Waifunomicon
Waifunomicon
I want to sniff Haruhi's butt
stop making my blood flow to my sex organ!
Yeah and after a long day of sniffing anime girl butt, Haruhi is always waiting at home every night to shove my face up her ass
yea alright, sounds good! hope you enjoy the rest of it
it's kind of making my brain melt a little bit, boss fights go on for so long...
I didnt post lewd...
*prrrrrrttt*
Was that the very last game? I hate playing engineer idk why I picked that snoozefest
oh I know.
yeah me too. i just hit the like,.. climax? or uhh... there's a word for it, the part in the story where everything goes to shit, so youd think it would be really interesting. but its not, i dunno. maybe its just because im tired
hmmm.... d-dark souls?
Kaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoao
b-but muh pride
hm, dang... maybe you should uh... uhhhh.... use... weapon... shoot?
yea, im pretty sure i did more damage than you and the other guy combined..... even if you doubled your damage
Hellooooo yui
So, why the blood flow through your thing?
i don't know, it happens everytime i see a girl,
lewd or otherwise.
Would sniff butt
Would sniff butt
yea i think that'd probably be the climax. m-maybe it's just not good, but hopefully it gets better! o-or something, i dont know
yes, dark souls, but with kitchen ladles
your pride? pride for what?
the ladle does not have weapon shoot available
Hiiiiiiiiiii Kaolaolaolola
n-never mind...
uhhhh... throw... make... boom?
Thats ok, at least youre being honest
You would probably sniff the butt of every cute girl if you could
At least post Haruhi when you do this
S H A P E D G L A S S
and yes you did
Absolutely
Ok
shaped glass is a fair and balanced item, i have 3 of them right now on my arti run
Youre kinda cute
I like you
excuse me m'lady, may I please sniff your butthole?
Now you have two posters who want to fuck you
I summon cylindrical Chaika
yeah i dunno either
sounds like some edmund mcmillen something-or-other
Claimin' and lovin' this one.
what does she smell like?
are you sure?
the ladle does not have throw make boom available
well it is actually dark souls 2 i am playing, im just using ladles instead of like, a sword, or an actual weapon that does good damage
Like heaven.
oh. thats an option? what a truly ground-breaking game.
yes
uhh... nuke mode?
you always have throw boom available, just use firebombs
Man that sounds good can she be my waifu for a day?
it's an option, certainly not a viable one, but an option.. idk why im doing it
okay, pride is okay, and so is small
the ladle does not have nuke mode available
no! ladle only!
also i just got a surprise freja during my casual stroll through brightstone cove tseldora, i was really not expecting that
yea she does that in ng+
yeah... really, don't mind it...
uhhhhhhhhh... swing... hit... man?
Gesture is fair, so was 1.0 sticky bombs :^)
What do you build on artificer?
rudos~
backup mag and on-hit items, black hole is great use item for her too
I'd sniff her butt
Omnomnomicon
at least i dont actually have to fight here there, was worried i'd have to
also wow i just died to prowling magus and congregation
it does have swing hit man! it's not a very good swing hit man, literally anything else has better swing hit man capabilities, but at least it has it i guess
>dying to the congregation
topkek
woo swing hit man! hit all the man swings!
dude i have broken ladles
and either i cant hit the sweet spot on the lightning dudes or they have absurdly high defense, im dealing less damage to them than i've done to all bosses so far
im gonna do it! it's going to be extremely painful!
spank me with the ladle
slut
they cast a buff that increases their defense
Jill Jill, hey there
you're a big guy
soulless empty conversation
4u
o-okay, come over here then
yea i figured that out after a bit
that legitimately gave me more trouble than fume knight, but im past it now
for you
what are you eating lewdo
this
now, forever, until the end of time
donut~
yui yui hi there
hey now I'm the only soulless one here
if you insist
Eat shit
lel
how is you today
I think it might actually be a good day. things are looking up. you?
eh i had to do some yardwork earlier so that was shit, but doin good now, playin ror2 and unlocked 2 of arti's new skills on this run
what're you up to tonight?
well to be fair i did have an actual weapon for fume knight
and oh my god freja's spiders do like 90% of my health in one hit im gonna be on this fight forever aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lewd
It was yoghurt
nice nice, glad it's a chill day now
light your torch
eh im just playing on drizzle to get the unlocks so its kinda hard to die, im about 2 hours into this run
She needs her butt sniffed tbh
not every conversation has to be soulful.
was being so cute part of your plan?
Jill Jill how's it doin?
cringe tranny thread
kase isn't here though
'scuse me m'lady, may I partake in this ''butt sniffing'' you speak of?
still, it's fun to steamroll at that point. I enjoy netflix during that stuff.
it's going! I got some spices today and I've had a low homework load for the past couple days, so I've been enjoying the time to breathe. you?
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
spices are yummy! did you get cumin? oh, yeah, homework... i have that, too... i should get to work on it... maybe...
i'm just, you know... not doing what i'm supposed to do... playing video games.
As long as its not Haruhi's butt
heh i have 6 gesture of the drowned and 9 fuel cells so i just have to look at something and my royal capacitor will obliterate it
nevermind then.
o-oh, sounds nice! good luck then, hope you get whatever you desire
im doing a dark souls 2 challenge run of sorts i guess, so that's pretty interesting. kind of exhausting too.. but im having fun
b-but.. the ladle powerstance...
yea that's probably a good idea though, im gonna do that
m-maybe? no u
There are plenty of sniffable asses out there user
sorry i didnt know what to say
uhhhhh
a-are you having fun?
nope! really big containers of paprika, ground mustard, ground onion, and sesame seeds. been meaning to stock up for a while and someone was passing by the bulk store, so I put in an order.
press x to win, basically? sounds like a fun time to zone out.
thanks, I've only got a few things I can do right now though. only two of the remaining ones are random drops to farm, so all I can do is hope that it shows up with one of these keys.
that sounds fun! I wish I had the skill to play a fromsoft game well in general, but doing challenge runs sounds really awesome.
im gonna laugh when you knock off both her heads and cant hurt her anymore because you do so little damage
i want her to cut me up but she doesnt exist
should i just kill myself?
i keep getting cucked by bosses, i need to kill the boss in less than 1 second to unlock the last skill, but the tele keeps spawning multiple bosses and they're never next to eachother so it takes me more than a second just to find them all
but Haruhi's is the best
just one sniff is all i ask
l-less than one second? jeez. that's a bit of a rough one.
yeah
i actually just got it after i sent that message kek, i didnt even see the boss spawn, it just insta-died
You'll have to settle for less than best
Here, try Kana's
n-no that's okay, sorry for making a post that's hard to reply too..
yea, it's fun in a weird way! i really need a break now though, it's very draining too..
what're you up to?
alright, im sure you'll get it!
i've always wanted to do challenge runs but have never really done one before, just always watched them been done by others
i was very worried that was gonna happen, but it didnt! my damage actually wasn't too bad, was about 100 damge a hit or so
oh! good job then. I guess that's the best way to have it happen.
I didn't, but I'm just gonna farm cryotic to build trinity prime instead.
well, hopefully it goes well this time!
it took 3 minutes of just standing still doing nothing for me to actually die cause i kept blocking and healing through everything kek
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