Bored, figured I’d start an actual faces of Sup Forums thread.
How are my fellow Anons?
Bored, figured I’d start an actual faces of Sup Forums thread
Leo Lee
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Blake Evans
you look so gay with that heart tear tat
Daniel Phillips
I do. thanks for noticing. I'm guessing we don't ever do faces of Sup Forums threads anymore or did I just scare off everyone with my half assed selfy? Haven't been here for a while.
Asher Morgan
doin pretty shit cunt how about you
Levi Hernandez
Hi
I live in a car
Xavier Moore
Good, check out my funny podcast guys
Hunter King
Hey faggots
I was born with this mask on
I wear it always
MF always
Christopher Howard
what's the point of being an user if you're going to post your face?
Jaxon Allen
tfw new haircut
Jaxson Foster
Actual faggots
Joseph Reyes
Not sure why I visit Sup Forums
Thomas Edwards
The thrill of not being anonymous but not posting your name and someone might recognize you but you could just be another face
Evan Jones
...
Ethan Reed
femanon?
Brody King
About the same. It’s always some drama or negative emotion or lack of something in my life. I just want a group of friends that doesnt Make me feel more alone than when I actually am alone buts probably me tbh...
Sucks dude. Been there done that. If you wanna tell your story I’ll listen.
Consider suicide more often.
Holy shit my camera was dirty. Here’s a slightly less shitty selfy if anyone gives a fuck.
Caleb Green
Chequed
Dominic King
Uhhh im a male sorry
Dylan Wood
what made you decide to get that tattoo?
Chase Diaz
You wish
Lucas Brown
Carson Evans
was hard to tell ty for clarification
Jacob Morales
Because why the fuck not. Just because someone might recognize your face doesn’t mean they’re going to know anything you’ve posted on here.
Daniel Watson
yw though I'd be a pretty ugly girl if I was one
Jordan Long
The tldr is I tried to blow my brains out, fucked up and gave up, had no job, got evicted, now in several thousand dollars in debt with two pending felony charges
So I live in a car, I drive my sister to work since she can’t drive but my parents don’t want me living on their sofa, even if it’s just for a month until I go to prison.
It’s been interesting. Met a lot of other homeless people. I gave my blankets to a woman who lives outside in the area, she needed them more than I do.
Evan Garcia
Long story. Contrary to the rules of being OP it doesn’t mean I’m a faggot. I’ve never told anyone the actual meaning, never will.
Logan Carter
Blake Richardson
marianastrench.jpg
Jordan Garcia
Wus bobbin Sup Forums I look like an autist
Elijah Kelly
mad cuz too pussy to post face
Alexander Reed
>on Sup Forums
>tried suicide
>criminal behavior
Sounds about normal for this bunch. That sucks dude. My advice, if you get some homeless pussy wear a condom. Also, Good luck court dude that shits a bitch but sometimes you get lucky... I’ve been on probation 3 years now for what was almost an attempted murder charge. Way tldr...
Angel Adams
Feeling manic af in the park..
Gabriel Hall
Do you have a job?
Parker Bennett
Well the felonies are related to the situation where I was gonna shoot myself
Protip, don’t try and scare the cops away from your door with a gun.
Also protip if you’re gonna blow your brains out, just do it.
The worst part about living in the car so far is how hard it is to jerk off. It’s fuckin cold as all hell, I have next to no food, I’m thirsty all the time and nowhere around here has water fountains or sinks to refill my water bottle often, but oh my god I want to bust a nut.
And I just can’t, people would see or I would ruin my shirt.
I gave up video games, a flat surface to sleep on, most food, but giving up wacking it, oh man, this is the hardest part.
Nicholas Jones
Watching bsg with my dog
Luis Hill
Haha damn
Levi Gomez
>inb4 haircut
David Thomas
Been a grip
John Green
You look like my 19 year old ex if she was about 13...
more or less. I make about 2,000$ a month but it's more just "independent contracting" however you want to read into that.
Yeah... That could go either way and in my experience the courts will drag it out as long as they can because they make more money that way. Fuck your anxiety right? The fact they gave you affordable bond is a good sign though. They might give you assaulting an officer with a deadly weapon charge but depending on your history they might just give you a disturbing the peace charge and slap you with some fines and probation like myself.
And take it from a guy who has been homeless in the winter before. If you're at all good with the opposite sex find a younger girl (18+) with major mommy and daddy issues and just charm her. Road head = best head and even if she doesn't want to have sex she'll probably go out her way to help you find a place to stay or just chill with you so at night you are way less cold... If not, well. Get your jerking in in bathrooms, make money on the side however you can, walmart parking lots are usually the best because most of them are chill about it. Only had a cop knock on my window once and he didn't even make me leave when i told him i was sleeping there cause I was homeless. See this as a chance to master your "charming" abilities if you will. I mean fuck it, what do you really have to lose anymore. right?
nice.
You look like an 80s porn star and I'm not knocking that...
Jose Jones
Femanon?
Carter Smith
Tits with timestamp you catfishing nigger
Asher Rivera
>hey internet, I masturbate to traps and furry porn.
Easton Howard
you two are definitely femanons unlike that other guy who was a mystery
Gabriel Rivera
that sucks man
Brody White
Go tell your tumblr blog. We don't care.
Luis Peterson
lol
Nathaniel Clark
Hey niggers
Ian Hall
Hey guys!
John White
Omg shoe on head! I love you! Now show us your dick faggot.
Gabriel Flores
>You look like an 80s porn star and I'm not knocking that...
I almost crashed my car. Fuck this got me.
Ayden Adams
Kek! Shoe on head. Awesome!
Gavin Cox
Sharpie in pooper for the WIN!
Joseph Jones
believe me if i had a dick i would post it all over the internet
Jace Sanchez
Hey femanons of /b. Am I good looking. And guess my age.
Brayden Bell
Noice Tripps. So what is the last thing you saved off of Sup Forums.
Pic related is mine.
Thomas Nguyen
Not femanon. You're 5/10 and you're probably 19.
David Kelly
No
8
Luis Jackson
>sub 90 iq MGTOW
>sub 70iq tattoo
>wrists as thick as a chicken leg. Only exercise is probably achieved from runbing his dick raw with his callused hands
>literal neckbeard that lives in his car.
Next.
>some 40 year old virgin in constant need for adulation.
Your mask isn't cool. It never was. Its just cringy. Just stop.
lol what is this actual faggot
How does someone look both 50 and 20 at the same time?
>was actually masturbating before taking this picture for Sup Forums
Show benis
Don't show benis
I suppose Tyrone needs something to grab onto when he's pounding your faggot ass from behind. Get a haircut and be a man.
Eww
Working on the reverse mullet. Ballsy move.
Bug people
No. 15. Mods?
Austin Sanchez
You look like a tranny 17 yo. How's the testosterone shots effecting your menstrual cycle? Getting bottom surgery soon?
Brandon Jenkins
Don't listen to them. They're just 40 year old wizards who resent the opportunity you have before yourself. You're pretty cute. You'll make some guy a happy faggot one day.
Isaiah Jones
>My name is not important
David Carter
What are your felony charges?
Nathaniel James
Age?
Gavin Gray
Are you Latino?
Wyatt Campbell
>make some guy a happy faggot
>implying that's actually a dude
user, it's a dyke lesbian.
Noah Taylor
Pointing a firearm at a person and resisting law enforcement
Because I wouldn’t let them inside and then drew a gun on the door
Both F6’s so not the worst but I was a truck driver, felonies are career ending. And my judge is not looking at this case with very much in the way of leniency
Wyatt Garcia
>How does someone look both 50 and 20 at the same time?
Add both divide by 2. Very nice age guess, user.
Brody Stewart
Brandon Fisher
Sucking dick for cash. I refused to blow the nigger cops enormous schlong, so they popped me for prostitution and possession of meth, felony amount.
Anthony Ward
Well best of luck to you. Hopefully the fact that you were suicidal, and so obviously not of sound mind at the time, will be cause for some leniency.
Jaxson Flores
OP here and we are all devastated by your comments. I assure I am literally trying to hang myself but my tattoos mental retardation is making it really hard to figure this noose thing out... Why don't you show us what a God-tier Chad such as yourself looks like or go troll some other shitty thread.
Asher Jenkins
Asher Diaz
Cute. My boyfriend's a Maga,too. I like when he wears his red Maga while bobbing up and down sucking my dick.
Ayden Howard
Samuel Green
not today
you're too young go home
(see attached)
i have no benis
Nathan Fisher
How do I look more manly then, I didn't realize I looked like a faggot till now.
Kayden Roberts
Lose some weight please. The first 10 lbs will be easy. Just wash that mound of makeup off of your ugly face.
Joseph Reed
you a trap??
Jordan Long
What's your ethnicity?
Jeremiah Smith
You're fat. All the filters in the world can't hide your high blood glucose count, piggy.
Matthew Cooper
The absolute amount of cuck faces. How can you guys live with yourselves
You have potential though. Don’t become a cuck like all these faggots.
Jace Scott
Timestamp and I'll give an honest rating
Connor Bell
>Maga hat
>neckbeard
>pudgy fingers
>you can see the asbestos on his room
>spends entire paycheck paying off a shitty iPhone and other stupid impulses
You're definitely not a stereotype
Nathan Ward
I've lost 2 stone in the past year, still trying, currently weigh 12 stone and hope to lose another one by the end of the year, slow and steady progress! :)
Jordan Cooper
You can never win fren, give up while you're ahead
Landon Howard
Its easy. Stop consuming more calories than you burn. Exercise more. Eat better. Or both. You'll see improvements in no time. Now show tits or gtfo
Anthony Lee
show dick
Noah Nguyen
Want to look more manly? Stop being a 15 year old twink.
Nathaniel Cruz
Mother is American/Jap, father is Italian/Austria
Bentley Davis
Huh. Did they have you circumcised, then?
Nathan Murphy
Shut up nigger. It's not about calories in calories out. You're living in the fucking past
Noah Jackson
Problem is I'm 18, last year I looked like I was 13
Carter Gomez
post a pic of yourself standing up
Kayden Fisher
>mfw the femanon complimented me
Easton King
whats up user, is this the girl you have a crush on and are cyber stalking them that you had to download a instagram image and post on Sup Forums for approval. she looks lke shes been blacked before and will continue to take nigger dick
Gavin Thompson
What is the law of the conservation of mass? Stop being low iq
Bentley Baker
100% not jew. So my penis has all it's pieces
Noah Young
im actually a guy, sorry dude
how pathetic
Luke Cox
Interesting, why? Assuming you were born somewhere in the USA...
William Jones
Hit the gym. You'll get some natural T pumping and will develop more masculine features. Other than that, prepare for a life of twinkdom.
David Clark
how about no