If you were to have a perfect female mate, what would she look like and how would she act?

If you were to have a perfect female mate, what would she look like and how would she act?

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we could say
but then you might stop venting your histrionics with this meme.............

>likes to cook
>Isn't a hamplanet
>doesn't care if she's called racist
>didn't get fucked by 30 guys minimum

> female

eewwww

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I'd have Emily.

>Thin
>Sober
>Not a slut/whore

Not a slut
Not vapid

My last two girlfriends have been racist as fuck
If i ever break up...
Hopefully i find another somehow

I love nazi girls

She's be a completely submissive sissy trap devoted to making me no longer feeling like dying.

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daaaaaaaaaamnnnn

She would look like this and act like Aubrey Plaza

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Tbh i dont care about her appearance, as long as she has decent hygiene & she honestly takes time to get to know the real me & proves to me that she likes me for me then ill love her for her. I know i sound like a retard right now

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>thicc
>actually gave a shit about me
>we could play vidya together
>not a whore

My ex

Big or small tits ?

Based as fuck

Perfect for me is someone with a caring instinct.

I have a slight mommy fetish so I like to feel taken care of. I'll gladly pull my share, I just like women who care for me.

Looks wise, I tend to like brunettes but I'm not that picky. No fatties though.

Tranny or sex doll.
She would not talk unless spoken to.

She would take care of herself and not be needy or depending on others to entertain her. Educated. Driven. Thinks independently. Understands sarcasm and jokes. Also understands that my friends do not necessarily have to be friends with hers.

She would have to be attractive as well. No land whales or chub.

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>I know i sound like a retard right now
Nah man, you do you.

Athletic or operator look qnd willing to kill thousands with me. In minecraft of course

>kill thousands
>in minecraft
you had me going for a minute friendo

she'd look like a middle schooler and act like a stripper with bills past due on a slow day

Small tits.

just don't cheat, and just don't shit on me. That's all.

what kind of tramp wears garters without stockings what the fuck

if i wasnt a homo she would be
>skinny
>white or oriental with white skin
>long natural hair
>small breasts
>nice long legs
>basic average girl really with average features
>NO tattoos or plugs
anything else is garbage

nice, 5'6ish, nice body slim thick, long hair, smells nice, and likes the same music as me or at least kanye west

>She's be a completely submissive sissy trap devoted to making me no longer feeling like dying.
HE, with a penis and balls

nigga you gay stop hiding in the closet you even said TRAP not transgender..lmao fag

>Good mannered trustworthy and loyal
>No history of rampant thottery
>Similar interests to mine
>Can cook
>strong dislike for anything shit skin related
>blond blue eyed and of athletic build
That about sums up the perfect woman for me

Petite, intelligent, sweet, playful, pretty face, long straight hair, likes when i tie her up, and loves weed as much as i do

>Assertive but knows their place
>Respectful
>Can handle herself
>Does not recoil behind me
>Can do all household chores
>Can beat the brats we would have into fine upstart gentlemen
Thing is a woman like this is independant now, so they probably don't exist.
Also they would be a ginger, which is even more rare, and gingers are also weak like twigs.
Oh well you can never be 100%, then there's the fact that gingers and daywalkers have no soul, so what happens when you die? How can you wait for that whih has no soul?

trannies are disgusting, traps are cute. that trapanon knows what's good

If we're talking perfect, I would like someone with a face simmilar to pic related. The skin shouldn't be as perfect and the hair could be basically anything as long as the strands at the top are atleast 10cm long. Would like for her to change hairstyle often. For body, I want A-cup titties, something you could barely grab. Body overall should be slim, no major curves besides the hips-waist but even that should be modest. Makeup should be avoided and height would be around 165-175(if she was white and had a diffrent face longer would be nice)
I would like a fun thing with languages, for example She does not speak my native tongue and I don't speak japanese. We find eachothers accents cute and tease eachother for the mistakes we make when trying to learn eachothers languages. She could be kinda needy, I don't mind giving affection and buying stuff if it's within my spending limits. Atleast in the beginning I want her to be very shy about sex and not be in a hurry, also a virgin. After we get used to eachother she should want to try new stuff and get kinda kinky. I want her to find crosdressing cute and at some ocasion go to town with me dressed up as a woman and pretending we are a lesbian couple. Overall I like smart people who don't need a whole lot of help in the thinking stuff, but discussing major desicions is fun. Helping with other stuff and doing this with her would be nice, but her hobbies don't have to match mine, i would prefer new experiences when foing out with her. Kindness towards other people is a must but faithfulness is also a must.

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Honestly the shit skin part is all I need. If she hates all that shit she's verified intelligent, that is, if she came to that conclusion herself.

She would just be a normie.

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basically my twin sister without the genetics

Formating texts to be readable is for wankers and homosexuals

>boys are cute
they are but only to fags

i gotchu famalam

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i'm not a fag and i find some traps cute. shame most don't pass though.

Cute, caring, supportive, not lazy, punk

>im not gay but men turn me on

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I am not gay, I have relationships with women and sex with traps.

>I fuck men in their assholes
>I'm not gay
>they are the gays

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>i'm insecure about my sexuality
>f-fucking men i-is gay
>i-i only fuck women i'm so s-straight!
sad. there's nothing more heterosexual than fucking your cute trap bf while your wife making you dinner.

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>big muscular behemoth built like Dwayne the rock johnson
>big ol titties
>bald
>big ol faggot chasing feet
>big ol hands with enough strength to crush a brick between her fingers
>strong Jaws so she can chew my food for me
>deep soothing voice
>thick tight pussy lips
>good posture
>at least 2 meters in length
>extreme hatred of niggerkind

Someone like Adrian from rocky. Shy but misunderstood. She grows as an individual as our relationship develops. And in turn her loyalty and devotion to me helps me grow as well. She was the rock in that relationship. Anons, there's someone like her who's my colleges librarian. I think imma ask her out tomorrow tbh.

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Don't care much about looks but she would act like those strange girls from my dreams.

>my fantasy life on sims and second life
>the post

>average-fit/skinny body type
>goofy/ has a good sense of humor
>easy to talk to
>physically affectionate
>knows what im thinking when im planning to fuck with someone so she can be my partner in crime

Not a whore.
Has interests beyond surface level shit.
Actually cares about key well being.

She's two-dimensional (and yes, she is ALIVE)

I wish that kind of shit was possible in sims.

>what would she look like?
Don't care
>How would she act?
Loyal, loves me back

I just want love and not a one night stand

like my gf but with bigger tits-

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Aka a racist Dwayne Johnson with big ol tiddies

It's ok to be gay & all man, but I find it funny when language has broken down so much that people keep calling men women.

She would look like and act like that big, manly Russian bitch from Dodgeball.

There is so much estrogen in here cause all you guys want is a woman to not be a base bitch basically. Too many feels on such a good night for me. Hope all of you ass holes play nice & meet the same.

I like girls who are chubby but not too fat, have tattoos and piercings, and have that side shaved colorful haircut

Ah shit, Shakespeare over here making huge advancements in the English language.

So Tumblr feminists?

anorexic and likes blood

Ok incel.

Yey

You sound like your short.

>be you
>have a 250 pound, short, unattractive gf
>her face is covered in pimples and has a rash that appears on different parts of her body
>literally the sweetest personality
>understands you wholly and can read you and your thoughts like a book
>loves you unconditionally and is ready to spend her life with you
>living the dream

Kys faggot. Keep deluding yourself that looks don't matter.

>Not a whore
Kek. Imagine being this insecure

I'm 5 11 which is the shortest

Nigga why not just say Aubrey Plaza then?

A anime, duh

......SMH I was thinking the same thing

slav not whore

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Imagine getting this upset because attractiveness is subjective and someone doesn't agree with your standard on it. Manlet confirmed

Saki Yoshida

>what would she look like
Like a 12 year old.

>and how would she act?
Like a twelve year old.

>perfect female
no such thing

Sweet and caring gf that understands me and isn't scared to say what her heart holds. Likes to do the same stuff I do. Has a great sense of humour and likes to tell jokes. Bathes regularly and keeps good hygiene. A bit shorter than me, with normal body, long hair, epic tits, innie pussy and perfect toes. Likes to be submissive during sex, but isn't afraid to take the lead sometime.

>what would she look like and how would she act?

Looks

>Short
>Bit chubby
>Fat ass

Personality

>She isn't a crank
>Funny
>Chatty
>Strong, can look after herself
>Doesn't mind my lack of word mincing.

So long as she lets me get that ass and isn't a total crank.

Your use of 12, and twelve, gives me great insight into what kind of man you are

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And then you find out it's actually Chris Hansen

Blond blue-eyed c-cup skinny teenage virgin who is thinking about majoring in classics, wants to be a stay-at-home mom, and doesn't think it's cheating if I do it with her friends.

Just gotta convince him to act like a twelve year old and it’d be a 50% win

Well I'm bi, so it can go both ways with me, but I'll answer the original question.

She'd be 6'0 and have huge tits and a big ass.
She'd have red hair and red pubes, but not completely pale/ginger. She'd be very slightly chubby.

She'd be goofy and immature on the outside but very deep on the inside. She'd have a horrifying sense of humor but still care about everyone and everything, not wanting to hurt a literal housefly.
She'd have a loud snort-laugh, She'd be dominant in bed and into weird shit I haven't even tried. She'd be messy and sometimes a little gross in the endearing kind of ways.
She would love to constantly cuddle all. the. time.

Laughing at all the sociopaths who are like 'hurr tits, submissive, obeys me'.

lol no wonder you are single

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who dumped you?

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STOP

shes a lot older than she looks shes a russian model she just turned 17

GO

you asked for a fantasy
than get mad when people post somthing they know they cant have in reality

duck rule.

only thing ive asked for is welfare checks

this is the most nigger thing i have ever read

also