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any lil pump man in? edition

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eat shit leftypol discord

Might just go back to sleep for a bit genuinely cba today

Tim

heavy pounding beats

what a shit fucking bizarro "edition"

what actually goes through your tiny little australian runtbrain when you think "ah yes I'll go to the effort of making a new thread for the BRITS but i'll just slap on some weirdo irrelevant shite haha epic weuurgghhh spoider in my dingo" fuck off
stupid
STUPID uugly australian hate you fuck off

ah yes the future of the white race

havent showered in 4 days :o

GOOD post xxxxxxxxxxxx

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drumpf impeachment imminent lads

*regenerates your town*

Here is the vape shop and wetherspoons you wanted

what stops westminster saying that a scottish vote is illegal? Catalonia is bigger than and has a much stronger desire for independence than scotland yet nobody seems to care

ESKEDITTTT

Kevin Spacey is just confirming what we already knew. That all gays are also nonces. It's their insidious, predatory nature. Have you ever been around a gay person? They're always touchy feely, trying to probe you to question your sexuality. It's no coincidence that monsters hide under the bed and gays hide in the closet, they're just waiting for the right moment to pounce. It's in their nature.

No Communist Party, No New China?

New Boris bikes are out lads

too many people in the uk its not right

(You)
iggy azaela - bounce (on muslim's cocks).

sam hyde is not funny

Hit very close to home

gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

haha lads

matt
we don't even know if he did it idiot

Ah yes the provincial gentrification (grim)

swear that's the leftwing one

just about to have a 'za

Bunty man

Got my doggo in bed with me :3

liam and autismoyank

Just Rorke Things

christ can't imagine having one that young, its like you're just asking to wake up one morning and desire kids

Because Scotland has a right to leave. Catalonia doesn't. It's all legal technicalities. If they support Catalonia's "illegal" bid for independence, what's to stop other regions trying in other EU nations? The UK's a special case because it's technically a union of countries, not a "single" nation like France and Spain. It has more to do with how Catalonia's independence will affect other countries in Europe.

the renters have 24 hours to pay their dues or they're being evicted lads

Landlord's are scum, are you scum lad?

The UK had no devolution for hundreds of years you Jock runt.

Spent three racks on a new chain

i'm a benevolent god desu
they had 6 months to pay their dues and they haven't

Might circle a property for the Landlord lads, let one go and bang war.

Spain is a unified monarchy just like us you plonker

Were you in the dead green Daewoo looking for the pizza?

moron, grow some spine you cuck

hmm

I would have evicted them on the 2nd week if they didn't have the rent

fingies crossed smla xx

hey smla xx

why does Scotland have a "right to leave" but Catalonia doesn't, and vice versa

genuinely trying to understand why people are oh so careful to ensure that the outcome of the SNP's (failed) referendum was enshrined and protected, yet don't give a single toss about the (hugely successful) Catalan independence referendum

just don't see why catalonia doesn't have a right to self-determine (and that nobody outside of catalonia seems to have a problem with this) but scotland apparently does (and again nobody has a problem with this)

miss beto desu

Seriously just heard some fat kid with greasy hair talking about rorkes in WHSmiths

I know you’re here and I know you’ll see this, btw you stunk

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Over that bed the moon shines bright
The bells of Paradise I heard them ring
Denoting our Saviour was born this night
And I love my Lord Jesus above anything.

he's 63 and ill and was(allegedly) audited by the IRS and they've been taking half his social security check every month and that's why he can't afford to pay his dues. could you evict a sick old man? i doubt it desu

in WHSmiths letting everyone know that lefties dont exist because i invented being a rorke, think they got my message

love god and his son jesus x

i thought the only reason the referendum outcome was so strongly in favour of leaving was because the only people that voted in it were the ones that wanted to leave, at the time the remainers didn't take it seriously enough to actually go and vote. I know some people in Barcelona and apparently the average person there is completely against it.

Technicalities lads. A weak divided UK won't be able to challenge Germany or France's stances in European politics. But a weak divided Spain might trigger referendums in other countries. It's less to do with actual legal rights and more to do with the balance of power. Politics at it's most slimy. To put it in Sup Forums terms, the Jews don't benefit from a divided Spain.

me x

Something similar has happened to me before lad. Swear he was another brit poster.

In JD sports and this skinhead chav kept on harping on about Muslims and Jews andkept on saying "FUCKING LEFTYPOL DISCORD" when the JD staff told him to leave as well as "CAN I SPEAK TO DEANO", he stunk quite badly of stale piss, shit and cigarettes.

do you think maisie has a hairy fanny?

puttering at this

probably dead, feel sorry

Nah

Hahaha holy shit. It's one thing if you're like 50 and have a bunch of kids. But the idea of doing it that early and probably because of some girl at the time. The psychological element of this is confounding
>yes honey render me infertile haha it's ok
*Gets literally cuckolded*
>Oh well I guess its for the best honey my balls are useless anyway I'll just help raise this man's child

that's the wai i imagine it tbqh
hairy black smelly fanny

one hairy black smelly fanny please

If you want a scrap meet me round the back of little chef on the m40

Serious people only

Imagine theres no toil
Its easy if you try
No alarm waits for us
Ahead us free time
Imagine all the workers
Forever on holiday

You may say i'm a dreamer
But i'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the work will be off

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Because it is IN THE SPANISH CONSTITUTION THEY CANNOT LEAVE. Get it through you thick fucking skull. Don't have to guess how you voted in the referendum.

every time i get drunk i end up talking to my female friend about extremely lewd sex and our preferences for everything and we're both single but she still doesn't like me that way

i think she just feels sorry for me

sam hyde is not funny

toil post make grug think about redistribute wealth then grug no have to work

so there's literally no reason except the spanish government says "no u can't do that lol"

so why don't we just do that to the scots? we're too soft that's why

Try telling her you'll get a vasectomy, that'll do the trick.

He was when he did those shitty old bathroom videos in 12

Now he is shit

what the fuck do jocks even have to moan about

Not joking but you're quite literally too stupid to understand the humour

It's enshrined in their constitution for decades. We don't have any such precedents, in fact ours are the opposite-union is voluntary.

Fucking top album desu. It's like a good Rage Against the Machine without all the commie bullshit.

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they can NEVER have all this, just imagine

hahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaa

being the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization

Lads remember that *literal* 50 year old nonce that used to post here a few months ago? he had the name OLD glory or something

Actually im dreaming of a fully automated economy with universal basic income and opportunities to earn more through art, research and other human value endeavours.

*has free uni*
*Is one of the wealthiest parts of the UK*
*still receives massive subsidies*
*Still tries to leave and extort the rest of the UK for more money*
Want to see them fuck off just to see their state crumble

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thing written on paper doesn't seem like an actual reason to not give a poo about the independence referendum of a region of many millions of people but ok

>being the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

made some cheesy bread 1/2

business idea: new law where all women wear tights

t. descended from jock bread thieves

remember the yellow pee pee monster? i wonder is he still out there pissing in toilets desu

it's raw

no crumb pics since i'm letting it 'bake' for another couple of hours before cutting

>you need to be smart to enjoy sam hyde
>not being a fan is indicative of lack of intelligence

Hmm

This is normal.

which one is the bottom?

CX IN THE CHAT

Would love an older gf

>Scotland-left wing
>Northern Ireland (mostly Scot descended)-most right wing of all UK
Hmmm doing a think

gonna rip open my roommate's bread before it's done resting