HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING MOSCOW IS UNDER ATTACK WW3 STARTED

RIGHT NOW NUKLEAR ALERT IS WORKING IN MY CITY (NIZHNIY NOVGOROD).
THEY SAID MOSCOW HAVE BEEN NUKED AND RUSSIA DESIDED TO RESPONDE BY NUKES.

PROOFS OF ALERT WORKING:
vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP

PIC RANDOM

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP
bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Faggot lol

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wat why am i still alive then

Nice bait

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Kek

>vocaroo.com/i/s142T8ySuxQP

BUMP POST PIC RUSSIA

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is this real?


I really feel like all these Muslim outbursts are adding up across the globe

tension feels high to me

Lay off the vodka, Yuri.

HOLY SHIT. I JUST SAW IT ON CNN

LISTEN TO THE FUCKING VOCAROO YOU CAN HEAR NUCLEAR SIREN IN THE BACKGROUND

POST VIDEO RUSSIA

OMG I just saw it too

maybe it's mad turks nuked us

0/10 woeful shitpost

чo ты блядь пиздишь пидop
иди нa юлилayтy бeйти нapoд
t. Hижний Hoвгopoд-кyн

fake and gay

>Moscow nuked
>my bitch ex-gf vaporized
In my dreams.

My jaw just dropped to the floor. Thanks for letting me know. Stay safe Russkies

Oh shit unsubstatiated reports that russia has nuked istanbul!

Bump for you, friend.
jk, saging.

this is bait right?
r-right... guys...?

ISRAELI ARMY STARTED RECRUITING RESERVE SOLDIERS
FUCK

damn my exgf is to the south of moscow i hope she vaporized too

HOLY SHIT

Good bye goy

You're drunk again Dmitry.

we am dead
bulgaria has fallen

Lol this can't be real.

QUICK TURN ON CNN

You do realize we can hear that the sound is coming from your computer

ДAДИM ПOCOCATЬ

HOLY SHIT

bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083

bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083

bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083


bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083

...

LISTEN TO THR FUCKING VOCAROO

THERES ANOTHER THREAD IN THE CATALOG LIKE THIS

I saw a thread earlier today a Russian said that they got a call from conscription asking for boot and pant sizes for a 10 year veteran

This shit might be real

>tfw this is b8

lol 10/10

Highest of keks

>usually don't ever believe in Sup Forums happenings
>ISAF on highest alert since 2011

just fuck my tour up senpai

Chill ya beans, Boris. We all know this is bullshit.

what the fuck is hapopenign

OMG CHECK CNNN OMGGGGGG

you got talib&

periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv

periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv

periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv
>periscope.tv/KaBuSuNuM/1ZkJzpPVrzrKv

ISIS IN TURKEY

Britbongs just handed butter knives and told "warm up your crumpets, it's bally good time for a bosh up"

Wtf there's a coup in Turkey?

>WW3 STARTED
>WW3

We're not in the 1960s ya dingus.

We've had a gorillion "World Wars" but we don't call them WWs because no one wants to become the antagonist.

Cheez.

he looks like albanian.

The happening truck has no brakes

why do they look so cringey

listen to this man and don't take the bait

Kys

>bbc.com/news/putin-found-dead-at-kremilin-witness-crimalists-said-he-tried-to-suck-his-own-dick-36809083
Fake, it goes to "Page not found".

FUCK

Holy fuck is this real?

Wew, I didn't know Sup Forums had its own IP and flag.

Anyone care to explain to an ignorant person here what the fuck is going on, without fucking yelling bullshit

need more info to be honest with you family

go back into skadovsk and wait till the emission is over

It's a very fake (and very gay) shitpost by a humorous Iwan. Focus attention back on Roachistan.

Who should we tip?

You made me laugh so hard, my reality literally became distorted

NIGGER ANSWER ME.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN MOSCOW

I DONT CARE FOR TURKEY WHAT HAPPENS IN MOSCOW

RT IS NORMAL AS ALWAYS

>Putin tried to suck his own dick
You checked to see if THAT was real?

are you fucking serious, no bait?

hahaha

God damn what a couple of faggots

That pistol looks fake as fuck and makes a strange rattling sound.

No nuke reported, Pedro. Probably fake.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

RT live is down now for me

So is CNN live

Topkek

>RT
>ever

Ya no guff

>tried to suck his own dick

Oh god

>the first outlet to cover and air Nice attack
>lol le propaganda

STOP USING NUKES THEY ARE BANNED FROM WAR

MUSLIMS ARE OUT IN THE STREETS WITH STICKS AND BICYCLE WHEELS. ALL I HAVE IS A CAN OF DEODORANT TO DEFEND MYSELF WITH. SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY.

YEAH IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO FAKE THAT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST FIND A THOUSAND RECORDINGS OF NUCLEAR SIRENS ON THE INTERNET AND PLAY THEM IN THE BACKGROUND I MEAN COME ON

youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q

stop lying. It's true, Putin choked to death on his own dick

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