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halloween edition

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Good banner.

>youtube.com/watch?v=n65pnXNaP4g
>dubs actually being human

Strange.

Is anyone working today?

>/éire/
>working

Yesterday felt more like Halloween than today.

University "work".

Everyday can be Halloween if your life is a nightmare

Unusually despondent, Lux.

I just woke up and want to die. I feel horrible.

>turn on the news
>stories about sexual assault claims in politics and show business non-stop for 30 minutes
Surely there are more important things going on in the world?

>erp'ing

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ERP

Which one of the definitions is being met, user?

Tá Gailge ag cé mhéad lucht abhus?

Holy shit, Justin is angry is his new video. I've never seen him like this

youtube.com/watch?v=f1E3i23SgMY

>those ears
Every time.

Post a pic of yourself there sure

>I'll wait

From now on refer to me with female pronouns

Thanks in advance.

Hope you're looking forward to work tomorrow.

>turns up to work first day as a tranny
>"Haha great Halloween costume bro!"

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Michael Collins was a terrorist.

Oh Father, dear, I often hear
You speak of Vvardenfell
Her lofty scenes, her valleys green
Her mountains rude and wild
They say it is a lovely land
Wherin a prince might dwell
Then why did you abandon it?
Oh, the reason to me tell

My son, I loved my my native land
with energy and pride
Till the blight came over all my crops
And my guar and mudcrabs died
The rents and taxes were to pay
And I could not them redeem
And that's the cruel reason
I left old Seyda Neen

Tis well I do remember
The bleak Hearthfire day
When the census and the excise came
To drive us all away
They set the roof on fire
With their cursed n'wah spleen
And that's another reason
I left old Seyda Neen

Oh your mother, Azura rest her soul
Lay on the snowy ground
She fainted in her anguishing
Seeing the desolation round
She never rose, but passed away
From life to mortal dreams
And found a quiet resting place
In dear old Seyda Neen

Oh, you were only two years old
And feeble was your frame
I could not leave you with my friends
For you bore your father's name
I wrapped you in my cote'amour
In the dead of night unseen
And I heaved a sigh, and I bade goodbye,
To dear old Seyda Neen

Oh, Father dear, the day will come
When on vengeance we will call
And Dunmer men, both stout and strong
Will rally unto the call
I'll be the man to lead the van
Beneath the flag of green
And loud on high, we'll raise the cry
"Revenge for Seyda Neen!"

Fuck off De Valera

Post Halloween spookiness

youtu.be/Co6d3h-NpS8

Any other nerds here?

aib.ie/gaa/blog/2017/05/jack_mccaffrey_im_a_nerd

nobody cares about important things

>gaa
>nerd
Not even going to bother clicking that shite

I want to move out of my parents house but I cant afford to rent. The cost of rent is not going to go down so it looks like I'll be here until I'm in my 30's.

get a better job

Got you covered, Frenchbro.

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41773196/sugar-daddy-site-targeting-university-students-in-paris-is-removed

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They'll just keep raising the rent. Doesn't matter.

I'll be 22 tomorrow and still a KHV. As time goes by I feel like I'll never have a GF and I'm kinda fine with that.
How bout u lads?

Already almost halfway through 22

Same but I'm older than you. Just stop caring about it because none of it matters.
As long as you don't become a bitter woman hating r9k type then you'll be fine.

I don't hate women, heck I understand why I've never got myself a GF.
The thing though is how people look at you when they learn you're a virgin. A girl I know since a while back asked me if I wasn't gay.
It sucks, I don't tell people how to live their lives so why the fuck do they tell me how to live mine.

Most people shouldn't learn that. What kind of people do you interact with where they ask these things? I don't think I've ever once been asked in my life if I'm a virgin.
Most people can kind of figure out you're a loner but in their eyes you're irrelevant. They don't care about you.
So why should you care?

Why are you telling people that you're a virgin?

It's the same reason why central banks ask why people aren't borrowing their currency.

It was a acquaintance I used to go to school with, I hadn't seen her in years and I don't know we came to talk about that.
Also another time I was at a party with some "friends" and we were playing a game, long story short other people learned about it

>no one did anything to help

What? Why would people do anything to help in a situation like that?
It'll all end soon don't worry. You're young and you'll distance yourself from these people and never see them again.

Although at work once everyone was making fun of my boss for being a "virgin" even though they didn't/couldn't know but he's a bit of a loser so it's kind of obvious.
I imagine they think the same thing about me.

Hate that Halloween and All-Saints day are one after another
You can take pride in being one desu and say that that's something that you value very much,doubt that people will judge you for being a virgin though

Look down on virgins personally.

Whats all saints day? Halloween is just another day for our family. Nobody really cares because most of us are at work except me. Just got lucky this year to be off.
>something that you value very much
not its not
>doubt that people will judge you for being a virgin
they will and do but letting people know in the first place is the mistake.

>What? Why would people do anything to help in a situation like that?
>what is friendship
Not saying they'd strip down and bend over, obviously, that's not what "help" means.

>anime queer

Fuck off.

But why would they help in that situation anyway? It's not like a friend would stand up for you and try change the topic or anything.

Fuck off.

Virgin queer lol.

Anime queer lol.

I look like I have down syndrome.

Look lads, two queers maybe they should fuck each others holes.

All-saints day (Allerheljen or Toussaint) is the day where we remember our dead and go to a special mass that takes place on the graveyard while standing in front of the decorated graves of our loved-ones it's quite depressing and long and usually followed by a family dinner

>Being less successful than a weeaboo

Absolute state of you lol.

>special mass
why bother? Are you religious?
Speaking of which are there people here who still go to the annual grave yard mass lol?

Ewww. You seem like the sort who always says something inappropriate out loud.

He hasn't specified what happened, or even that it was heterosexual. Until then I will not back down.

Wish the homosexuals would stop flirting and ERP'ing with each other.

>Until then I will not back down.
If only you had such resolve with women eh?

Thread has taken a weird turn, lads.

>homosexuals
boatfags*

>Why bother
Respect for the dead
>Are you religious
Are you new around here?

that's when things get fun

No but I'm going to presume you are.
>respecting the dead.
kek

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It's actually AA and somebody else.

I agree, threads where there's six hours between posts and it's just the cabal asking when the next civ game is are much better.

Still better than whatever it is that's going on right now.

>still better
No it isn't, it's better for you and your little cabal. Not for everyone else.

Nope

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People who wear poppies deserve to have their head punched in. Glad it's so stigmatised here. We know who to trust and not trust.

So you like people insulting each other with one line /brit/-posts? Is that what you want from /éire/?

For the record, I don't even own Civ.

Believe I lower the standard of discourse in these threads.

It's called banter

What's ironic is it's the Brits copying the Yank culture. No one gave a fuck about the war dead, not even at the time.

Haven't played Civ in a year or so. Spending my days playing Empire Total War and watching anime now

Reckon I could beat anyone in /éire/ and any Total War game.

>It's called banter
/brit/-tier banter is shit. But if your taste is that bad, why not go back to /brit/ and get all the "banter" you want?

>So you like people insulting each other with one line /brit/-posts? Is that what you want from /éire/?

Nope but it's better than people posting about Civ for once at the least and making the thread their little hugbox devoid of outer contact.

Give us some of your best banter then

Outer contact?

Why are motorcyclists all such manchildren?

Banter should never be forced. That's one of the big failings of /brit/ "banter".

>Empire Total War
What mods? For what purpose?

anime queer

Darth mod empire.

The main thing preventing me from moving out is how much effort it is. The thoughts of having to ship all my stuff down and set things up, then sort utilities like internet, and direct debits and all that sounds like a huge pain in the hole.
How bad is it lads? Need advice from those who've done it.

virgin queer

Decent choice but why play Empire these days? What specifically draws you to it when it's so flawed and so old?

anime queer

I don't know what else to play.

imagine being a virgin lads AND being a computer game nerd

how pathetic can you be?

I'm pretty sure you're insulting the whole of Sup Forums there lad

*unsubscribes*

It's not that bad. Moving furniture is the harder part.

Was it heterosexual?

>people actually think fireworks should be illegal.
What is wrong with these sad bastard molly coddle children? is it the church?
We're one of the only country with them illegal and every year it prevents nobody from getting them.
Fire works are family friendly fun for holidays like halloween and new years and every other country can sell and use them in a safe manor.
Yet when they're illegal you see them being used only in anti social manners.
the only furniture I own is my desk and chair.
I presume I'd have to get a van for all that stuff including my computers.

>>people actually think fireworks should be illegal.
So long as we can't purge the morlocks, yeah it's better that they be desu.

>is it the church?
Why in the fuck would it be the church?

Whats a morlock?
>Why in the fuck would it be the church?
Because every Irish conservative who wants things like fireworks prohibited seems to base their logic on the morals of the church

You-know-who is p to his old tricks again.

>Because every Irish conservative who wants things like fireworks prohibited seems to base their logic on the morals of the church
Do you have any source for this or is this prejudice pulled out of your arse?
Because when the church actually had cultural influence fireworks weren't banned, and the people in charge now LOVE England and their nanny state and HATE the church.