her vagina. Lives in Denmark, one of the most secular societies on earth, yet demands that her vagina is worshipped religiously.
Simona's Vagina:
Small, perky and pink, without noticeable curtains. The majority of her vaginal stimulation comes not from mens penis', but from her tight and perfect vagina rubbing against her underpants, because she wears 2 pairs of underpants with pictures of dinosaurs on them representing her mental naivity relating to the vagina and sex in general. Vagina smells very clean, as her lifetime of sitting on the streets of Romania has made her paranoid about the chances of insects crawling inside her, and she often washes it. Has a fully intact vaginal structure and like a gypsy beggar on the streets of western europe, her cervix often begs, begs for stimulation, but this is only provided via fingering with one or two fingers at most. As the communist remains of the USSR persist in Romanian politics, the fragile moistures of her pubertical development persist in her cervical walls
I just feel better about myself when I'm pulling for Simona Halep, to be absolutely honest
what a fucking shitty slam
This shit isn’t entertaining soyboy
All of them except for the ones with Serena, and 2009 and 2012.
/ourgirl/
Women's tennis is so bad.
>another fucking break
>first one to hold gets to stay in my grand slam
Fucking choking contest
Wimbledon last year where Cilic cried like a bitch
Based
non-existant
good post
>amerifat 'humour'
indeed
wozniaki leg hair
Brilliant 127 km/h second serve
CMON SIMONA
Her left knee is rooted though, not much use as a wife if she can't vacuum.
BASED
FUUUUUCK
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ
>being this insecure
Is this pasta? Or did u write everything...
doesn't exist, even watching Cilic weep into his towel at Wimbly last year was better value than this shit