What's the most American thing you've ever done?

What's the most American thing you've ever done?

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I went to Texas to lynch niggers, and chase wetbacks back to taco land

Shot a gun.

Abandoned our Kurdish allies in the fight against ISIS

>lynch
lunch

Fucked my cousin.

I evicted a family just before Christmas because the father lost his job and couldn't afford rent.

been crippled by medical debt

I once squirted cheese out of a tube. It was fucking disgusting.

beat the shit out of a mexican

Bee

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Voted for Trump

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Lived with anxiety and depression. Also tried to cure it with addiction

Saw a towel head carrying a bucket with oil. Called him terrurist, killed him, rape his wife and take the oil.

God bless America.

Didn't give the rest of the world a bit of thought even though they are on our dicks 24/7

not participated in a you laugh you win thread

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ate at Denny's

went to Disney world

>be at wal-mart
>shit my pants

Ate 3 burgers in one sitting.

Stood for the flag during the national anthem.

drive around in the summer with the a/c on and windows down while drinking beer

Be a straight white male, pay my bills/taxes, raise my kids, watch NFL & MLB, grill on Sunday, get drunk every night.

I once weighed over 300 lbs

worked for a gun manufacturer and was able to shoot a full auto AR 15 and fake grenades from an attached m203 launcher.

Fucked over the Kurds. Come at me amerifags

Ha I did that today

Had freedom.

Drive a truck
Own / shoot firearms constantly
Get excessively drunk daily
Grill multiple times a week
Watch sports daily

Mexico does that regularly.

Ha. Refugees say it’s bad here. Get what you deserve

I once shat my pants

Had my 5th cheeseburger this morning while fucking the Kurds who did our heavy lifting

Spent a day once with my pop, cousin, and friend of mine that we all joked was humorously “american”.

Rode around my folks farm on an old white pickup truck and cut up and loaded fallen branches with some hatches and a chainsaw which we then burned on a large bonfire. Then did some shooting on the property (their land backs up to a wildlife refuge, so not very concerned about stray rounds.) We later threw around a football and all of the above was done with the company of my family’s yellow lab.

There is a photo of the 4 of us standing around the truck with the guns, football, dog, and (of course) an American flag which was flown from the side of one of my parent’s barns.

Felt proud that Mudslimes aren't taking over every part of our country

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Get on SSDI Disabilty

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cut my foreskin off because i love jews
shitted my pants
broke a chair just by sitting on it
i accidentally shot someone
offered my gf to random niggers
get aids from taking too much cock in my ass
left school after 3years

You sir are living the american dream.

Drinking whyskie while eating som shitty burgers.

I used the Internet that we created and felt great that the rest of the world want to suck our huge cocks

Paid more taxes than a sacred multinational

Being White

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