Sup Forums, should I go to a prostitute to lose my virginity? Where would I even find one?

Sup Forums, should I go to a prostitute to lose my virginity? Where would I even find one?

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Ask your dad where he found your mom

just find a gally user, buy her some scran and her legs will part

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What country are you in?

US, specifically east coast

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Adultwork if you are in the UK. I have banged many a romanian there. The special ones even let you nut inside them

>US, specifically east coast
>if you are in the UK
Bit of a problem here, buddy

Go to any asian massage parlour and get a message. Just as she is about to finish rip the towel off and throw her an extra 50. It works

find a woman, buy her food and her legs will open
happy?

i wouldn't bother. it's not going to be a happy memory and if you ever do find a normal relationship you'll have that emotional baggage and maybe an std. buy a fleshlight and weather the storm

Hey i am giving you solutions. Its not my fault you are from an imbred country you virgin nigger. Work it out

Doubt it's that easy, but worth a shot.

Alright, fine. Let me buy a intercontinental airline ticket just to get some poon. Real fucking brilliant financial decision

>should I go to a prostitute to lose my virginity
If you really feel like its that important yes.
Hell, try crowdfunding for it.

>Where would I even find one?
-If you are lazy
craigslist personal ads
backpage

-If you don't mind buying a plane ticket
Nevada USA
Amsterdam red light district

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quality and quantity of scran is directly correlated to amount of sex occurring

>country is the origin of English
>imbred

imagine being so cucked that you can't spell in your own language and need an id to buy plastic spoons

Haha good one. Dont listen to this faggot and go find the most trashy whore money can buy and have your 15 seconds of heaven with her. Its not loke op is ever going to have a proper relationship with anyone anyway....

>weather the storm
Here's the thing: I've read that no girl wants to be with a virgin, and I'm not sure when this "storm" will end, if at all. A bunch of pickup artists have suggested going to a prostitute just to get it overwith

If you are relatively young 18-30 then no, unless you or insanely unappealing in both looks and personality don’t lose it to a literal whore. It will feel good for a moment but there won’t be any true intimacy or passion.

If you have no other choice do your thing but I doubt you’ll be happy about it when it’s over

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Why not? What you do now clearly isnt working. Go on put that chode to use

those are some nice tits

What the fuck are you talking about, there are plenty of girls who take pride in taking a guys virginity, when I was younger I dated a girl who was super into her being my first. Trust me you are getting shit info if you think that’s true.

>If you are relatively young 18-30 then no,
Early 20s. Been trying to find a relationship to lose it, but every single attempt has been a dead end

Alright, let's suppose I do spend money I don't have on a flight across the Atlantic. What do when in Europe?

And fuck pickup artists you faggot they are douschebags, put yourself out there and find a girl you like, get to know her and if she’s chill when it comes time just be honest with her, any decent girls not gonna care and if she likes you she’ll be happy to be the one to take her v card.

Stop being such a faggot and listening to fuckboys.

Www.adultwork.com get a hotel and bang away

>amsterdam
>loud
>shrooms

Just bang a fatty. They are always good to go

i don't even know why i bother. you're right user he's hopeless lol

The trick is to ask if they're licensed. If they say no, you can just come out and ask for what you want and get the pricing.

Dude you are young as shit, take it from me I’m 30 been in a few long term relationships and I’m married now, the girl who took my V card was actually excited to learn she was the one who got to take it. Just put yourself out there often it happens when you least expect it, trust me you don’t want it to be a stranger you want it to be with someone you care about, like I said if she’s a decent girl she’s not gonna care and if she likes you she’s gonna like it.

>nevada...

Guess the "no virgins, they suck in bed" crowd is the most vocal. And I do put myself out there, just not enough.

nobody wants to be with a guy who's shit in bed. it doesn't have to do with being a virgin. if you think it'll matter just lie about it and say you've fucked 2-3 girls

you could just lie. Tell them you're not and make up some dumb story and keep it consistent and vague.

YES! please do. The sooner the better.

I wasted my 20 being a scared virgin and not having any relationships. I had plenty of opportunities but every time I got anxiety because I was so afraid that I wouldn't know what I was doing. And the older I got, the worse my anxiety was. It developed into a serious problem. I felt like a child around adults throughout my 20s because I couldn't pursue women. Don't do that to your self.

Then when I was 30, I finally went to an escort, and it was such a relief. OMFG. Just be honest with the escort about your inexperience and it'll be fine. Then after the three or four times, I had the confidence to pursue and fuck women. It was the best feeling ever.

If you haven't had sex by the time you are 20, get an escort. Don't waste your youth. You're only young for a short period of your life, in that time, fuck as many women as possible.

Go work in an retirement home. Pick a victim with memory issues. They tend to be frail and easy to hold down. The best part is they often forget that it even happened so you can go again and again. I have been rolling in poon for years now

I forgot the best part. You can cum in them without any worries!

>Just put yourself out there often it happens when you least expect it,
I guess I get around this by never expecting it lol
Already got a decent lie caked in some truth. Once back in like sophomore year of high school, but nothing since
>Then after the three or four times, I had the confidence to pursue and fuck women.
Honestly scared I'm not gonna get that confidence boost and keep going to whores as a crutch, which is exactly what I DON'T want to happen

> if you think it'll matter just lie about it and say you've fucked 2-3 girls

NEVER lie.It's weak as fuck. Any girl will be able to tell that you're inexperienced. I lied to people throughout my 20s making up stories to explain why I was never dating.

A prostitute is the perfect service for virgins. Utilize them, and get some experience. Hookers don't judge, they just care about the money.

I think everyone has already covered the fact that it's not that big a deal and it's pretty easy to get laid.
So to answer you:
>should i?
up to you. I'd say just go for it and get it out of the way if it's a big hang-up for you. The other person was correct, it won't be the same as with someone you're into, but relationships at your age are always going to be fleeting for a host of reasons so up to you if that matters or not.
>where would i find it?
Google is your friend here. The internet has made finding a hooker remarkably easy and quite a bit safer.
Someone mentioned craigslist and backpage but those haven't been working for hookers for a few years now due to sex trafficking laws.
Even doublelist, which is a craigslist replacement, doesn't have many hooker ads and is primarily a place for dudes to downlow suck each other off (similar to craigslist casual encounters, really).
Google should pick up sites like eros, skipthegames, monkeysomething (i forget), etc. A LOT of sites. If you can spare 200 bucks or so to make sure it's a decent girl, you can get laid easily. Some escorts will have different methods of verification to make sure you're not a crazy nigger, so be aware of this.
Always use throwaway emails, i'd even advise using a burner app or burner phone (cheap). Use a condom - anyone halfway decent will make it mandatory but i'd encourage you to use it, even for oral. Up to you if you give a shit or not.

I'd highly advise against looking for a street hooker, but there are forums that list where women are and if you're in a large US city you can find info. Again, bad idea, it's a good way to get stabbed, aids, or arrested.

As to worrying about law enforcement, most stings do not involve a fake profile online, they are for street action, and even if they did use a fake online profile it would be too good to be true and easy to spot. Always look up reviews on the escort, usually you can literally google their contact info to find information.

I am in NC area so you could use my boi pussy if your interested. I love inexperienced straight boys

>Where would I even find one?

bedpage or ebackpage. It's easy as fuck to do and not expensive, you'll pay about 100-150 dollars for an hour. Tell the girl about your situation and many of them are nice about it and willing to help.

ASAP. Don't wait. Do it this weekend if you have time. Take advantage of your youth. It's fleeting.

user all women are prostitutes. Dating is just legal prostitution

>NC area
>boi pussy
Out reasonable of range, and not into bussy

Op you must be fugly as shit if you cant pick up on tinder

I don't use Tinder because I'm about 99% sure nothing's gonna come from it

It's much better to go to a prostitute for a first time late virgin. No pressure whatsoever, no judgement, no strings attached. It's hard to find a normal girl that's willing to show you the ropes.

Hookers are amazing. There's a reason that it's the oldest profession known to man kind.

yes, ask for the virgin discount

>bedpage or ebackpage.
not op but those are literally just spam ads for the listings in my area. The same shit that's on every single other city.

Tinder is mostly girls that are not looking for hookups. You'll have to bullshit wine and dine a girl, and then admit to her that you are virgin, which is difficult to do if you're a late virgin.

What a faggot excuse. If you don't try how do you know?

OP> "cry cry cry. I cant find a women to have sex with cry cry cry"

user> "have you tried tinder, you know the app specifically designed for casual hook ups?"

Op> "cry cry cry no as i am too scared cry cry cry"

Stay a virgin. The world doesnt need your offspring

How many hookups have you gotten from Tinder?

Yeah they are a vocal minority trust me I’ve dated girl from the valley to the coast and been friends with mostly girls in HS and college, the ones who stigmatize virgins are the bitches who don’t try very hard in bed and expect you to do all the work that’s why they say no virgins, meanwhile a girl who likes you tries harder to make your first time a good one trust me on this. I know it’s hard but it’ll happen trying to force it or being to focused on it can throw off your confidence, try not to let it.

Stop ridiculing someone for having social anxieties.

Being a virgin develops into a serious phobia if you wait to long. It makes you feel like a child among adults.

I wish somebody would have showed me how to get a prostitute when I was in my early 20s. Enjoying sex is an essential part of our mental development.

7 and i am 33 balding and weigh 230lbs. The trick is to be confident and swipe right on women who are in your league. I am never going to nail a jennifer Lawrence look alike so i dont even bother looking.

>It makes you feel like a child among adults.
Honestly, this is the perfect analogy. I'm able to buy anything the government age-restricts, like booze, and anything online in my own name, but I still feel incomplete as an adult

I'd most likely just swipe on everyone out of desperation and see what comes up

> I think everyone has already covered the fact that it's not that big a deal and it's pretty easy to get laid.

Not true. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, you will never get laid if you don't make the first move and pursue women. Women don't pick up men.

This can be very difficult to do if you have no experience and don't know what you are doing. I had so many opportunities that I squandered because I had virgin anxiety.

That method works so just do it

Doesn't the algorithm punish people who do that though?

> I still feel incomplete as an adult

Do it now. don't wait. Bedpage worked out for me.

You'll feel soooooo much better afterward. It works wonders for self-esteem. Even just the experience of being naked next to a woman helps break the ice.

Well you set youself an honest score like i am a 4/10 and you swipe left on anyone higher than what you scored yourself. Anyone who you consider your score or under- swipe right. Remeber they have to swipe back and a 10/10 is never going to swipe on a 4/10 unless they want something out of you like money or free food. I promise it works

not op but in same boat as him. ill fuck a trap if she threw her self at me right now

Im not a trap but a big grizzly gay bear who likes converting straight boys and i am a total power bottom. Are you in or near the NC state?

eh nc is like 12 hour drive from here and i would rather not fuck someone that looks like me

More people consider themselves average than more/less than average. I consider myself a 6 on a good day, so I doubt I'm gonna find enough sub-4 girls on Tinder that aren't morbidly obese

Fuck tinder. Pay a bitch to fuck you. It's that easy. You got 100 dollars to spare to hire a professional. A lot of working girls are very willing to teach. They also help with kissing, if you've never done that.

After you get some experience, then go after non-working girls.

Don't waste another week being a depressed virgin.

Fuck off LGBT faggot.

A lot people will try to convince virgins that they are gay. Gays want company. Stop that shit.
And unfortunately many virgins are so fucked in the head with social phobias that they fall for it.

>You got 100 dollars to spare to hire a professional.
Trying to save up to replace my shitbox of a car, so I honestly shouldn't pay for it

>virgin anxiety
Any advice overcoming this?

Are you retarded?

so what's the trick to getting a hot escort without spending a grand?

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Dont not worth the stds

>so what's the trick to getting a hot escort without spending a grand?

Stay away from the high-end escorts. You can have rip-roaring sex with gorgeous girls for 150 dollars off a typical adlist site.

It's great. No strings attached. No judgment. No bullshit. A lot of them are really nice girls, too.

>Any advice overcoming this?

A prostitute is the solution. If you have really bad anxiety like I did It's like weight off your shoulders after you go through with it.

After 2 or 3 dates, you get really comfortable and confident and feel like you can take over the world.

how do you make sure she's real and ask her for prices? I'd like to get high as a kite and fuck all night too. I'm cool with paying for the experience I just want to know I'm doing it right.

>A prostitute is the solution.
The only solution?

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Maybe it's not the only solution, no, but it is the easiest and quickest solution for an inexperienced adult.

Being a virgin gets worse the older you get. Don't fuck around and wait, you may squander your youth.

Believe me, I'm not trying to

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"Fuck a lot of women"

You have to do this while you're young. After you reach a certain age, it's over. You only have one life and your youth is fleeting.

The "special ones"? Sup Forumstard prostitutes?