What do you think about Roombas?

What do you think about Roombas?

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They act as a replacement for my dead cat. They make me feel less lonely in my shithole of an apartment.

Roombas are remorseless killing machines.

I'm a Roomba my dude

I am so sick and tired of you fucking robot fags what are you going to do next send us pictures of your dick in the Roomba and ask us to get trips to watch you put it in your butt fuck you you son of a bitch fuck so sick of this shit board just smash that fucking Roomba piss on it shit on it and let it run around the house that's what I did one time at a party I pooped on one never heard what happened after that but I'm sure it was funny that's what real men do not fagg's like you asking stupid questions you fucking blogger

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Idk they always remind me of headcrabs from half life. Especially the grasscutting ones

I'm thinking of buying one, I tend to not vacuum that often and when my parents come to visit they complain about the dust (I don't really notice or care about it, depression is a funny thing)

They're super cute!

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They seriously creep me out

Just image they are a clumsy little anime maid bumping into things going "uwaaa"

Or imagine this

I was thinking about buying one now that my cat died (RIP) but heard the cheaper alternatives are just as good (Shark R series). Thoughts?

I put blow up doll on my roomba to emulate the feeling of how it feels like to have a woman vaccum my floors

if you're worried about dust get an air purifyer. you'll just have to dust once.

I love my roomba, you have to clean everything off the floor first, wires, vomit, cat shit. You'll doing half the work of vaccuming if you live like a fucking slob... but if you keep your floor clear you can just start it off and go do dishes.
TL;DR
if you don't clean your place often it'll work like shit and you'll have a pretty 600$ thing gathering dust.

Botnet.

all these robots are for autistic people who are too retarded to clean house by themselves

>thing has wifi
>it's a botnet
Technically not wrong, but your tinfoil hat could use an update. Hah.

I have one. Battery is rubbish and it is not very good at cleaning. Get a wife instead.

Wasn't there an attack a few years ago that used all unprotected WiFi of household appliances?

>unprotected WiFi
So basically someone left their door wide open and were shocked to learn they were robbed.

Not really they used all the unprotected machines to DDoS one of the larger server structures in the US if I remember correctly, it closed down a big "chunk" of the web for a few hours (rumors was that it was either Russia or China testing their capabilities, which is a pretty scary thought imo).

More of the thing you're talking about was when some people hacked a casino via the unprotected temperature monitor for the aquarium in the lobby and stole a whole lot of money

>mfw no cute roomba waifu

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They kinda work? Like they do some cleaning but they suck at it. You still need to clean the floors. Also the tech just isn't QUIET there yet. They get hung up on stupid obstacles. If you dont mind fetching the fucker when it starts beeping and are ok with it doing a half-assed job they're fine.

They suck!

I think about them all the time.

Same. Have not yet done enough research to know if the alternatives are really worth it.

4/10
Needs work

They don't work for shit if anyone in the house has long hair.

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